You As An Interviewer...

[Mucho Macho]

Imagine you could be the first one to interview one of the members after their new record has come out and you were allowed to ask 3 questions... Which bandmember would you choose and what would you ask him?

[findout5]

I'd go with Greg K. - just because he rarely does interview.

Q1: Why do you rarely give interviews?
Q2: Do you really have the biggest penis in the band? lol
Q3: Givea track by track commentary on how the songs came about, recording info, etc.

[Dexter_italy]

Dexter: Why isn't kill the president in the s\t no more?
---- How do you switch channels in the amp since you have no footswitch on
stage, are you so lazy that someonelse does it for you?
---- What do you think are your best and worst songs (musically and lirically)?
---- If you where about to do a split album, wich band would you chose to
cover?
---- what do you see when you look into the mirror?

[Jojan]

Q3: Givea track by track commentary on how the songs came about, recording info, etc.

FAIL. That is not a question.

[Iamstupid]

Dexter

1. How are you ? (the kind of question that none think of, it's like we don't care if the guy is fine or not, if he has health problems, or problems with his friends etc.)

2. When will you move your ass to Dunkerque and give us a fucking show ?

3. What do you think about this next album, he is different from the others ?

[DexterWannabe]

---- How do you switch channels in the amp since you have no footswitch on
stage, are you so lazy that someonelse does it for you?

steve masi does it.

[nameless]

I'd go with Greg K. - just because he rarely does interview.

Q1: Why do you rarely give interviews?
Q2: Do you really have the biggest penis in the band? lol
Q3: Givea track by track commentary on how the songs came about, recording info, etc.

i remember he was asked something similar about the lyrics for a song on splinter, he replied that dexter wrote the lyrics and you would need to speak to him which is fair enough!

[Dexter_italy]

steve masi does it.

really? that's pretty disappointing...

[SkunkIt]

Noodles

How did you get that Jay Leno streak in your hair?
Does Dexter wear a bra for his man boobs?
Would you like to sex my wife? She needs baby.

[DexterWannabe]

really? that's pretty disappointing...

why? he's a diva! :D

[Dexter_italy]

why? he's a diva! :D

because if you play a guitar you have to play all way through, what's the point of letting someone else do it for you? It's only about pressing a switch...

[4eh]

1) (to Dexter) i read an interview where you said that your lyrics come to you while you're sitting in the toilet, so have you ever had an idea to use a purgative medicine to make album-making more fast?

2) how do you think, would Disney company ever ask you to make a soundtrack for a punk-rock cartoon?

3) would Disney company ever make punk-rock cartoon and who do you think is the most 'punk' disney character?