Anybody remember DuskyGrin?

[Trip Boy]

?????????????????

[90's_boy]

nope. i don't.

[Tijs]

Neither do I...

[Kathy]

Who is (she, he, it, or that)?

[original_psycho]

Remember who?!

[SkunkIt]

How can anyone remember someone who never posted?

http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=2622

[Trip Boy]

I was asking because they won't stop PMing me. I know they have never posted that is why I'm asking.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Never knew imposters had stalkers.

[Trip Boy]

She must think I'm the real deal. Like all the newbies do. Thats the best part of this gig....anybody new will just assume I'm the real guy. Making TripBoy look like one bi-polar fuck.

[the_GoDdEsS]

That chica is online now?

[the_GoDdEsS]

God is the real deal, my dear.

[Trip Boy]

Odd how she pops up now.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Odd how she pops up now.

Yeah, first post. Wow. I wonder what comes up now.

[Trip Boy]

Yup its me baby. Just don't remember you.

[the_GoDdEsS]

wait just a second he's got the right email address he must really be himself I mean that's justin fenton right? sweat is running down my spine
Oh Maria, be careful. Don't you faint or anything.

[the_GoDdEsS]

huccome you know my first name? I feel flattered

Flattered? Pfft. I know more than you think.

[wheelchairman]

Oh Maria, be careful. Don't you faint or anything.
ah so this is Maria. hahaha, hilarious. I love this place.

[the_GoDdEsS]

And stop using that retard spelling.

[the_GoDdEsS]

ah so this is Maria. hahaha, hilarious. I love this place.

Yeah, it's her, man. *laughs*

[wheelchairman]

*trying not to burst into laughter* *wipes tear* oh dear...

[the_GoDdEsS]

I never think for chrissake I have sent him another mail with 3 goddam pics if he doesn't reply he's not a gent he's a cad

Aw, stalker? Do you think someone will fall in love with you if you send them your pics? More likely, they'll think you're pathetic.

[the_GoDdEsS]

*trying not to burst into laughter* *wipes tear* oh dear...

Hahahaha, I so know. *grins insanely*

[the_GoDdEsS]

alright you must be addicted to this board you must be ppl I knew be4 I don't remember there's only one I recall that's Trip.
y do you start insulting me? R u jealous?

Hahahaha. Jealous of what my dear?

[wheelchairman]

alright you must be addicted to this board you must be ppl I knew be4 I don't remember there's only one I recall that's Trip.
y do you start insulting me? R u jealous?
*coughtheRickiLakeDefencecough*

Yes I'm jealous.

*loud cackle in the background*

[the_GoDdEsS]

you don't know what you're talking about of course ppl fall in love me when I send them my pics who do you think I am? Trip won't coz he doesn't like my looks or me either

ciao ev'ry1 work's on my hands

Glad you admitted. And true, he won't.

I had such a good laugh.

[JoY]

no, I don't.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Omg, I'm so jealous of you because you're pathetic and got rejected.

[wheelchairman]

Omg, I'm so jealous of you because you're pathetic and got rejected.
u r fekkin green wit envy.

[the_GoDdEsS]

u r fekkin green wit envy.

Fekking yeah. Maria, will you teach me how to be pathetic?

[wheelchairman]

but which one is brainless?

[the_GoDdEsS]

but which one is brainless?

Aren't most groupies?

[Linda]

*yawn* Congrats, TripBoy, this is your most boring topic ever!
Time for you to come up with a new persona,
you're all washed up now, just like your friend Sick Boy! hahahahaha

[Trip Boy]

Wow! I've never seen Trip more pussy whipped before.

[Linda]

Wow! I've never seen Trip more pussy whipped before.

He's always been a pussy.....why not whipped too?

[Linda]

Perhaps you should get to know him then before you fall in love with him?

[Linda]

Perhaps.....

I mean, no, never. I'll know him when it's too late.

Is that a pic of you in your avatar?

[Annoying]

When she speaks I see a hippo for some reason.

[Linda]

Funny you mention that, seeing as how I'm doing to her the same thing Sick Boy did to you, you pathetic old crone.

Yeah, right. Neither of you know when you're being playing played with. :)

[the_GoDdEsS]

Maria, stop hitting on my fiancé. I used to think it was funny but it's getting out of control now. You're insane. Do you realize?

[HornyPope]

Oh shit, I just got this one. Fucking funny.


[05:22] Amon Goeth: because dusk thought [Trip Boy] was me
[05:22] Amon Goeth: and started pming him
[05:22] hp: hahahahaha
[05:22] hp: omg
[05:22] hp: this is too goood
[05:22] hp: hahaha!

[HornyPope]

I've decided that I like you, Dusk. I have this fetish to fuck a psycho girl. Please, help me out. That'll be so awesome. I'm ten times the man Tripboy is. You'll like me much better nayways. Him, on the other hand, he will marry Sim and live with her happily ever after.

[the_GoDdEsS]

You don't care about me, Maria? Didn't you say you wanted to kill anyone in your way? I bet a woman who's sleeping with a man you obsess about would bother you.

[HornyPope]

Ah come on, give me a chance. I can be a good lover. I am so lonely now. So very lonely. I want a girl like Dusk to love to break away from this miserey of lonliness that hunts me.

LA solitude! Tu la connais toi, la solitude? Celle des poetes et des impuissants? La solitude? Mais laquelle? Ah! Tu ne sais pas que seul, on ne l'est jamais. Et que partour le meme poids d'avenir et de passe nous accompagne! Les etres qu'on a tués sont avec nous. Et pour ceux-la, ce serais encore facile. Mais ceux qu'on a aimés, ceux qu'on n'as pas aimés, et ceux qui vous on aime, les regrets, le desir, l'amermeture, la douceur, les putains et la clique des dieux. Seul! Ah! Si du moins, au lieu de cette solitude empoisonnee de presences qui est la mienne, je pouvais gouter la vraie vie, le silence et le tremblement d'un arbre! La solitude! Mais non. Elle est peuplee de grincement de dents et tout entiere retentissante de bruits et de clameirs perdues. Et pres des femmes que je caresse, quand la nuit se referme sur nous et que je crois, eloigné de ma chair enfin contentée, saisir un peu de moi entre la vie et la mort, ma solitude entiere s'emplit de l'aigre odeur du plaisir aux aisselletes de la femme qui sombre encore a mes cotes.

[HornyPope]

Dude make her reply or something.

this is fucking gay. nite.

[wheelchairman]

Wuthering Heights was awful, even the title is terrible.

I'd recommend you read:
The Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe

[the_GoDdEsS]

Wuthering Heights was awful, even the title is terrible.

I'd recommend you read:
The Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe

What a marvellous recommendation for this desperate soul!
And I did not like Wuthering Heights either.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Werther was biographical. However, the work portrayed the obsession rather well. It's a different kind than the one of Bronte. Werther was a mental weakling with issues. If you don't sympathize with him, you despise him which I did. The book itself was good though since Goethe has a very good style and choice of words if you read the original.

Heard of 'The Collector' by John Fowles? Wonderful stalker story.

[wheelchairman]

I just find it amusing that there dozens of suicides after Werther was published, due to the fact that so many could relate. I believe psychologists call it The Werther Syndrome or something.

I'm planning on reading Victoria by Knut Hamsun, any of you read it? any opinions?

[wheelchairman]

I just think it felt overdramatic, and I guess my expectations for it were too high, because I was rather disappointed with it.

Monty Python's "Wuthering Heights in Semafore" was good though.

[the_GoDdEsS]

I believe psychologists call it The Werther Syndrome or something.

I'm planning on reading Victoria by Knut Hamsun, any of you read it? any opinions?

I wouldn't be surprised. Goethe has those archetypes. Above all his Faust. I consider that one a masterpiece. One of my profs almost encouraged me to write a master's on it after reading my interpretation of the book. I refrained from doing so due to the fact that I would have had to deal with all the other interpretations I did not agree with. And psycholinguistics is more useful.

I might have heard of Victoria. The plot summary sounds interesting enough. Although it's a typical story for the 19th century setting. I assume the style makes it interesting after having read some of the quotes in German just now. He wrote it in norsk, I assume? I'd like to read the original.

[wheelchairman]

Actually the kind of literature I prefer most of all is the lame trash that most literature snobs despise, Robert Jordan 4 life.

Yeah the original was printed in Norwegian, but I'm reading the Danish (so not too different.) When I'm finished I can send it to you, I got the book for free so I'm not particularly attached to it.

hmm literature analysis was never my favorite subject in class. I could never write a masters on it, hehe I'm glad you didn't, although it would likely mean less white boxes.

[the_GoDdEsS]

What does relating to Werther have to do with Charlotte's being a housewife?
You should think in abstract terms.

[the_GoDdEsS]

hmm literature analysis was never my favorite subject in class. I could never write a masters on it, hehe I'm glad you didn't, although it would likely mean less white boxes.

Yeah, psycholinguistics is just more useful for the world. Although Faust is a passion, it's a philosophy of its own.

[the_GoDdEsS]

I've only read Werther in French... Perhaps I'll start German in a year or so. I'm anxious to.
Maria

I suggest you do. Translations are not originals. When a literary work is translated it loses its unique qualities. It's still the author's ideas but altered through the translator's understanding of his semantics. I've read Nietzsche both in German and in English. It gave me a completely different feeling. He's much more vigorous in German.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Charlotte epitomizes a quiet country life.

I'm not talking about 'thinking', but 'feeling'. Abstraction? Where could that possibly lead me?

She might. However, that's not the point. Charlotte for me did not play any key role in the work. She is only a factor which brings out certain traits in Werther and Werther completely submits to this factor. I know. Don't agree. It's the unemotional perception I'm having. It's not only the love, it's also his personality. He is blinded, obsessed and insane. Many people obsess over someone in their life but not all of them are such an extreme.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Also, this leads me to conclude that perhaps you have been a little absorbed by your hopeless tragic-romantic literature which might have incited your vehement and fiery infatuation for my fiancé because he did not treat you that well in the past.

[the_GoDdEsS]

You're being overdramatic. You act as if you had a real strong relationship online and it seems you barely talked to him that often.
How did he flaunt your private life? Like, I'm sure he cares about it so much.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Haha, that just proves you don't know him at all. Sweet.

[the_GoDdEsS]

If I remember aright, I guess that is just what I reproached him with... isn't it? His wariness and 'survival instinct' not letting himself known etc etc?

I think I'll be able to forgive; you won't believe me, but I am really a kind person. I don't look it, I'm afraid.

P.S.: I'm gullible. Please tell me truly if he really is your fiancé. If so, it's wonderful. I mean it! I mean, it's beautiful in its way...

Thank you. We got engaged on October 5, 2004. A Tuesday.

You should listen to your doctor and not make a drama out of things.

[Mota Boy]

Oh God, I'm so glad that I had internet access this weekend.

[Linda]

To Linda: yes, that's me.

You're pretty.

To The_Goddess - So Nicole finally dumped his ass? Pretty hard for you and him to have a relationship isn't it. You're so far apart, and he has such a short dick. :)

[the_GoDdEsS]

Linda, thank you for the kind words. I shall write that down and show our grandchildren.

*punches Justy in the head* All out of love, baby.

[HornyPope]

O Maria, don't ignore me. I want to love you. Me! Me! Me! Not Justin. I will offer you love ten folds of what he only dreams of offering. Just say that you're mine, I beg you O Love!

[the_GoDdEsS]

O Maria, don't ignore me. I want to love you. Me! Me! Me! Not Justin. I will offer you love ten folds of what he only dreams of offering. Just say that you're mine, I beg you O Love!

Aww, she's turned you into a hopeless romantic.

[HornyPope]

I don't care if you're a whore, Maria. Or if you stink under your armpits. Or if you fart under the cover at night. I will always love you. This is my unconditional love. And I offer you thee that much. Please don't throw it away. Accept it! We can be together. We can be lovers!

[the_GoDdEsS]

I was talking to The_Goddess. She's a stalking crazy bitch who thinks we're engaged just because we talked together on MSN like, four times over two years. It's seriously frightening.

But you said you wanted to have my babies!! *bitchslaps*

[HornyPope]

Don't listen to your doctor. When he says "we must give you these pills lest you die", he is leading you to a trap!

And the goddess is a slut. she's a 15 year old girl who sleep with everybody. Good thing you're not like her because Justin only likes virgins.

[Linda]

Linda, thank you for the kind words. I shall write that down and show our grandchildren.



You're welcome, darlin'! :)

You should know I don't have the comedic timing to be faking being Dusk.
Nothing on this board could surprise me anymore.

I don't care if you're a whore, Maria. Or if you stink under your armpits. Or if you fart under the cover at night.

True love indeed.

[the_GoDdEsS]

I love you, Linda.

Vlad, shut up. You're only saying that because I wouldn't put out back in 2001 and did it with your best friend instead. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I'm sure she wouldn't.

[Linda]

Linda is a jaded ex-psychotic stalker who won't stop bitterly seething vitriol and hatred at me. She blames me for breaking her heart and making her life a lonely, barren wasteland of loss, devoid of all joy and gaiety.

But, Justin dear, you never broke my heart and my life is NOT lonely. :)
That is just something you have built up in your own mind, because you want me so badly and know you can't have me. I know it's killing you to know I am with another, but you must learn to deal with it. You poor dear, you really must try to move on with your life, otherwise you will never find any true happiness.

[wheelchairman]

oh silly simmy-pie (the_goddess) was just joking when she said Justin and her were engaged. Actually, she and I are engaged. yay :) :) :)

[Linda]

I love you, Linda.



I love you too, Goddess.
You always brighten up my day. ;)

[the_GoDdEsS]

oh silly simmy-pie (the_goddess) was just joking when she said Justin and her were engaged. Actually, she and I are engaged. yay :) :) :)

Oh, I forget? *blushes* Per darling, you shouldn't let me drink so much vodka!!

[the_GoDdEsS]

I love you too, Goddess.
You always brighten up my day. ;)

Awwww! Do I? That just made me so happy. *offers a cup of hot chocolate*

[Linda]

What are you still doing in the boringest thread ever, you old stupid hag?

Why aren't you out driving badly or eating mashed peas?

See, there you go again, trying to hide your true feelings. When will you ever learn, Justin dear? You need to weep, and get out all those pent up feelings, then perhaps you can go on without me.

[wheelchairman]

Oh, I forget? *blushes* Per darling, you shouldn't let me drink so much vodka!!
oh dear,why should I stop you? It was the vodka which made me propose, and you say yes in the first place.

[Linda]

Awwww! Do I? That just made me so happy. *offers a cup of hot chocolate*

But of course you do! You didn't know?
*takes the hot chocolate*
Thank you, I love hot chocolate!
*gives Goddess a kiss on the cheek*

[the_GoDdEsS]

oh dear,why should I stop you? It was the vodka which made me propose, and you say yes in the first place.

Let's move to the woods and live happily ever after! *squeezes tight* Oh and, don't forget the vodka!
But first I gotta rape Justin's bum for rejecting me anyway.

[the_GoDdEsS]

But of course you do! You didn't know?
*takes the hot chocolate*
Thank you, I love hot chocolate!
*gives Goddess a kiss on the cheek*

I love hot chocolate too! You're making me blush like a schoolgirl.

[Linda]

I love hot chocolate too! You're making me blush like a schoolgirl.

Awwwww, you're so pretty. The more you blush, the prettier you become.

[wheelchairman]

alright sweet simmy, but don't be long. Use the double-ended one, it's particularly enjoyable.

I'll have teh vodka and teh OJ ready in le forêt.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Thank you, thank you. *looks away to hide the blush*

And Per, I shall! They are always enjoyable.
Le forêt! Oh, l'amour! I'm coming!

[wheelchairman]

oui oui, I'm coming too! ;) Je t'adore! et l'alcool aussi!

[Izie]

Sim, you're a bitchass cheater!

First you say Justin is your fiancé, then you're married to wcm, what's next? Honestly, Tizz, the milkcarton and I are very hurt by this type of behaviour. We already started planning the wedding, and inviting people and... Bah.

You are such an e-slut sometimes *cries along with the rest of the participants of the now obviously failed marriage*

[the_GoDdEsS]

oui oui, I'm coming too! ;) Je t'adore! et l'alcool aussi!

OMFGz0z. C'est trés romantique!

[wheelchairman]

oui oui, je suis un poét de la couer inebrié!

[Linda]

Thank you, thank you. *looks away to hide the blush*



Sweet. So beautiful. ;)

[the_GoDdEsS]

Sim, you're a bitchass cheater!

First you say Justin is your fiancé, then you're married to wcm, what's next? Honestly, Tizz, the milkcarton and I are very hurt by this type of behaviour. We already started planning the wedding, and inviting people and... Bah.

You are such an e-slut sometimes *cries along with the rest of the participants of the now obviously failed marriage*

Erm. Who has the vodka..., has the vodka! *snuggles up with wcm*
Would you settle with polygamy, Iz?

[wheelchairman]

*smug grin* I have teh vodka and teh french. Izie, stop trying to ruin our l'amour!

[Izie]

Erm. Who has the vodka..., has the vodka! *snuggles up with wcm*
Would you settle with polygamy, Iz?

We *already* had polygamy!

I guess if you just wanna add wcm to the marriage I'd be fine with it, but you have to check with Tizz and the milkcarton!

I know we did all orgy together once, but... This IS marriage here.

Besides, you all know I'm cheating (note the lack of the e) on you. Daily and passionately. So :p

[Izie]

*smug grin* I have teh vodka and teh french. Izie, stop trying to ruin our l'amour!

Dude! You were ruining ours first!

[Linda]

uck oh.....is there going to be violence here?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Violence? No, we're all in love right now. Aren't we? *hopes*

Alright, to state the facts. I am aware of cheating on all three of you with both TripBoy and wcm. After discovering Justin wants to cancel our beloved engagement, wcm was there to comfort me (with vodka) and I cheated again. You yourself admited you're cheating too! So why can't I? And we're in love. I think I have a right to marry him, mon amour.

[Linda]

Violence? No, we're all in love right now. Aren't we? *hopes*



Oh, good, 'cos I don't like violence. I just got worried, seemed like the love had gone. Yes, we are all in love now!

[the_GoDdEsS]

Oh, good, 'cos I don't like violence. I just got worried, seemed like the love had gone. Yes, we are all in love now!

Nooo. We don't like violence either. Except in bed maybe. And Shakespearean revenge because of a cancelled engagement is justified violence. He'll get more of it, I promise.

[Izie]

Violence? No, we're all in love right now. Aren't we? *hopes*

Alright, to state the facts. I am aware of cheating on all three of you with both TripBoy and wcm. After discovering Justin wants to cancel our beloved engagement, wcm was there to comfort me (with vodka) and I cheated again. You yourself admited you're cheating too! So why can't I? And we're in love. I think I have a right to marry him, mon amour.

Pffffffffffff, but you're E-cheating! I would never do such a horrible thing!

But, as I am a kind person (something wrong with this sentence?), I believe I shall forgive you.

*peace offerings - kissies*

Wcm, welcome to our polygamy!

[Izie]

Nooo. We don't like violence either. Except in bed maybe.

That we do like. But not literal violence, just a bit of rough play.

Overshare again?

Like I care.

[Linda]

Nooo. We don't like violence either. Except in bed maybe. And Shakespearean revenge because of a cancelled engagement is justified violence. He'll get more of it, I promise.

OK, go get him!
I'm hungry.

[wheelchairman]

Polygamy hmm? That's the way life should be. *gets ready for some violence*

Although I must state, I wouldn't have gotten in the way Izie, if you had been there for Simmy, I give her what she needs, teh vodka.

[the_GoDdEsS]

OK, go get him!
I'm hungry.

Ha, I most definitely will get him! No one messes with my feelings! I'm going to put a dagger to his throat.

Iz, that was not overshare. That was the nekked truth. Per gives me exactly what I need and I love him for that. We're all such little sadists. *giggles*

[Izie]

Ha, so since us other members of the polygamy don't drink much, then what? Huh? Gonna reject us or something?

The vile ways of alcohol, tsk tsk.

And I'm here for better things than alcohol Per, but I guess you couldn't know that, as you're new to the polygamy. Don't worry, you'll learn. *grin*

[the_GoDdEsS]

At least now the orgies will be official. Realize that I need him. He makes me feel so much better. He's got the vodka. He's pure l'amour. The air smells sweetly when he's around.

[Izie]

At least now the orgies will be official. Realize that I need him. He makes me feel so much better. He's got the vodka. He's pure l'amour. The air smells sweetly when he's around.

oooookay, you've got a new obsession Simmy... I'll give you some room to get over that... And then integrate into our marriage again :p

Not to mention that I've been watching a certain marathon on MTV today and drooling like a fool. I sometimes suck. So I know all about obsessions and addictions *sigh*

[the_GoDdEsS]

Seems like you're experienced and that makes you so considerate. I love you.

[Izie]

Seems like you're experienced and that makes you so considerate. I love you.

Experienced with what? :|

[the_GoDdEsS]

Obsessions and addictions. You stated it yourself. =p

[Izie]

Obsessions and addictions. You stated it yourself. =p

Oh. Right.

*runs off to watch a certain top 10 on MTV*

It's not my faut he's bloody hot. And if you say who it is, I'll murder you. With a lot of previous tickling involved.

[the_GoDdEsS]

*sighs* Have I taught you to be such a little sadist? It's.... Um. Spank me at least?

[Izie]

*sighs* Have I taught you to be such a little sadist? It's.... Um. Spank me at least?

Deal :D

And you sure as hell haven't taught me, I've been a sadist ever since I can remmeber!

[the_GoDdEsS]

Deal :D

And you sure as hell haven't taught me, I've been a sadist ever since I can remmeber!

Awww, that is probably why I fell in love with you in the first place. Bootyspankin'.

[wheelchairman]

Oh Izie, this is no obsession. L'amour and L'alcool are not obsessions, they are life-long commitments of pure sexayness. But you just can't understand our love can you? Perhaps it's cause you've never witnessed MacGyver...

[the_GoDdEsS]

Oh Izie, this is no obsession. L'amour and L'alcool are not obsessions, they are life-long commitments of pure sexayness. But you just can't understand our love can you? Perhaps it's cause you've never witnessed MacGyver...

Omigod, why do you have to mention my hero? *faints right into your arms*

[wheelchairman]

Omigod, why do you have to mention my hero? *faints right into your arms*
It's because I know the keys pour ton couer mon amour.

[the_GoDdEsS]

It's because I know the keys pour ton couer mon amour.

Aaah, if the keys are piano keys too, you certainly know how to play them. Oh, you sweet melody. Donne moi ton couer, donne moi vodka!

[wheelchairman]

Je t'envoi mon couer, et mon vodka! And well I am not so good at the piano, but perhaps I am playing the guitar strings of your heart.

[Tired_Of_You]

It's coeur, not couer :D

[wheelchairman]

dun' lecsha meh on teh french tongue young'un.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Guitar! Oh, play them with your gentle fingers. I am so enthralled I forget to mourn my broken engagement! Play and don't stop. My soul shall dance to your melodies. Saison des amours.

[Tired_Of_You]

dun' lecsha meh on teh french tongue young'un.
Hey, at least next time you'll write it correctly.

[Linda]

I'm full now.

[the_GoDdEsS]

I'm full now.
Pardon? Je ne sais pas.

[Linda]

hehe A ways back I said I was hungry.
I went to Subway and got a sandwich.
Now I'm so full I feel like I'm gonna burst!

[Tired_Of_You]

Hmmm Subway. I ate at Subway for the first time Friday. C'étais très bon. :)

[Linda]

I have Subway every Sunday! :D

[the_GoDdEsS]

hehe A ways back I said I was hungry.
I went to Subway and got a sandwich.
Now I'm so full I feel like I'm gonna burst!

Ah, je voi! Tu es contente maintenant, j'espere. =)

[Linda]

Ah, je voi! Tu es contente maintenant, j'espere. =)

Could you translate that for me please?
I'm just a dumb American, I only speak English! :p

[the_GoDdEsS]

"Ah, I see. You're happy now, I hope."
Voila. Something like that.

It's 1am. I was full around midnight. I love eating at night.

[Tired_Of_You]

Ahh...tous ces gens qui ne parlent pas plus d'une langue
Ahh...All these people who don't speak more than one language
;)

[Linda]

"Ah, I see. You're happy now, I hope."
Voila. Something like that.

It's 1am. I was full around midnight. I love eating at night.

Oh yes, I'm very happy now! I probably won't eat anything for the rest of the day! It's only 4 p.m. here.

[wheelchairman]

ah, manger en la soir, c'est trés bon. I just had some chips and a cookie, c'est trés americain.

And, ma cherie, I will play the strings of your heart so that you will dance the tango of our love, put on your dancing shoes, ta coeur already knows the rhytm and the melody.

[Linda]

Did our precious Goddess fall asleep? :confused:

[wheelchairman]

No, she doesn't seem to sleep. I think she is working on some white boxes right now.

[Tired_Of_You]

ta coeur already knows the rhytm and the melody.

Great, you spelled it correctly, but...
ton coeur. Haha ;) It's the last time I do that.

[wheelchairman]

Great, you spelled it correctly, but...
ton coeur. Haha ;) It's the last time I do that.
que le fuck? Heart should always be feminime.

[Tired_Of_You]

que? Sorry to disappoint you, it's not me who decided that.

[Izie]

que le fuck? Heart should always be feminime.

Neuter gender in Serbian :p
And in Russian as far as I remember.

[Ugly Shat Elf Skater]

Don't neuter me, I don't have kids!

[HornyPope]

Il pleut dehors comme il pleut dans mon coeur.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Thank you for all those compliments. I appreciate it a lot you bothered to describe me in such a poetic way. Someone will like it too, I bet.
I wasn't being mean either. I was only stating the truth and pulled a joke on you. Not mere facts, just the truth you won't understand. If I were you, I'd be worried about your fragile mental health instead.

[Trip Boy]

Man this is one fucked up thread.

[Trip Boy]

Justin, you're Bi-polar. You so can tell you are both Dusky and Trip.

[Trip Boy]

Noppers :(

[the_GoDdEsS]

Hahahaha. That was cute. Sorry, just so fucking cute.

[HornyPope]

OH wow are you online baby? I need some cyber loving. Please please me.

[HornyPope]

Oh yes baby i'll do anything to prove to you my love.

[HornyPope]

You lied to me, Maria. You asked me if I would do you a favour and I replied that I would--anything for you my love--but instead you PMed me to know if I truely loved you or not. That's not a favour. That's a question. What a deceit on your behalf! Here am I shining and oiling my armour, brushing my long white hair, sharpening my swords, ready for a fight for your Heart, but instead I get asked question?

How humiliating. I don't know if i'll ever recover. To think I loved you and you lie to me in such a manner. What pain!

[Trip Boy]

Does it really matter? I'm lonely. I've always been lonely. Loneliness has followed me everywhere. In bars, cars, streets, shops. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

I hear you buddy. loneliness follows me too in Bars, Cars, in my house, with a mouse, in a box, with a fox, in the rain, in a train, in a tree...can't you see? I'm alone here and there, I'm alone EVERYWHERE!

[HornyPope]

I don't understand, Maria. I thought we had something speical going on. Now you accuse me of lies, lack of trust. I'm more trustworthy than Ephialtes. I'll do anything for your love. Give me another chance and I shall not dissapoint. O beautiful woman. Please! Give me another chance!

[the_GoDdEsS]

Blah, blah, blah, blah. You're just trying to make yourself sound like an insane psychiatric clinic refugee by using fucking educated vocabulary meanwhile your sentences are fucking non-coherent.

Realize that this is the internet and you're a pathetic case of a woman with issues who should care about her real life instead of threatening people online that you're going to have them pay for hurting your ego. If you're such a femme fatale you should have an ego stronger than that.

You're too consumed by your books. Go back to your bedroom and masturbate to Heathcliff instead.

[FoodForThought]

Does it really matter? I'm lonely. I've always been lonely. Loneliness has followed me everywhere. In bars, cars, streets, shops. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

I hear you buddy. loneliness follows me too in Bars, Cars, in my house, with a mouse, in a box, with a fox, in the rain, in a train, in a tree...can't you see? I'm alone here and there, I'm alone EVERYWHERE!


Holy shit that was funny.

[the_GoDdEsS]

You're running away from the truth into a deluded dream world. I understand because you can't handle your reality.

I have a particular reason why I still talk to you.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Maybe some day when the time for it is more appropriate.

Of course I do dream. I daydream too. But I don't let the dreams totally consume me up to the point of desperate delusion. I don't live them outside of my own mind.
You're just looking for a tragic romance.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Seriously, what do you expect from him? You can't build your life around someone you don't know at all, barely ever talked to at all. You'll only hurt yourself like that because it's delusions.

I don't want you to feel guilty. Just think realistically for a while.
Dreams can only become reality when they have the right potential.

[Linda]

They promise you the moon, pearl necklaces, the world at your feet... liars, all of them! Wimps and pussies, each and evr'yone of them!

Not true. You're looking for your men in all the wrong places.
Try just making friends with some men, and see what happens
without sex. Couples have to get to know each other before
they can have a good relationship.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Obsessions are addictive and not reasonable at all. I know.

And what can you expect from men? Wrong question. It's best not to expect anything from anyone. Just take them as they are.

You're in love with a mental image of him you've created yourself. It's not Justin. It's only your definition of Justin because you don't know anything about him.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Not true. You're looking for your men in all the wrong places.
Try just making friends with some men, and see what happens
without sex. Couples have to get to know each other before
they can have a good relationship.

You're right for the most part.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Hmm... I've some good friends whom I could date. But I don't love any. And I need them as friends, otherwise the relationship would be lame.
Your advice is right, as usual. I just can't bring myself to follow it and start a decent life... it'd all collapse in the end.

Then you're obviously not ready for real love. I had my phases when I could not bring myself to love anyone now matter what. How old are you anyway? 18?

[the_GoDdEsS]

I'm not the one to burst your bubble. I can't tell you anything no matter whether I know or not. You have to direct all those questions at him.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Don't do that. It's highly neurotic and ruins your lips.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Oh, you're welcome.

[HornyPope]

Ok this is getting way too emotional. Booooooooring.

Back to where we were, A minute to clear my throat please.


O Maria, O my love. Come join me in my arms so I can kiss your tears away. Talk to me. Say you love me. Call me a liar if you must, but keep on talking. Keep your voice singing in my ears. I need only this to survive.

[nitropenguin!]

*Tear* your words, Pope... are flattering. Dusky is an oh-so lucky woman.
=P

[Linda]

Hmm... I've some good friends whom I could date. But I don't love any. And I need them as friends, otherwise the relationship would be lame.
Your advice is right, as usual. I just can't bring myself to follow it and start a decent life... it'd all collapse in the end.

I'm not talking about the friends you have now. Go out and make new friends. Do only things friends do...which in my opinion does not include sex.
Get to know them. Don't expect love or romance, just let the friendship take it's course. You need to start thinking positive. If you think your decent life would collapse in the end, of course it will. Perhaps before you start new friendships, you need to learn to love yourself first, then everything else good will follow.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Sounds like a case of disassociation.

[the_GoDdEsS]

You are a human being to me for I study human beings and try to make them reach prophane epiphany.

[HornyPope]

Ephialtes was just the first name I could think of the top of my head. By Poseidon, I didn't know such character in Greek history. A pure coincidence I assure you, my love.

And who was this Judas you speak of? The Jude guy from the The Beatles song? "Hey Jude, don't make it bad/take a sad song and make it better"? He is so totaly cool. Not nearly as cool as your poem though. Not since La Chanson de Roland that humanity recorded such epic marvels. I only dream for a chance to die at your feet. I pray that this will be indeed my last doing. Oh how I welcome your warm change of heart. By Zeus, this is the happiest day of my life.

[the_GoDdEsS]

By no means, my dear... I wish to see you smeared in blood... after all, HP's prowess at fencing is renown, but yours? Yours is that of an ostracized soldier of fortune.

How dare you question his strength and bravery?!

[Linda]

*yawns*

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz ZZz

[the_GoDdEsS]

Aw, Linda! Come on. Don't ruin all the excitement. It's almost V-day, we need action.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Did you just delete your reply, Linda?

[HornyPope]

I shall bring TripBoy to you as a prize, my love. Not in an iron cage like Marechal Ney promised to Louis XVI, but I will splinter him in pieces and lay his head in front of your feet like Hasdrubal's remains were disposed in front of Hanibal. Then we shall stick the head on a pole on top of our white, beautiful house so the red blood will drip and taint the roof for all to see that blood flows all too naturally in my mansion and I shall not make one step back to prevent the spill thereof. Achtung!

Let him send his henchman. Let him send an entire army if he must. I'm blasé to his threats. The fool doesn't know that my skills and virtues lay not in my physical traits born by my fair mother, but in my loud beating heart. Stick a thousand swords in me, i'll walk regardless to fulfill the labours for my lady.

[HornyPope]

I agree. We need Aliens.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Even insane people can study, don't worry.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Don't say it was that "intuition" thing again. Because I always do especially because I love to. Under given circumstances of course.

[the_GoDdEsS]

I didn't expect you to.

[the_GoDdEsS]

I only replied to what you said but you obviously already forgot what you said. But that's nothing to worry about.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Something told me you were gonna poke your nose...

Those were two sentences in reply to this one.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Step by step:

Because I always do (poke my nose) especially because I love to (poke my nose). Under given circumstances of course.

A very simple syntactical phenomenon for you.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Of course there are always hidden messages. It's the magic of language.