Awesome news story.

[Jakebert]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/04/04/cruiseship.pirates.ap/index.html

I never thought I'd see this kind of news story ever.

[Cock Joke]

Pirates fucking rock!!!!! (http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=11940)

[Drafan]

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

[Lizardus]

Yar har fiddlledee

[PilZ-E]

Being a pirate is alright with me.