Translation, please!

[Jojan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppuN_MozHEI

[Biggest offspring fan]

Haha, yeah!

[holland25]

The whole text?

[DexterWannabe]

Whatta shitload of crap.

[holland25]

So, that's all I can do:

Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck (4 different Czech words used for this)

Make me, baby

And all the girlies say I'm fine when I fuck them
Cunts, stress, what waits waits for me today?

Once I met her on a swimming pool on sunday
I saw her tits and I was out of mind
And when I reflect her cunt
that nigga who fucks her must have a big dick

So don't care about him and choose me
So don't hang back and come with me
my cock is still free
I want you for me only and flow you with vodka
and you will see, you will see
Saxana, you're so fine, go take your vodka
but hurry before you see what you don't want to see
That asshole with his camera
and me with a broken face

Then there was another one, a little bit prettier
she was cold in bed, but she was cheaper too
I can't recall her name, but I think it was Marketa
never mind, I'll fuck her either way

So don't care about him and choose me
So don't hang back and come with me
my cock is still free
I want you for me only and flow you with vodka
and you will see, you will see
Marketa, it was cool, but't I'm not an asshole
I don't know what you thought, but don't cry to me
invite Karel Krska, so my face will be broken

Even when I'm drunk, I simply cannot choose
I'll end up in crankcase, so fuck that
There's a really pretty guy, so I will go with him
My name is Aref, but they call me HIM

So don't debate, I want to fuck you
I'll just carress your cock
you don't have to be afraid
and I'll fuck you in the ass
don't want a sex without 'šprcka' (I really don't know what that word means...)
and now see, now see
It's fantastic, we lick each others bodies
don't play a game on me
that you don't like it
Tell me I was super
Tell it to me, come on
I'm happy after all
Hey hey, stick him on my mouth

[Jojan]

Fuck Yeah!

[Peedr]

don't want a sex without 'šprcka' (I really don't know what that word means...)"Šprcka" is simply one of many alternatives to the word "condom" :)

[holland25]

Oh, I thought that it will be something like that... What else would Morčata na útěku sing about... :D

[Peedr]

Yeah, I don't like them much, but their lyrics always make me laugh a lot :D

[holland25]

I like them, their way to turn a normal song about love and anything to a song about alcohol and sex... Yeah, that kicks ass :cool:

[Denial, Revisited]

that's a hideous translation

[holland25]

Thank you!

[Offspring Gangsta]

lol that shit was funny

[iPunk247]

omfgrotflmfao! \m/><\m/