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robgreen
01-16-2005, 07:17 AM
summer_guy, listen up, I'm going to make this lecture quite simple....

1. You made a new thread to tell everyone that Dexter doesn't smoke anymore, obviously offended by this prospect that your hero has quit smoking. Now, correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't giving up smoking a good thing? You should be proud of your hero.

2. You make a new thread that Offspring are finishing next year. Unable to think of a good source, you say that your friend knows Dexter, and he told you. Next you say that you got your info, along with all the pointless posts about Dexter quitting smoking and what he did at school, from an interview.
The interview can be found here (http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/4737/article30.html). If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you can clearly read the words "Note this is an interview in the Hungarian version of the German newspaper BRAVO. This was made around the summer of ’95 when Noodles just had his cut bald, and Self Esteem, was a No.1 hit all over the world." In simple terms, you are 10 years late, my friend.

3. You make a thread saying that the new album comes out 21st September. Later, you tell us that you already have the new album. (I presume from your friend who knows Dexter.) Anyway my point is, how can you know the release date, let alone ALREADY HAVE an album which hasn't been recorded yet?

6. You tell us all that you need to get to California and give Dexter a guitar for a birthday present. Why don't you just get your friend to give it to him?

7. Then you tell us all that you are going to replace Atom.....

8. This is my favourite one: You tell us all how much you hate dexter; and i quote..."and he`s is an dickhead too." Next post you say: "i love dexter holland i`m his biggest fan."

Last but not least, let me point out my favourite quote from summer_guy:

"california is in south america you tweeb"

Noodles is gay
01-16-2005, 07:31 AM
Ah dear...well maybe he's just a wee bit muddled or summat?

It is creepy the amount of stuff he wanted to know about Dexter but, well, maybe he's just a really big fan and really admires the band so wan't to know all about them - i won't be judgemental today, i'm not in the mood. :p

Tijs
01-16-2005, 07:33 AM
Haha, I enjoyed reading that.

GBH2
01-16-2005, 09:17 AM
haha... these stupid people who try to defy logic...

leo3375
01-16-2005, 09:24 AM
Obsessive fan… eep!

I am a hardcore fan, far from obsessive, like this guy.

Compare and contrast myself to summer_guy:

summer_guy: Offended by 10-year-old interview in which Dexter claims to be a non-smoker
Me: Not offended at all, but accepting upon learning first-hand that Dexter is a "social smoker"

summer_guy: can't get sources straight
Me: Checks and confirms sources of information

summer_guy: pulls an album release date out of his ass
Me: Looks at media sources, and gives ETA of new album (rumor is second half of 2005)

summer_guy: wants to give Dexter a guitar for his 40th birthday
Me: a silly card will suffice for a birthday present. It's not like buying a new bass for my boyfriend!

summer_guy: wants to be Atom's replacement
Me: Knows that Atom may be with the Offspring for a while, probably to be replaced by another reputable drummer

summer_guy: Doesn't know South America is a continent
Me: Knows California is in the western US

summer_guy
01-16-2005, 11:53 AM
ok i have to admited youre right :(

Tijs
01-16-2005, 12:23 PM
Crap, I expected summer_guy to get all angry and stuff, what a dissapointmend :(

summer_guy
01-16-2005, 12:27 PM
i`m the most offspring fan all over the world;)

summer_guy
01-16-2005, 12:36 PM
u mean dexter is social smoker? i´m usual smoker

Naz
01-16-2005, 12:51 PM
Rob that made me laugh so much, thank you!

robgreen
01-16-2005, 01:10 PM
Thanks summer_guy i'm glad all this is straightened out now

Naz
01-16-2005, 01:14 PM
He'll be back tomorrow with even more words of wisdom.

robgreen
01-16-2005, 01:16 PM
I hope so, I like him with his crazy magical powers.

Naz
01-16-2005, 01:24 PM
He is a wizard.

A sexy one too.

robgreen
01-16-2005, 01:24 PM
Gandalf could take a few pointers

Naz
01-16-2005, 01:26 PM
summer_guy can kill the Balrog just by looking at it.

he is THAT good.

robgreen
01-16-2005, 01:27 PM
Lord of the Pizza

Naz
01-16-2005, 01:28 PM
What does the mission involve?

Can I be an elf!!!?

robgreen
01-16-2005, 01:30 PM
Well he has to destroy his pizza by throwing it into a pit of Clearasil
With only his friend Dexter-Wise as company.

Naz
01-16-2005, 01:35 PM
Awww plenty of time for man-loving then.....

Until gollum (Noodles) comes along and takes Dexter away from summer_guy! Noodles wants some pizza!

Killb0y
01-17-2005, 01:31 AM
Oh man Naz stop posting, I can't stand looking at your beautiful avatar ;)

Guillermo90
01-17-2005, 02:56 AM
i love girls who masterbate. thats all. :: :mad: :D :p :kjgbkbk

meaning_of_life
01-17-2005, 04:08 AM
Oh man Naz stop posting, I can't stand looking at your beautiful avatar ;)
thats so cheesy. you should be embaressed.

Killb0y
01-17-2005, 04:24 AM
Well I'm not, and I'll stay with it. What happened to your av man?

meaning_of_life
01-17-2005, 04:33 AM
got sick of looking at myself. this one makes you feel special when you look at it.

Killb0y
01-17-2005, 04:58 AM
You were better with that previous, I liked your hair style in it :D, it's so.... punk :D yeah

meaning_of_life
01-17-2005, 05:01 AM
thank you, its kinda dreadlocked a bit now, i got to trim it back a bit

Killb0y
01-17-2005, 05:09 AM
hmm kinda short hair for dreds, I'm making myself braids like Dex had this summer :D

meaning_of_life
01-17-2005, 05:19 AM
mm that old avatar was from a few weeks ago, my hair is down to my nose now, i dont want really fat dreads, im just going to have thin ones. school wont allow me to have really natty dreads anyway.

Killb0y
01-17-2005, 05:23 AM
I hate schools with rules like that. That's just not right.

I can touch my neck with my hair all through my face, I could choke with it :D

What have we become talking about hair...

summer_guy
01-17-2005, 08:41 AM
rob youre an ASSHOLE

Killb0y
01-17-2005, 09:11 AM
ok i have to admited youre right :(


rob youre an ASSHOLE


Wow, do you have split personalities?

robgreen
01-17-2005, 09:16 AM
I'm an asshole?

Did your friend (who knows dexter) tell you that?

phoenix
01-18-2005, 03:56 AM
robgreen
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phoenix
01-18-2005, 03:57 AM
rob youre an ASSHOLE

thats rich

offspring4ever
01-18-2005, 06:10 AM
can anybody tell me where is summer guy from?

original_psycho
01-18-2005, 06:24 AM
rob youre an ASSHOLE

Oh, so you can actually spell the word 'asshole'... You're making progress, good job! Starting to make us proud, son...

meaning_of_life
01-18-2005, 06:29 AM
ah.. theres nothing like coming home from a tough day to find everyone ragging on summer_guy..

Lehmakett
01-18-2005, 07:59 AM
SUMMERGUY YOURE A FUCKING pussy :mad:

Venezuelan_Nightmare
01-18-2005, 08:09 AM
everybody loves summer_guy xDDDD really nice how can get the peoples together

summer_guy
01-18-2005, 08:40 AM
hey new guy i+m going to kill pasterd :p

Venezuelan_Nightmare
01-18-2005, 08:44 AM
lolz
(fucking ten characters)

Lehmakett
01-18-2005, 09:27 AM
hey new guy i+m going to kill pasterd :p


Oh im so scared now....youre the most pathetic person in the world....
if i would be in your place i just would fuck off from here...you wanker

summer_guy
01-18-2005, 10:06 AM
nah i dont think so :confused:

Naz
01-18-2005, 11:18 AM
I think you should though....

A lot of people agree.