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I get random injuries from just everyday life.
For one I keep bashing my knee. About 20 mins ago I did it really bad, really bad that I had lie on the floor screaming and now I can't bend it even though I've put tons of ibuprofen cream on it.
But I'm always doing stuff like that. Like opening a door I'll twinge some muscle slightly or running my ankle will suddenly hurt.
I have gotta be the biggest pussy in the world. I'm surprised i was the sports man I was at school. But even then I had a constant injury.
I always have unindentified scratches on my hands :/
And bruises on my knees. Because the space between the bed and the TV is so tiny and I always smack my knee on the bed. And then it hurts. A lot.
I also tend to smack my head on the wall/arm on the closet/leg on the bed while fighting with Ken. That prolly doesn't count though.
And I always smack my arms at random places (doors, walls, closets, trees... whatever) because I wave them around.
And I would have probably been half-dead by now if my parents had let me keep my bike. Mean people.
Sunny
01-10-2005, 05:08 AM
i happen to be very prone to injury myself. i walk into things, step on pushpins, twist my ankles, trip and fall down the stairs (not all the way down, just a few steps)..
gah i'm just so clumsy
and recently i got my nipples pierced. that's like ASKING to get even more hurt. =(
Fuck if they catch on something that would kill.
My dorm mate last year, he went to bording school and he had his nipples tweaked (like when they twist them) so much that he can't feel there anymore. It doesn't even hurt him no matter what you do.
We had the gayest dorm btw.
meaning_of_life
01-10-2005, 05:23 AM
i broke my collar bone when i was wrestling with a friend once. he bear hugged me and i couldnt move my arms, and i faceplanted the ground and landed on my shoulder. truly painful. i also chipped my front tooth pretty bad about 3 months ago, diving into a pool.
I sometimes get these scratches on my chest or my stomach when I wake up. Yes. It's like I scratches myself with my hand cause usually there are 4 in a row, and my hand fits perfectly on it, but why would I do that?
Oh yeah, and I broke my leg when I was a few months old.
And I've been temporarly blind on one eye because a kid hit me with a stick.
Kitten
01-10-2005, 05:50 AM
I twinged something in my back near my left shoulder blade, and I went to bed thinking a good night's sleep would fix it up. Nope, the next day it was stiff, and I could barely move, the problem was I was the only one with a licence, so I had to drive in. Manual cars have never been so cursed.
I always end up with bruises on my legs, I am guessing I thrash around a lot in my sleep, because I can wake up with up to half a dozen for no reason.
I'm real good at injuring myself, I lately discovered.
my wrist is so horribly bruised from *skiing*, that my professor came up to me today to ask if everything between me & my boyfriend is okay. from skiing. god jaysus.
then I always have unidentified scratches on my back. I never know where they come from & as I have no nails (nailbiter in the house), that's certainly not it. (& no, I have no cat)
I bump my head into everything, which is an art in itself, seeing I'm real tiny compared to the rest of the Netherlands.
I managed to -double- break my leg by *biking* when drunk. blowing my boyfriend once almost caused me a broken nose (accident, if you were wondering) & I once burned a tiny wound on my cheek with my own fucking cigarette by simply smoking while lying down & being sleepy.
I guess that would be it.
TheHulaChick
01-10-2005, 05:55 AM
I've got a condition in my knees where small pieces of bone break off for no particular reason. I've had these pieces of bone removed and my knees seem ok, for now...
Chris
01-10-2005, 06:01 AM
took a lil chunk out of my finger while opening a bottle of beer last night....stupid cheap bottle openers I say
Sunny
01-10-2005, 06:02 AM
Fuck if they catch on something that would kill.
yah it does. it also hurts like hell when they flip up... owie..
"blowing my boyfriend once almost caused me a broken nose"
rotfl bella i'm sorry but that's hilarious.
And another something, one of my fingers is a little misfigured cause my friend and I were carrying a rock, but then he dropped it and said it was too heavy (in that order). I was still holding the rock as it dropped on another rock, one of my fingers got stuck between it and turned black and a lot of skin got ripped of, but the end still attached to my finger. It didn't hurt that much but it was bleeding like shit, and when you pushed on it it looked funny.
the_GoDdEsS
01-10-2005, 10:19 AM
I very rarely bruise my legs on something, cut while shaving sometimes or run my elbow against something. Fingers usually suffer the most.
Oh and in winter I have this thing that I have to fall down on my bum at least once in three months.
Bazza
03-23-2005, 03:03 AM
http://www.photodump.com/direct/bazza/DSCI0004.jpg
i've posted this before, so here it is again.
did it on a fence, spent two days in hospital, had 25 stitches
Vicky
03-23-2005, 03:16 AM
I get random scratches on my hands & arms, bruises..
Inshane
03-23-2005, 04:23 AM
my body is decorated with scars,bruises,scratches, burned skin that looks darker than other parts of my skin (especially when I get a tan you can see a dark line on my arm).
I wish I wasnt as wild as I am. Its embarrassing when people ask you if your parents hit you. At the moment my knee turned blue and I have no idea why.
Everytime I take a shower I notice new little injuries. they never really hurt though, only the bump on my head which I got when someone hit me with a baseball bat can hurt a little.
Isolated Fury
03-23-2005, 04:35 AM
I try to avoid injuries. That's probably why I don't play any sports. But I do have this exposed nerve on my knee. It's like a funny bone. If I hit it, my leg goes numb, and I can't move my feet for about 3 minutes afterward. Other than that, I stay pretty safe.
I broke my pinky toe. :rolleyes:
yah it does. it also hurts like hell when they flip up... owie..
"blowing my boyfriend once almost caused me a broken nose"
rotfl bella i'm sorry but that's hilarious.
it wasn't funny!
*soft giggling*
well, okay.. it really, really was.
he wanted to put the blanket around me & I was just going down on him & then his forehead smashed into my beloved nose. it was an insane accident. I kept laughing with tears running down my face, because it hurt so much. :/ in the end.. we did have le sex. but we did had to wait, until both of us had stopped laughing.
HornyPope
03-23-2005, 06:49 AM
I'm in permanent state of hurt ongoing due to my martial arts classes. Pain has a peculiar trait of becoming naturalized however. The first six months I would wake up with my body aching from toes to head, but now I pay no mind to it any longer unless I force the bruise with my fingers.
original_psycho
03-23-2005, 08:15 AM
I always manage to smack my elbow against something (a wall, a table, a door, almost anything) and then it hurts really bad so and I even have marks.
And I fight witht the boys in my class so I manage to get bruises on my arms or legs.
I used to play football a lot last year and my legs were covered in bruises and I also had some on my stomach.
And I have this really crazy friend with long nails that likes to hurt people. Man, my arms are covered with scratches and marks.
Also, I have a mark on my nose now and it still hurts cause I went at party that was held in the attic and the seeling is low in some parts of the room and I wanted to run after something or someone and I didn't see the seeling in front of me cause it was rather dark and I hit my nose and it hurt bad. And, like I said, it still hurts a bit.
Man, I'm rather clumsy and I always manage to hurt my elbows or knees or arms... Actually I always hurt myself somewhere. Not a day passes wihout having even the smallest injury. Meh...
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