offspring quotes - your favourite

[Nemesis881]

I hit the search button and found this thread, this is funny shit!!!
lets revive it!

heres a recent one..
"You can't download hotsauce."
- Dexter

[Alex101]

"Your best friend, David Yow"

From the Greatest Hits DVD when Dexter and Noodles were talking about the "All I Want" video.

[Unnatural Disaster]

"Please enjoy our not-really-news newspost."


Dexter's Journal 1-14-08

[Grimesy da Offspringfan]

Greatest Hits DVD:
Dexter and Noodles talking about TKAA:
Dexter: "That sounded really pretty. Never heard you do it before...Do it again!"
And after that:
Dexter: "It wasn't a bad neighborhood at all, a totally normal, nice neighborhood"
Noodles: "My parents still live there"
Dexter: "Yeah...They're fucked up!"
Noodles: "They're fucked up...My dad's on crack...my mom's pregnant again" :D :D
And another Greatest Hits quote:
They're talking about Self Esteem
Noodles: "What the hell is this crap? Oh, it's this crap!"

[Cock Joke]

Noodles: "My parents still live there"
Dexter: "Yeah...They're fucked up!"
Noodles: "They're fucked up...My dad's on crack...my mom's pregnant again" :D :D

That's the best one right there!

[Muttleygirl]

My favorite Greg quote (well, my only Greg quote... :p)

From the MuchMusic Toronto 2000 concert, the interviewer asked Greg a question after talking mostly to Dexter and Noodles, and Greg said something like, "Who me?" all shy.

[Conspiracyof1000]

On the bonus video on the Americana CD:

Ron: I am rubbaman. (bends finger back)
Cameraguy: Is that how you do your drumrolls?
Ron: Yeah.
Dexter: No, it's a requirement to be in the band; I can do it too. (bends finger back.
Cameraguy: Okay Noods. Your turn.
Noodles: I can't do anything but Greg's got the biggest dick.
Cameraguy: You do?
Greg: (nods and smiles)

Yeah...:cool:

[danitanev]

My favorite quote is when Dexter introduced Noodles to the fans on a show I think it was somewhere in France! So, Dexter said: "Now let me introduce to you our leading guitar player! He's name is Noodles! Noodles is not just our leading guitar player, he's our motherfucking leading guitar player, cause his play motherfucking leads man!"... I like that a lot! I don't know if all the words I wrote are absolutely correct, I hope so. :D

[T_immortal]

From the NME interview:

Dexter: "Much like our other records its got songs...and music"


Seriously though, these guys time and time again prove that they got a fuckin awesome sense of humor, every interview or behind the scenes has some funny shit :D

[Budzy]

Where did u get all this from?
i literally spent about an hour and a half reading all that stuff and i still only got up to page 17 of the thread.

[iPunk247]

"'Fucking Shut Up.'" ~Dexter (on teh Defy You recording studios) @ YOUTUBE. |edits| their quotes are seriously hilarioulsy cool.

[Rutegard]

from rock in rio 2008

noddles: You guys are so goddamn good looking
dexter: yeah good looking and sexys! Strong pool gene!!


ehehe biology rulez!!!



dexter: yeah noodles is the man! he puts an "o" in obrigado (portuguese word for thank you)
noodles: i put two "o"s in obrigado....OBRIGAADDOOO!!!!

[BillythePunk]

Interviewer: "What do you guys do for the environment?"

Dexter: "I make compost from my own poop. It's my small contribution to the world."

some 2008 interview I saw on Youtube, I forget what show it was just before.

[Rutegard]

Interviewer: "What do you guys do for the environment?"

Dexter: "I make compost from my own poop. It's my small contribution to the world."

some 2008 interview I saw on Youtube, I forget what show it was just before.

it was the interview from rock in rio 2008 LOL

and to the same question noodles answered

Noodles " i make sure i recycle every beer can, and i don't trown my cigarrete to the floor, i put it into the beer can"

AHAHAHAHHAHA

[Sofinch]

it was the interview from rock in rio 2008 LOL

and to the same question noodles answered

Noodles " i make sure i recycle every beer can, and i don't trown my cigarrete to the floor, i put it into the beer can"

AHAHAHAHHAHA

That's just so amazing funny typical Noodles

[Sofinch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1svWy4-f-Y
Just all the stuff Noodles says :d:p

[Rutegard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1svWy4-f-Y
Just all the stuff Noodles says :d:p

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

when was that?

that guy in the end looks like dex in americana time, but that noodles' hair makes me refuse that idea LOL

[Sofinch]

I don't know when it was filmed.
In the info stands : Melbourne Soundwave

[The Search Button]

This is the best Noodles quote ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ8skVNeIuA

[Rutegard]

This is the best Noodles quote ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ8skVNeIuA

i also love the way that dex laughs LOL

[Sofinch]

This is the best Noodles quote ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ8skVNeIuA

Yeah it is totally !! I just love it !! From now on I wanna be houskeeping when I grow up! :D

[Rutegard]

Yeah it is totally !! I just love it !! From now on I wanna be houskeeping when I grow up! :D

but not the housekeeper in my noodles' story huh?

[Sofinch]

but not the housekeeper in my noodles' story huh?

only the housekeeper in that hotel :D or in an other hotel with bad porn ::p

[Rutegard]

only the housekeeper in that hotel :D or in an other hotel with bad porn ::p

ok then :D

that's cool

[Sofinch]

ok then :D

that's cool

I'll be like David Spade in the movie Tommy Boy :D
housekeeping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqSY-shauos
I lOvE tHaT mOvIe :d
but we go astray of the subject :p

[Rutegard]

I'll be like David Spade in the movie Tommy Boy :D
housekeeping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqSY-shauos
I lOvE tHaT mOvIe :d
but we go astray of the subject :p

i 'll check that out...
and yeah...

let's get back to the quotes :D

[iPunk247]

....what about teh one dexter's quote like "'since i am a virgin and all'" .... :confused:


er something with Noodle's about teh whole ciggarete thing .......................


don't really know any from Greg K nor Pete P ............................................


samething goes for exes Higgins & Atom & Ron or other ..............................


........................i shall do some research on reading more often like books lol

[Budzy]

On the CMVC: The Hit that Commentary Dextr and Noodles talk shit for the whole clip then right at the end 'yeah thats our video''hit that right?' made me chuckle.

[F@ BANKZ]

"You can't download hotsauce... yet"

[Rutegard]

On the CMVC: The Hit that Commentary Dextr and Noodles talk shit for the whole clip then right at the end 'yeah thats our video''hit that right?' made me chuckle.

WELL can you imagine what would they comment about hammerhead video? LOLOL

[mrs_hollandova]

WELL can you imagine what would they comment about hammerhead video? LOLOL

Right! Hammerhead + hit that is a crime! Its better to give money to charity than make videos like this :mad:

[Rutegard]

Right! Hammerhead + hit that is a crime! Its better to give money to charity than make videos like this :mad:

it will be better if u clean up your ass with those bills

[Rutegard]

"You can't download hotsauce... yet"

this one is just priceless

[mrs_hollandova]

it will be better if u clean up your ass with those bills

LOOOOOOOOOL right! Maybe they do it now, thats why there is no video for YGGFK :D

[Rutegard]

LOOOOOOOOOL right! Maybe they do it now, thats why there is no video for YGGFK :D

AH AH AHAHAH

stop it girl...don't make me laugh like this really ahahah

my belly hurts..autch...

:p

[Steph]

LOOOOOOOOOL right! Maybe they do it now, thats why there is no video for YGGFK :D

Don't be sooooo cruel:D
In their video I'd like to see just THEM playing:D...That would be great (for me)...
Maybe they are afraid they'd look too old/fat/whatever/don't kill me:o

[Rutegard]

Don't be sooooo cruel:D
In their video I'd like to see just THEM playing:D...That would be great (for me)...
Maybe they are afraid they'd look too old/fat/whatever/don't kill me:o

nah i really don't think so..

i believe that the prob here is bigger than that!!

THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE COOL VIDEOS LOLLOL

(just a few...)

[dff_punk]

It isn't the band who makes the videos...

[Rutegard]

It isn't the band who makes the videos...

i choose was really cool and they get involved

[dff_punk]

Yeah, I forgot to say "except for I Choose"... :) But I have some feeling that the YGGFK video is going to kick ass(since it is my most favorite song from RAFRAG).

[Steph]

Yeah, I forgot to say "except for I Choose"... :) But I have some feeling that the YGGFK video is going to kick ass(since it is my most favorite song from RAFRAG).

I hope it would...
And hey I wasn't serious about that 'too fat and too old'...:eek::D

[Rutegard]

I hope it would...
And hey I wasn't serious about that 'too fat and too old'...:eek::D

sure sure :p LOL

[iPunk247]

damm it dex is not that bad looking nor a fat fuck just a lil bit of an older men.

[Rutegard]

damm it dex is not that bad looking nor a fat fuck just a lil bit of an older men.

he's like wine...

the older...the better....just like johnny depp!!

[mrs_hollandova]

he's like wine...

the older...the better....just like johnny depp!!

LOL How can you compare beautiful sweet sexy cute adorable smart Dexter and skinny not-wide-arms and not sexy Johnny Depp? :confused: Hmm.. and how old is Johnny?

[lost_nvrfound]

LOL How can you compare beautiful sweet sexy cute adorable smart Dexter and skinny not-wide-arms and not sexy Johnny Depp? :confused: Hmm.. and how old is Johnny?

44 or 45... something like that...

Dexter is even better in person... My sister and I were like :eek:

[mrs_hollandova]

44 or 45... something like that...

Dexter is even better in person... My sister and I were like :eek:

Oh you lucky girls :p

[Rutegard]

44 or 45... something like that...

Dexter is even better in person... My sister and I were like :eek:

johnny is fucking sexy ok? lol

and johnny is older than dex he is 45

and yes he is better in person

[Ill.be.waiting.]

he's like wine...

the older...the better....just like johnny depp!!

I can't be more agree :P, but personally, i dont like johnny xP

44 or 45... something like that...

Dexter is even better in person... My sister and I were like :eek:

OMG :eek: I can't wait to see that
you saw him in a concert or you met him?

[iPunk247]

he's like wine...

the older...the better....just like johnny depp!!

exactly. like totaly fine red wine mixed it up with some gringo bandito hot sauce and a lil bit of sexi *ya'know what i mean right?* yikes! thats what i am talking about and thats what i am saying. Dexter Holland is massively sexiiii....

as for the whole johnny deep, eh? yikes! one badass sexiass pirate hell of an actor man yep dude WOW such a total super duper hottie that JD is 100%....

[Cock Joke]

"We're alllllllllllllllll gettin' it laid tonight!" -Noodles at V-Fest 2008

[Rutegard]

"We're alllllllllllllllll gettin' it laid tonight!" -Noodles at V-Fest 2008

i was there!! and noodles was so fucking right

aaahaah

[Ill.be.waiting.]

"SOYYYY MUYY GUAPOO" - noodles

hahaha
it's so funny to listen to them talking in spanish lol :p

[iGustavo]

"SOYYYY MUYY GUAPOO" - noodles

hahaha
it's so funny to listen to them talking in spanish lol :p

It's funny to listen to them talking in Portuguese too.

OLÁÁÁ LISBOAAA

OBRIGADOO

[RyanSabotage]

"fuck" x5
-Dexter
(beginning of session)

[Anka]

"We are rocking for people" Noodles at Rock for People :)

[Oxygene]

"fuck" x5
-Dexter
(beginning of session)

that's ron not dexter

[Stylie]

"We are rocking for people" Noodles at Rock for People :)

Hahah, that one is awesome. =P

[Rutegard]

Hahah, that one is awesome. =P

noodles owns the funniest quotes ever

[Anka]

noodles owns the funniest quotes ever

and even when you can hear it live...
btw, at the same show Noodles thanked "us" for the boner and Dexter replied: "and it was a good one"

[Shank]

and even when you can hear it live...
btw, at the same show Noodles thanked "us" for the boner and Dexter replied: "and it was a good one"

Ok, now I'm having a "visual" of that. :o

[Rutegard]

and even when you can hear it live...
btw, at the same show Noodles thanked "us" for the boner and Dexter replied: "and it was a good one"

shahahahahah :D LOL

[the_real_potomek]

and even when you can hear it live...
btw, at the same show Noodles thanked "us" for the boner and Dexter replied: "and it was a good one"

hehehehe:D that was an awesome show:D:D:D

[Budzy]

[DEXTER]
"Noodles your always showing me up and shit, you fag. Noodles your such a fag."

[Gayman]

"I never played sports when I was in high school. You know the guy who's always the last guy picked? I was always right behind him."
~Noodles in an interview

:D
I have it as my signature now :)

[come out swinging]

This quote is not funny but i like it.

"We may not fit into the definition of punk, but we like band outside that." - Dexter. Star profile cd/ interview.

[iPunk247]

"twelve hits...man!" ~noodles spits about teh rafrag record lol nice one xDDDD

[renato piquette]

the best ones are from Greg,he´s really funny and clever,he has said a lot of good quotes,but I´m not gonna post them....jeje