If you're being chased by a police dog....

[Trip Boy]

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

[the_GoDdEsS]

http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/j/Joke_1.htm

Only one of the 688 matches that come up when I google for what you post. I love doing this to you.

Some day you might start being more original.

[Trip Boy]

I never claimed it as my own. Do you search everyones post? coughlosercough

[the_GoDdEsS]

It's called copyright.

And no, of course I don't. I only specialize in making the impersonators feel slightly uneasy.

[Panzerfaust92]

I got chased once by a beagle. I guess I wasn't really going anywhere with that.

[Camilamazed]

It's called copyright.

And no, of course I don't. I only specialize in making the impersonators feel slightly uneasy.
I must say that this girl rules :D

[original_psycho]

I got chased by a crazy hobo once... Damn, I hate my country!

[GBH2]

yes, she is quite good at it.

[Trip Boy]

---fart---

[RXP]

A person who spends his time impersonating someon he's never even met or talked to properly is calling the hot ass bitch the_godess a loser? hahahahah

[Trip Boy]

I'd know you in a heart beat, but you'd never know me.

[Not Ozymandias]

http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/j/Joke_1.htm

Only one of the 688 matches that come up when I google for what you post. I love doing this to you.

Some day you might start being more original.
You rule a large part of the galaxy for that.

[the_GoDdEsS]

*bows* It feels so flattering coming from you, sir.

[Skate Rat 19]

If u can kick the dog square in the nose it'll make it stop cause of the waterey eyes and messed up sineses.