Random AIM Conversations

[SkunkIt]

I barely use AOL, and when I do, it's for pranks. These were two random people I picked for conversations.

BakedGd: Hello!
CKYcrackkid: hi whos this
BakedGd: This is Satan.
CKYcrackkid: nice
BakedGd: indeed.
BakedGd: EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BakedGd: Do you like CKY?
CKYcrackkid: ya
BakedGd: they suck, and I love them because they're awesome.
CKYcrackkid: wtf'
BakedGd: do you mean, what the fuck?
CKYcrackkid: ya
BakedGd: ok, you're now my online aol boyfriend.
BakedGd: sweetcakes.
CKYcrackkid: ic
CKYcrackkid: asl
BakedGd: no!
CKYcrackkid: y
BakedGd: I'm a 5 year old man.
BakedGd: I'm also female.
BakedGd: You wanna see my picture?
BakedGd: http://www.tubgirl.com
BakedGd: That's you.





BakedGd: oi!
SlAyErA7X666: YES
BakedGd: I am satan.
SlAyErA7X666: IM BOB
BakedGd: asl bob?
SlAyErA7X666: 17MCALI
BakedGd: 16/f/ny
200/f/hell
SlAyErA7X666: LOL
BakedGd: 17/m/mi
BakedGd: 16/f/ca
SlAyErA7X666: WHAT WAS THAT
BakedGd: Evil.....
SlAyErA7X666: HAHAHA
BakedGd: So, do you like tubgirl?
SlAyErA7X666: WHAT IS THAT
BakedGd: http://www.tubgirl.com
SlAyErA7X666: YES
SlAyErA7X666: SHE ROCKS
SlAyErA7X666: I GIVE HER A 10
BakedGd: I like rocks.
SlAyErA7X666: I KICK ROCKS
BakedGd: I throw rocks at you.
BakedGd: Do you like getting stoned?
BakedGd: oh, I love you, man!
BakedGd: you're my cousin now!
BakedGd: Vinnie? Are you there?
SlAyErA7X666: YA
BakedGd: Are you gay?
SlAyErA7X666: SOMETIMES
BakedGd: and?
BakedGd: Do you have alot of acne?

[original_psycho]

This is crap... I am Satan!

[Camilamazed]

WTf I thought u were jebus :confused:

[original_psycho]

Satan is Jebus! Jebus is a cool nickname for Satan!

[SkunkIt]

BakedGd: oh yoo hoo schnookums
SlyGuY6101: um sry im not schnookums
BakedGd: yes you are, sweetcheeks.
SlyGuY6101 signed off at 10:11:51 AM.


BakedGd: No.
gratefulhippie37: what
BakedGd: That's right, I saod NO!
gratefulhippie37: get out of town
BakedGd: I'm not in town.
BakedGd: Bite me, Gayle!
gratefulhippie37: git
gratefulhippie37: your stupid
BakedGd: you're just mad because you have no dick.
gratefulhippie37: wow your an idiot
gratefulhippie37: please dont talk anymore
BakedGd: I'm not talking, i'm typing, and I love you. *wink wink
BakedGd: come on, you know you want me, fag.
BakedGd: come on!
gratefulhippie37: your wasting my time
BakedGd: no, i'm killing your seconds.
BakedGd: babe.
BakedGd: kiss kiss
BakedGd: now, go out with me, honey buns.
BakedGd: You know you want me, Gayle!
BakedGd: even though you like men.

[SkunkIt]

This is crap... I am Satan!

Yes, you're the real satan.

[original_psycho]

And don't you forget it!

[JohnnyNemesis]

*cough cough*LAMELAMELAAAAAAAAAAME*cough cough*

[original_psycho]

I am not lame! How dare you?

[JohnnyNemesis]

Bah, I meant the thread starting post!

[original_psycho]

I know, I was being sarcastic... I am lame!

[JohnnyNemesis]

Lame-oid!!!

[original_psycho]

Crap, it's 7am after a long sleepless night and you expect me to be normal, intelligent and non-lame?

[sKratch]

You realize the second person in the first post knew you were doing, and therefore wrote in all caps etc...

[SkunkIt]

You realize the second person in the first post knew you were doing, and therefore wrote in all caps etc...

Yes, but I never give up.

[SkunkIt]

WorrGameMaster: whats up
WorrGameMaster: asl
BakedGd: 17/f
BakedGd: chu?
WorrGameMaster: 16/m/ca
BakedGd: R U HOTT?
WorrGameMaster: i don't like to really judge myself....but i guess you could say that
WorrGameMaster: lol
BakedGd: R U SEXY?
WorrGameMaster: i can be
BakedGd: DO U SHAVE UR ASS N maturbate 2 monkeys?
WorrGameMaster: what about you
BakedGd: I'm SMOKIN
BakedGd: sma-o-kin!
WorrGameMaster: uhh...no
WorrGameMaster: ohhh...ok
BakedGd: Cigarettes.
WorrGameMaster: cancer stix
BakedGd: why? Is ur dick smaller than 1?
WorrGameMaster: ;-)
WorrGameMaster: not a chance
WorrGameMaster: i pack a big fat cigar
BakedGd: And DO U use DA cigar in other MEN's Asses?
WorrGameMaster: once again...thats a negative
BakedGd: So U do it, but you've tested Neg-o-tive?
BakedGd: Aight.
WorrGameMaster: haha...nok
WorrGameMaster: no*
BakedGd: so, a R U GAY?
WorrGameMaster: No
BakedGd: Sure U R.
WorrGameMaster: i see you like taking cheap shots on guys like me
WorrGameMaster: why
WorrGameMaster: do you have nothing better to do
BakedGd: B/C UR SEXXXXY!;-)
WorrGameMaster: OH...ok...thats makes it better
WorrGameMaster: i guess
BakedGd: Fag!;-)
WorrGameMaster: so lets turn the tables here
WorrGameMaster: r u hot and sexy
BakedGd: Yessssssss!;-)
WorrGameMaster: can you prove it
BakedGd: Yessssssss!
BakedGd: I got a round bootie, I'm a cutie w/ a bootie.
BakedGd: But that don't APPLY 2 U b/c ur gay.
WorrGameMaster: no im not
BakedGd: If you SAY sooo.
BakedGd: Now stop calling me sweetie.
WorrGameMaster: im serious
BakedGd: So, do you read playgirl?
WorrGameMaster: no
BakedGd: What kind of men U you prefer?
WorrGameMaster: none
BakedGd: so, you're gay!
WorrGameMaster: im not gay
WorrGameMaster: i fuck chicks like you
BakedGd: I' don't fuck chicks.
BakedGd: fag.
WorrGameMaster: but you are one
BakedGd: so?
WorrGameMaster: and you never said that you didn't
BakedGd: fag.
BakedGd: You like middle aged men.
BakedGd: Do you prefer blondes?
BakedGd: or brunettes?
WorrGameMaster: so for all i know....you could be a lesbo
WorrGameMaster: you like eleen
WorrGameMaster: elen*
WorrGameMaster: yes
WorrGameMaster: blonde chicks
BakedGd: I know this guy, who's a blond. You want me to hook you up?
BakedGd: He says you're hot.
WorrGameMaster: i know this girl who wants your ass....want me to hook you up
BakedGd: fag.
WorrGameMaster: lesbo
BakedGd: I'm not interested in girls.
BakedGd: I'm a gay guy.
BakedGd: fag.
WorrGameMaster: you got to be fukin kidding me
BakedGd: oh no, honey.
BakedGd: U know U want some.
BakedGd: I'm a blond guy.
WorrGameMaster: you will die and burn in hell and rot like a rotting corpses of death
BakedGd: I love you. *blows kiss
WorrGameMaster: why don't you suka dick
WorrGameMaster: ....wait ....you probably will
BakedGd: Did I mention i'm a female?
BakedGd: ha ha... fag!
BakedGd: You like men!
WorrGameMaster: you know what.....FUCK OFF
WorrGameMaster: !!!
BakedGd: You flirted with me!
BakedGd: I'm a girl!
BakedGd: fag!

[JohnnyNemesis]

No offense, but you do realize that prowling for prank victims is far more pathetic than anything they could possibly say to you, right?

[SkunkIt]

Yes, i'm surprized anyone responded to this thread though.