(01/14/08) - No News (Dexter)

[drex878]

01/14/08
Yes, we‘re still recording. We‘re in the studio right now. But everybody wants news, right? Even when there‘s no news? Well, okay, even though there‘s nothing new to report, we came up with some news….please enjoy our not-really-news newspost.

[Ninty Man]

Or he's the biggest motha fuck in the world... or he's too awesome

[Little_Miss_1565]

I love the hell out of Dexter right now.

[TheOldMark]

they're such jokers, they have no shame

[hshduppsnt]

hahahahahaha gotta love these guys!

[wazzup22]

LOL, hopefully this will keep the "no news" whingers quiet :D

[jacknife737]

Cheers Dex, hope those complaing about lack of updates will take the hint and lighten up.

[coke_a_holic]

they have no shame

Indeed they don't.

[yelloweyeyes]

haha thats some pretty awesome news.

HAI DEX PLZ DO THIS EVRY DAI

[iPunk247]

LMFAO these dudes know how to make us all smile and laugh like shit-fuckers.

[holland25]

LMFAO these dudes know how to make us all smile and laugh like shit-fuckers.

Couldn't say it better :D

[Dexter_italy]

hey nobody complaining now? hhaahaha :D

[Steady]

Lmao ace, i hope those who always complain about no news feel stupid now :D

[Hypodermic_89]

I'm laughing like a bucket of shrimp mixed with heroin and Gatorade. :confused: :) :) .......... :confused:

[YODAvid]

I'm laughing like a bucket of shrimp mixed with heroin and Gatorade. :confused: :) :) .......... :confused:

liked the shit-fucker version better... dont try too hard, man!

[Lord_Gabo]

haahahhahaahahah great news!!!! They're all crazy!!!!

[Jojan]

Once I saw Magnus Uggla at McDonalds in Stockholm.

[Camilamazed]

Some people say that old people are not tolerant.

So please (the news seeker), give the guy a break.

[Superdope]

funniest. thing. ever!

hopefully we can avoid the stupid i-want-to-be-informed-of-their-every-action posts for some time.

[rlplaymaker]

LMFAO these dudes know how to make us all smile and laugh like shit-fuckers.

uh... what?

[mrconeman]

Joke or not, I hope some people understand what he's actually getting at.

[DefaultNinja]

Well, as they say, no news is good news.

I think.

[BuckyO'Hare]

Cheers Dex, hope those complaing about lack of updates will take the hint and lighten up.

Agreed....

[Iamstupid]

What a motherfucker !



:) :) :)

(hope it will calm down those who complain)

[H1T_That]

What the hell is a shit-fucker?

anyone who replies "someone who fucks shit" goes straight into auto-fail mode.

[Marco]

Dexter's best post!

[Offspring-Junkie]

At least Dexter could write what he ate for lunch or what he watched on TV, but nah, "No News, dudes!". That's what we were secretly waiting for "No News."

[Tijs]

He used to do that, tell us which bands he was into at the moment. Or was that Noodles?

[DefaultNinja]

He used to do that, tell us which bands he was into at the moment. Or was that Noodles?

Noodles used to write journals and tell us about bands he was listening to on his iPod and stuff... ahh the good old days.. *wipes away tear*

[NotTheOne_NL]

wow! No news!

They even have a webcam with no new images!

I like no news!:D

[RoxnRollBassist]

This is awesome. Even though its no news its still made me smile. I love dex and his awesome posts

[Jesus]

Noodles used to write journals and tell us about bands he was listening to on his iPod and stuff... ahh the good old days.. *wipes away tear*

Or his trip to a whorehouse in Estiona, that was probably his best. Closely followed by the one with the female ejaculation in it.

[nameless]

they are just teasing now! thats what you get for so many "update request" posts!

[drex878]

Or his trip to a whorehouse in Estiona, that was probably his best. Closely followed by the one with the female ejaculation in it.

Haha, ah man. I haven't read those in so long. Think you can find them for me?

[Hypodermic_89]

liked the shit-fucker version better... dont try too hard, man!
Ever heard of non-sequiturs?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_%28humor%29

[Zee]

Haha, ah man. I haven't read those in so long. Think you can find them for me?

Here is that specific whorehouse journal: http://gregpunk.free.fr/index.php?Categorie=NoodlesJournal/Recherche&Date=2001-06-14

...and all the other Noodles journals: http://gregpunk.free.fr/index.php?Categorie=NoodlesJournal

[Smash punker]

Dexter is an experienced punker and he knows what he´s talking about.

[holland25]

Dexter is an experienced punker and he knows what he´s talking about.

Jesus Christ, somebody kill him! Why do you revive every thread you see?!

[Denial, Revisited]

lmfao! nice work :D

[selfDemanDeD]

Okay, let's keep this thread up... It is already time for new post from Dexter!.. do you think he'll write something after Australian tour?

[ixnay04]

so they probably already left for australia. They may post something after their first show.

[selfDemanDeD]

Or they may post something after returning home... then it'll be quite long before some news...