I'm playing with a baloon

[Thomas]

and i am thoroughly enjoying it. Haven't you noticed that some times the simple things in life are the best?

[_Lost_]

heck yea! My graduation balloons were great fun, because they were the aluminum kind, so when the helium got low, i just added regular air so it was like a light weight volleyball, and my sister would play with it and make my dog chase after it. SOOOO much fun!

[Bipolar Bear]

I've wasted about 15$ on bouncing balls in a machine at the cinema with friends in order to get the awesome 8-ball. I didn't even get it, but I got a cool pink one with frogs humping each other inside. I'm not done yet, next time watch me get that 8-ball!

[Conspiracyof1000]

I've wasted about 15$ on bouncing balls in a machine at the cinema with friends in order to get the awesome 8-ball. I didn't even get it, but I got a cool pink one with frogs humping each other inside. I'm not done yet, next time watch me get that 8-ball!

I did something like that on my last birthday. My friends and I were at the bowling alley, and they had this pinball/bouncy ball thing. If you got a ball into the hole at the back you would win two bouncy balls. I think we spent $20 bucks on that thing. What a waste of money. :D

[Thomas]

I did something like that on my last birthday. My friends and I were at the bowling alley, and they had this pinball/bouncy ball thing. If you got a ball into the hole at the back you would win two bouncy balls. I think we spent $20 bucks on that thing. What a waste of money. :D

Apparently it was hardly a waste of money, though. Ya know?

[RickyCrack]

i'd rather play with a baboon

i first misspelled that as baboob, which sounds a hundred times even cooler.

[Budzy]

It's all fun and games until that balloon pops in your face and your left with nothing but bits of rubber, your own tears and an annoying ringing in your ears.

[Thomas]

Fortunately, it's yet to be inflated and knotted off, so I get to make funny noises with it and make myself all light-headed. I'll see if I can put myself to sleep like that tonight.

[bighead384]

This is a really random thread. And I laughed when I saw the title. It got me thinking...I think "random" humor is hilarious in small doses. I know there's this big thing with a lot of people on these boards against "random" humor. But I think it can be hilarious if not overdone.You know what I think? I think the thing you have to realize is "random" humor doesn't make you, as an individual, a funny person. But that doesn't mean the random thing you said can't be funny.

I'm too frustrated with walnuts to continue life.

[Betty]

I agree that well-placed random humour can be funny as hell.

I think that's probably why I'm so partial to Scrubs.

Not so much a fan of slapstick. But I'm quite partial to random.

[bighead384]

I think a lot of the people that hate random humor just don't like the fact that their wit has to compete with randomness for lolz.

[Betty]

Ehhh... sometimes it's just obnoxious though.

[_Lost_]

I think a lot of it depends on the way in which such randomness comes up.

Like, the other night, my dad had fallen asleep during SNL, and he sort of half woke up, and says "matching clothes..." "what?" "They're funny..."

No one knows what he was talking about... but it was funny as hell at the time because it was totally random and made no sense.

But like, when you talking to someone, online or otherwise, and they are suddenly just like "The monkeys are CRAZY!!!", thats not really funny, because they are trying waaayyy to hard to be random and funny.

Funny randomness I guess just sort of has to happen on its own to be funny. Its not funny if its forced.

[Free?]

Thomas, why didn't you tell us that you have posted your video with balloon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fWzXNhfoQ8) on the internetz?!

:rolleyes: la-la-la...

[Thomas]

Thomas, why didn't you tell us that you have posted your video with balloon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fWzXNhfoQ8) on the internetz?!

:rolleyes: la-la-la...

Once again, I knew what the video was before I even clicked it. Are you a fail blog regular as well?

[Free?]

Once again, I knew what the video was before I even clicked it. Are you a fail blog regular as well?

Well, not really, I've spent an evening watching those vids on youtube one day, some were remembered like that balloon masterpiece, but I haven't looked for any new videos since then.

[bighead384]

I think a lot of it depends on the way in which such randomness comes up.

Like, the other night, my dad had fallen asleep during SNL, and he sort of half woke up, and says "matching clothes..." "what?" "They're funny..."

No one knows what he was talking about... but it was funny as hell at the time because it was totally random and made no sense.

But like, when you talking to someone, online or otherwise, and they are suddenly just like "The monkeys are CRAZY!!!", thats not really funny, because they are trying waaayyy to hard to be random and funny.

Funny randomness I guess just sort of has to happen on its own to be funny. Its not funny if its forced.
It's definitely true that people who aren't that funny abuse random humor, but I can't diss random humor as a whole because of it. It's fucking hilarious sometimes.

[Bipolar Bear]

the wheels on the bus go roun n roun~

I ejaculated into the brain of a turtle, motherfuckers.

[mrconeman]

It's definitely true that people who aren't that funny abuse random humor

I ejaculated into the brain of a turtle, motherfuckers.

Yeah. I was going to go in depth and explain the difference between something random being funny, and what we now categorize as "random humour". But this pretty much demonstrated it perfectly.

[_Lost_]

It would be nice if Bipolar Bear would go from "Senile Member" to "Sterile Member" just to save us all some future hassle.

[Sofinch]

I just adore playing with adhesive tape:rolleyes:
kinda my dirty little secret

[zsk]

....enjoy the final things in life....
i play with a guitat:rolleyes: WOW

[Thomas]

i play with a guitat:rolleyes: WOW

Um... what?

[PilZ-E]

I have a friend who is the epitome of 'lolo i'm fucking random' he just spits random shit all day trying to insult people and what not. The best part is when I call him out on shitty generic insults and question his insecurities. He shuts up for a while.

Anyway, the other night at a party some people were like 'omg, he has a such a way with words.' What the fuck?! I think I do agree with bighead on the point of being frustrated with trying to compete. Though if you find him funny, I'm not really sure I want you to think I'm funny.

[0r4ng3]

I have a friend who is the epitome of 'lolo i'm fucking random' he just spits random shit all day trying to insult people and what not.
Yeah, I have a friend who's kind of like that. Except all these "random" things he says are usually a combination of only about nine or ten different words.

[PilZ-E]

Oh yeah, for the most part its all sex, masturbation, and a random curse word.

[Bipolar Bear]

You guys don't know what funny is! ;)
Heh that was hilarious actually, I hate how the boards is basically all humorless music geeks, but I do like the real punk members.

I have a friend who is the epitome of 'lolo i'm fucking random' he just spits random shit all day trying to insult people and what not. The best part is when I call him out on shitty generic insults and question his insecurities. He shuts up for a while.

Anyway, the other night at a party some people were like 'omg, he has a such a way with words.' What the fuck?! I think I do agree with bighead on the point of being frustrated with trying to compete. Though if you find him funny, I'm not really sure I want you to think I'm funny.

And YOU sound like a really boring person..

[mrconeman]

Yeah, the inclusion of monkeys and cheese into a sentence with literally any other words is hilarious. Grow up.

[PilZ-E]

Haha, thank you for proving my point bipolar bear. I suppose I do appear boring to a lot of people. But guess what? In most cases I loathe those people, and have been doing so long before I found out I bore them.

I guess I just don't have the charm, the charisma, and enough knowledge of the English language to exploit such words as toilet, fart, sex, and donkey.

To your credit I am a very sarcastic, dry, and black humor type of guy in real life.

[Budzy]

Yeah, the inclusion of monkeys and cheese into a sentence with literally any other words is hilarious. Grow up.

Ehehehe, you said monkeys and cheese!

[T-6005]

I have a friend who is the epitome of 'lolo i'm fucking random' he just spits random shit all day trying to insult people and what not. The best part is when I call him out on shitty generic insults and question his insecurities. He shuts up for a while.
Hell of a friend.

[PilZ-E]

Haha, I thought about that. I've been getting increasingly more annoyed by it and it doesn't help that the last couple times I've seen him we have been in a large group. The more people around the louder and more annoying he is.

[bighead384]

Yeah, the inclusion of monkeys and cheese into a sentence with literally any other words is hilarious. Grow up.

Good random humor is more than that. There's somewhat of an art to it. It has to be well placed, and it has to make you imagine something funny and ridiculous. And again, I'd say random humor doesn't make a person funny, but random things themselves can be funny.

[PilZ-E]

I do feel that random humor can be funny. I'm pretty sure we understand what you are trying to get across. But when someone is constantly trying to be random it is the lowest form of humor.

[bighead384]

I do feel that random humor can be funny. I'm pretty sure we understand what you are trying to get across. But when someone is constantly trying to be random it is the lowest form of humor.

Yeah, that does suck. I hate the fact that people like that continue to think you're shocked by what they said. When in reality, they do it so much that you saw it coming, and it's just stupid.

[PilZ-E]

Basically, random humor is quite the opposite, it is derived and predictable.

[bighead384]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YotE9mdvMDA&feature=related

This is hilarious, and (lol) random.

[mrconeman]

Of course the occurance of random things can be funny. Someone mentioned sleeping people waking up and spouting something really out of place being funny, totally true. My girlfriend was asleep the other night and woke up to proclaim she'd never bought scratch cards before, that was amazingly funny at the time because it was in fact, quite random.

However when someone "tries" to be random, it in effect takes any and all randomness away, and they're just an un-funny, un-imaginitive moron.

[Bipolar Bear]

No. The lowest form of humor is sarcasm.

[PilZ-E]

Only if it is used poorly or in the company of random humor.

[thegreatcheesemonkey]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

[PilZ-E]

Some ones a troll, the copypasta gave it away instantly. I won't lie, I considered doing it, though not with an alternate account.

[thegreatcheesemonkey]

i just REALLY wan 2 meet other random people here like myself! so i can make some friends, i'm not very popular at school, but it's only because nobody understands my humor, i'm going to be a grate comedian like lisa lampenelli someday, except ALOT more random, LOL. <3

[mrconeman]

If you're going to make an alt account at least make it worth it.
Total waste of life.

[T-6005]

I liked Invader Zim.

[That_Guy91]

I hate when people explain that they're being random.

[Thomas]

I also hate how people misuse the word "random".

random: (rān'dəm)
1.Relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution.
2.Relating to an event in which all outcomes are equally likely, as in the testing of a blood sample for the presence of a substance.

I don't know how random came to mean things that are out of place or nonsensical, but it kind of annoys me, even though I catch myself using the word in that sense too.

[IamSam]

If by balloon you mean watching porn, then yes, I do enjoy the simpler things.

[That_Guy91]

I also hate people who misspell "balloon".

BURRRRRRRRRRRN

p.s. i love sporkz

[PilZ-E]

random:
1a: lacking a definite plan, purpose, or pattern

[That_Guy91]

random:
1a: FUCK

[Thomas]

I also hate people who misspell "balloon".

BURRRRRRRRRRRN

p.s. i love sporkz

random:
1a: lacking a definite plan, purpose, or pattern

Double fail? I think so.


Imma go crawl into a corner and suck my thumb now. kthxbye.

p.s. pinecone. lol.

[PilZ-E]

If it is any consolation I laughed at the thread and do enjoy playing with balloons.

[Budzy]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*


LOL

omgz u so totes r random lulzo luvs u 4 eva cheeseymoonkee. smiley smiley etc etc

[That_Guy91]

If it is any consolation I laughed at the thread and do enjoy playing with balloons.

Same. I feel so lonely right now. Sporkz.