France

[Serafin Negro]

What do you think about my country?

[Trip Boy]

I like your fries.

[HornyPope]

Your country went downhill sometimes when De Gaulle re-wrote the constitution, and had a communist-turned-right-wing in Malraux as a cultural minister. What a travesty.

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

i don't like the language as I have been studying it for 5 years...paris is nice though!

[Serafin Negro]

I know the French language is a big shit to study!!!
^^

[Camilamazed]

I like your fries.
Same here hehehe :D

[Anya82]

hmmm.. nothing, really

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

I know the French language is a big shit to study!!!
^^

i like the google language tool that changes it to perfect french!!! :D :p

[HMSPresident]

What do you think about my country?

I try to avoid thinking about it...

[Tijs]

I like your fries.
I'm 99% sure that fries isn't french, even though they're called 'French fries'. I think it was some Belgian dude who invented fries.

[RXP]

French people are stupid.

[Serafin Negro]

Thank you RXP...^^ :rolleyes:

Fries are french but now it's a speciality of Belgia!

[Paint_It_Black]

They're called Freedom Fries, don't forget again.


I like France because it is a convenient place for english people to go to buy cheap things or while enroute to cooler places.

I like Stella Artois.

Some french women are sexy. Or so I've heard.

It gives us a convenient place to keep the french.

French bread is good.

The maginot line was funny.

The French Resistance was a testament to human spirit and bravery (Yes, completely serious on that one).

[Izie]

I'm 99% sure that fries isn't french, even though they're called 'French fries'. I think it was some Belgian dude who invented fries.

I'll go with Tijs on this one. And no, I'm not Belgian, I just live here.

I like Stella Artois.

Too bad that's not French either.

[wliethof]

great place to spend holidays in. Especially love the Cevennes. :)

[MirandaV]

I kinda like the language, never really stayed there.

[Paint_It_Black]

"Too bad that's not French either."

Haha, yeah now I come to think about it that's belgian too isn't it?

[Noodles is gay]

I like French wine and cheese but as a whole i reckon the country smells bad - sorry but it really does!

[Izie]

"Too bad that's not French either."

Haha, yeah now I come to think about it that's belgian too isn't it?

Yups :)

Too bad I don't like beer :/

[Ditol]

What do you think about my country?

Since I've been to your country I don't like it anymore.. (sorry but the smell of lavender is just terrible)

But yeah... you've got beautiful small towns and very nice people there.

[Rain Girl]

What do you think about my country?
I've been to France twice and I loved it. I used to study french in primary school and got good grades but I wasn't very fond of it so I decided to study spanish from the 5th grade. And now I wanna start studying it again but I'm too busy with school so I'll have to wait until the 9th grade. Well, the point is that I love your country.

[Serafin Negro]

Ok, thank for your apinions! :)

[Dexter_Holland]

i went to paris, and i think its the coolest city i've ever been at. but i studied french about 3 years or something and i forgot everything about it ^^.

[JoY]

it can be beautiful, I like Paris, I like the food, I despise the fact that so many French hardly speak any English, because they find their own language oh so important & French ski-pistes are boring.

[HornyPope]

http://zoouz.free.fr/divers/Alizee.gif

[Serafin Negro]

:rolleyes:

All strangers are the same they only know Alizée!!! ;)

I think she is bitch!!!

[saska de o...]

i love France!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i learn french, my grandpa is french

[saska de o...]

:rolleyes:

All strangers are the same they only know Alizée!!! ;)

I think she is bitch!!!
hehe Alizee... :P:P heh, yeah, she is quite strange girl.... like Britney Spears, but french B.S.

[saska de o...]

oh, Serafin, do u have photo??

[pulse]

I'm 99% sure that fries isn't french, even though they're called 'French fries'. I think it was some Belgian dude who invented fries.

I think your right. I've been tryin to find that out for a while now, but that sounds pretty familiar.

[JoY]

:rolleyes:

All strangers are the same they only know Alizée!!! ;)

I think she is bitch!!!
if I may something.. I don't think he's exactly what you could call a stranger to France.
Vlad's a man of the world, hell yeah.

[saska de o...]

Alizee rocks..... bof...

[JoY]

god no, Manau is the way to go.

[saska de o...]

whats Manau??

[JoY]

what the..
I thought you were French?

[saska de o...]

i was i lived there abt 2 months

[Serafin Negro]

Manau was a rap band about 5 years ago.

A phot? a mine?

[JoY]

5 years? god, am I -that- old?

[Subsidal]

I've been to Paris a couple of months ago. It totally sucked! Now I hate french more than before

[Serafin Negro]

if you think... welle thats your opinion! :rolleyes:
All French don't know why there're so many Americans who think they(the French) are less than shit!

[BuddyHolly]

god no, Manau is the way to go.

isn't that song called La Tribute De "something" by them? i like that song. Alizee sucks! The only French band i really like is Disgusted (it's the only one of the few french bands i know though).

[akira]

Okay ... I'm french too ... the second on this board ... this ain't so bad ... I'm half english but I've always lived in France and speak perfectly french.
"La tribue de Dana" was the "hit single" by Manau. It mixed rap music with traditionnal Bretagne's music. They are back now with a new album ... it's funny to listen ... but doesn't reflects the french scene.
Donc Seraphin, d'où viens tu en France ? T'es un hippie, bien ! T'as des moyens de me trouver de la bonne herbe pas trop chere ? :D
That was some true French, and as Seraphin said, here in France we don't understand why so many Americans hate us ...
I don't hate America ... I hate a lot of things in it but I also love a lot of things. And I perfectly know that every American isn't as dumb as George Bush, as violent as a NRA member, as wicked as Michael Jackson, as fat as Michael Moore (-uhhh ... 1/3 though :D) ...
Most of the music I listen to comes from America, I know there's some people up there that are different from the corporate America that looks down on us.

[Serafin Negro]

Putain, je suis content de pas etre le seul francais, ca fait chaud au coeur!!!
Surtout que j'ai u peu de mal avec l'Anglais alros bon...

[akira]

Moi l'anglais j'me demerde pas mal ... mais j'te comprends ... je m'étais inscrit à un forum en Allemand y'a pas longtemps mdr.
Sinon y'a un autre Français mais il a l'air un peu teubé il comprend même pas le mot "pasta".
Translation for the non-french speakers : you're all fucked now :D

[Serafin Negro]

Bah tant que tu me comprends ca va!

Enfin bon... J'me rend compte que beaucoup de personnes on quand meme un avis bizarre a propos de la france... :mad:

That translation is not exact!

[akira]

You think so ? :D

Anyway, I asked them to give reasons why they hate France (and other reason that "it stinks as their cheese" or "fuck you it stinks" ... things that are found a lot on english speaking boards. In France boards are so different it's amazing).

[JoY]

isn't that song called La Tribute De "something" by them? i like that song. Alizee sucks! The only French band i really like is Disgusted (it's the only one of the few french bands i know though).
Dana. La Tribute de Dana. yup. :D
(for the record, I don't like Manau much, but they've made me giggle & stuff)

[Trip Boy]

La tribue de Dana

[JoY]

for some reason they keep spelling it differently everywhere. it's annoying.

[HeadAroundU]

Everybody is gay in France :D
and people are eating snails there :D

[akira]

whatever :rolleyes:

[SicN Twisted]

As a frenchman myself (well, half, and I'm living in the United States right now. I can say you have beautiful cities, beautiful mountains, great food, great wine, but SHITTY ASS PEOPLE.

[JoY]

As a frenchman myself (well, half, and I'm living in the United States right now. I can say you have beautiful cities, beautiful mountains, great food, great wine, but SHITTY ASS PEOPLE.
couldn't have said it better.

Edit: & the ski-pistes are a fucking joke.

[SicN Twisted]

France also has the closest thing in Europe to a third world prison system. Angola has better prisons, French jails are fucking deplorable. They bring the EU shame.

[JoY]

I suppose that comes with the shitty ass people.

[Tired_Of_You]

Putain, je suis content de pas etre le seul francais, ca fait chaud au coeur!!!
Surtout que j'ai u peu de mal avec l'Anglais alros bon...

Ya plusieurs Français sur le forum, mais la plupart ne post pas souvent.

[Serafin Negro]

et bah en voila un autre...
Je savais pas que j'étais un Fucking ass people mdr^^
Enfin bon j'avis fait ce post pour voir la mentalité a l'égard des francais!!!

[Tired_Of_You]

Non, désolé, j'suis québécoise =p

[Serafin Negro]

tu parle francais, ca m'aide déjà un epu, et puis j'ai plein de pote ui sont québecquois (ou plutot de pote s) donc ca peut tjrs en faire plus!!!

[akira]

Why do you care about prisons ... you're preparing a nice stay in one ? walla ... walla :D

[Subsidal]

if you think... welle thats your opinion! :rolleyes:
All French don't know why there're so many Americans who think they(the French) are less than shit!
I didn't mean the french people, I was just talking about Paris and the language

[sitdyneshelagh]

I have only been to France once, but the people are infinitely more friendly where I went in France than they are in Angleterre. Plus there are way more nicer places to eat.

I hope to go to Paris this summer, if I can get a cheap flight.

French accents are très sexy

[Serafin Negro]

French accents are très sexy
:cool:

I'm not sure... :D

[Serafin Negro]

Vote for PAris 2012

[Bazza]

soz, but it's got to be London 2012

[saska de o...]

:cool:

I'm not sure... :D
but i am! i love french (my grandpa is french man)

[foxy]

i h8 french people every thing about them there stupid language that is so hard to lern at school there stupid food there cruddy views on the world and the way they sell weapons to who every we go to war with

FRANCE F*£@ING SUKS :mad: :mad: :mad:

[original_psycho]

Shut the fuck up, you fag.

[Tired_Of_You]

i h8 french people every thing about them there stupid language that is so hard to lern at school there stupid food there cruddy views on the world and the way they sell weapons to who every we go to war with

FRANCE F*£@ING SUKS :mad: :mad: :mad:

Oooooh you have to work at school? You're a frustrated pre-teen? So sad. Oooh and you don't like their food? My God, what are you gonna do? Life must be so hard for you. And you can't even stand to have a different view of the world...aww

[sitdyneshelagh]

i h8 french people every thing about them there stupid language that is so hard to lern at school there stupid food there cruddy views on the world and the way they sell weapons to who every we go to war with

FRANCE F*£@ING SUKS :mad: :mad: :mad:

Oh you little cunt! You can't say their language is hard to learn when you can't even speak your own properly!

French cuisine is only stupid to you because you probably only eat steak and drink lager. Pfffft.

[Serafin Negro]

:D Merci les gars!
Thanks men!

I agree with you :)

French food are disgusting? :rolleyes: What idea is that?
Fench food re better of the world

Vive l'entrecote et fuck le hamburger, vive le Bordeaux et fuck le coca, vive le Roquefort et fuck le cheese tout plat mdr^^, vive le poulet roti et fuck les nuggets, vive la fondue bourguignone... vive Cochonou et FUCK McDonalds!!!

[MirandaV]

hehehéé, no bad word about mac donalds.

[Serafin Negro]

I FUCK MCDONALDS AND ALL THE "MALBOUFFE" 'CAUSE I'M A FRENCH AND I LIKE THE REAL COOK, THE GOOD COOK!!! :cool:

[Serafin Negro]

EhehI'm French and I can cook all good cook you want! :) (Before I wanted to be cook! :cool: )

[saska de o...]

i;m polish and what abt this....

[Serafin Negro]

Don't know...probably you can be a wonderful cook!

[offspringueuse]

jadore la france ms j'y vis!!!!

[saska de o...]

Don't know...probably you can be a wonderful cook!
me??


(fuckin' 10 characters ;/)

[Serafin Negro]

Non j'habite pas près de Lyon. J'habite près de Versailles, en région parisienne!
Et toi t'habite ou???

[Unnatural Disaster]

I like French Toast and French Fries, but niether of them are from France

[Offspring Pyro]

i hate the language; too hard.

[Serafin Negro]

Bah Maria...école de commerce...ce que je veux faire exactement (en attendant je suis en seconde lol), en tout cas bon choix!

Bon recettes rapides et bonnes te simples?!
première (faut aimer l'ail par contre!):

des spaghetti, de l'ail, des steaks (ou du poison si tu mange poisson ce jour la!), une casserole, une poele, de l'huile d'olive, du beurre, de la moutarde...et ca devrait suffire!

pour commencertu fait revenir de l'ail dans ta poele, puis tu y cuit tes protéines, pendant ce temps tu fait tes aptes, unes fois fini, (et apres avoir éteint le feu de l'ail et protéines) tu y met tesaptes égouttées: elles vont s'imprégnés du jus de la viande et de l'ail. tu laisse ca en plce en véifiant que ca brule pas (des fois lapoele est trop chaude et ca peu parir en cacahuete!!!). Tu récupère ta casserole et tu afais fondre un peu de beurre en y ajoutant de la mouarde (attention faut etre rapide sinon ca noirci et c'est pas bon!!!): ca ca srt de sauce!

résulat en 15 minutes tu as des aptes super bonne avec des protéines bien saucée!
(tu peux faie confiance c'est le plat que j'me fait a chaque fois que j'ai a cuisiner', et c'est super bon...approuvé parles copines lol)

seconde recette:

patates (surgelées, c'est plus rapide...mais fraiche c'est meilleur!), oeuf, huile d'olive...et c'est tout:

tu fait revenir tes aptates dans une poele, pendant ce temps tu bat tes oeufs (tu sale, poivre épice a ta convenance), une fois ces deux chose faite tu met tes pomme de terre dans l'oeuf et tu les laisse s'imprégné de l'oeuf pendant 30sec voir 1min puis tu les remet dans la poele: feu tres fort au début et on passe au bout de 20 sec a feu doux, sinon ca brule!

Une fois que l'oeuf est cuit (pas jusqu'en haut paske sinon c'est que c'est brulé en dessous!), deux solutions:
-première tu la met sur un plat ou dans ton assiette cette "tortilla" et tu al mange chaude, froide, tiède... casert meme d'apéritifs!
-seconde: tu la fais comme les espagnols: tu la retourne: pour cela tu la met face du haut sur l'assiette et ensuite tu la fait reglisser sur la poele de facon a ce que la face que tu voyais tout a l'heure se retrouve face a la poele! Ateention a ce moment tu laisse pas plus de 15sec sinon c'est foutu!
Après tu faiscomme pour le premièrement.

Voila c'étaient les deux petites recettes du jour MDR^^

PS: euh bien entendu ca vient avec l'expérience lamaitrise parfaite derecettespreille...enfin bon elles sont aps trop difficiles, tu devrais aps avoir des amsses de prob! ;)

[Serafin Negro]

L'essec? Moi j'aimerais vraiment avoir L'essca a la sortie du Lycée mais...j'ai deux tite soeur qui vont aussi faie des études cheres alors c'est mort!
(Dommage j'étais déjà presque recu: j'ai fais les analles de leur concours^^)

Allez bosse bien! ;) (c'est aps mon truc bosser franchement MDR)

[Serafin Negro]

Ouais, j'vais me débrouiller! :)

Allez bonne chance pour tes concours et tes présentations de dossier, en espérant que t'es celle que tu souhaite! :)

Enguerrand

[rock4life09]

BEIN BEIN!!!!!!! Tu parles francais bein!!! :D

yeah, im only in french 1 so im not that good. but i love speaking french!!!

Bonjour. Ma nom est Torey. J'adore parle francais! Je suis brune et petite. Je suis de Missouri. Je vais un college (i think that means middle school).


yeah, i know more but i dont feel like typing it out because im not sure if it would be right or not. i think i might have messed up somewhere, im not sure.

[Serafin Negro]

Your French is good good...but not really correct. :)

[rock4life09]

yeah i kinda figured that lol :o

[sk8ter-hater]

I like your fries.
French fries are not called french because they were invented in France, they were called that because after WW2 the US army had remembered of a French salty snack they had eaten during the war, some companies tried to recreate this snack, and called it the french fry.

[Serafin Negro]

Thank for your information.

[sk8ter-hater]

I'm smart, I think.

[Serafin Negro]

Don't know...

[sk8ter-hater]

Indeed .

[Serafin Negro]

Eheh, if you say...

[sk8ter-hater]

In fact, I did.

[rock4life09]

i thought french fries were from belgium :confused: o wait maybe thats waffles. never mind!! :D

[Serafin Negro]

Les pommes de terre rissolées c'est mieux que les frite!
Sacrebleu mdr^^

[rock4life09]

Les pommes de terre rissolées c'est mieux que les frite!
Sacrebleu mdr^^

potato something something fries. i dont know about the last part :confused:

[JoY]

man, I just came back from France.
French guys, trying to make a move on a girl, aren't only INCREDIBLY lame, but also look amazingly homosexual. needless to say I've laughed until my tummy hurt & tears ran down my face this vacation.

& as I said; French pistes are lame. & they devide the colours to mark the pistes like they are utterly colourblind. my fucking goodness.

[JoY]

You haven't been in casinos or clubs with sex-rooms, have you?

Maria
no, nothing could interest me less. why?

[JoY]

yes, because I've only been to France once.
their moves, their way of dancing seems homosexual to me. it's nothing I mean seriously, it's not that I actually REALLY think they are homosexual, it's just that the guys hitting on my friends & me in the bars were TOO hilarious to put into words. they shake their bum bum in tight pants like their life depends on it. & those shirts!! wahahaha.

[Serafin Negro]

Because your views about French guys would be slightly different. Trust me.
Pas besoin d'aller jusque la MDR^^
^suffit de se pointer a mon bahut!!! :D

[JoY]

tu sais que je n'étais pas sérieux.
my French is terrible, but either way, girls aren't fishfood & where I went, French guys were behaving terribly. & that really isn't the first time. & WHERE I WENT French guys were dancing in a hilarious way.

[Serafin Negro]

Bah pour moi aussi la reprise difficile mdr^^

[Serafin Negro]

Bah qu'est-ce que tu veux ils sont comme ça dans tout les bahut... l'avantage c'est que nous on est une classe super soudée vec quelques géneur a mon gout sinon ca va^^

bon l'humeur des pros c'est autres chose...en plus demain ma mère a rendez vous avec trois prof pour mo orientation juste après mon consiel de classe: j'vais me faire saigner!!! :eek:

Ah putain vivemant les vacs!!! :cool:
L'Espagne et tout! paske laj'ai beau en sortir j'ai déjà envie d'y etre de nouveau!!!

[Serafin Negro]

Trop tard pour les fleurs: ca a déjà commencé!!!

de rien pour le coup de pouce ;)

[Serafin Negro]

Pour moi conseil apssé...aucune apprciation...quels bande de salauds ces profs!!! :mad:

Bon premier saignage très léger suite a laréunion (elle a aps vu almoyenne de Francais!!!^) apr contre d'ici la fin de la semaine je suis exsangue! :eek:

Das journées de dégénérés? dans quel sens?

Les langues vivantes a l'oral c'est comment dire...mon plus gros point fort! :cool:

[Serafin Negro]

Merci^^

bon bah je sent que quand tu l'expliqueras ce sera drole! :)

[DexterB]

Everybody makes mistakes about "french fries" They're actually from Belgium!

[Serafin Negro]

Well, I dont really know, that's possible!

[Serafin Negro]

Au moins, sur ce point de vue on est d'accord !!! :)

Pas petit déjeuner? pas bien, c'est punis par la loi du bon Francais! (tu sais celui avec la baguette sous le bras :D )

[Trip Boy]

I'm wearing my heart like a crown.

[Panzerfaust92]

France is so cool, but I get a slight feeling of arrogance. Who am I to say that though? Most Americans are much greedier and much more arrogant than tne French. My host brother from when I was in Austria is an exchange student now in France. He's really liking it.

[SkunkIt]

j'aime le pain grillé français !

[Panzerfaust92]

je` ne taime plus

[SkunkIt]

Je ne sais pas un mot de Français !

[Panzerfaust92]

Well that was unexpected. (Maybe this way, he'll think that I actually understood it)

[SkunkIt]

I'm a girl! :D

[Panzerfaust92]

Well, what do you look like?

[Tired_Of_You]

Je ne sais pas un mot de Français !
Menteuse .

[SkunkIt]

Well, what do you look like?
This is me!
http://img211.exs.cx/img211/6273/smbw5rc.png



Menteuse .See? I don't know you just called me a liar.

[Serafin Negro]

Et voici le retour d'Enguerrand, le Serafin Negro!!!

Désolé de cette absence mais ma mere a comment dire...pété un cable!!!

Maria...je veux la tof mdr!!! :D

Bon pensée du jour:

VIVE LES BETTERAVES (le groupe!!!)

[Aimeht]

I don't really know much about France. But the language is nice thought. Yeah, well, I met a friend from France ´04. He was...uhm...cool. I've heard that Paris is awesome.

[Inshane]

Every time I went to french something bad happened.

- sticking a fork in a french boy his eye (I was 4/5) and got shouted at by his mom, in french, so I didnt understand fuck. she scared me.
- someone learned me to say -fuck your dad- in french, I didnt know. so I just said that sentence to a french guy on the camping and started laughing because I thought it was funny me talking french. he started crying hysterical and his mom got really angry at me. I didnt know what was wrong. I later found out that his dad died not to long ago. (oops)
- I thought it was funny to throw water over all these french kids (I was doing the dishes) and so I did. They all got really mad at me and got their parents to be mad at me aswell. (seemed they were wearing expensive clothing.)
- I was at this playground on those things were you can sit on and that move forwards and backwards. the thing was broken (no I didnt know) so when I was going backwards the thing came loose and I got thrown off, made a salto and hit a wooden boat. yes that did hurt.
- I got locked in a shower. I was small and I couldnt get the door open anymore. nobody came to help me, ofcourse. So I had to climb up the door and let myself fall to the other side. My leg was blue and my arm had some big bloody scratches on it.

These are just a few stupid things that happened to me in france. I have traumas from that country, hehe. They all happened when I was a little kid though. I was kind of wild and stupid I guess.

[Inshane]

You were a young Attila on the loose -wreaking havoc in my beautiful country. Worse than a serial killer running amuck.

Maria

but, I was the cutest thing alive! I really was. really.

ok maybe not, but still, I like to believe I was.

[Inshane]

yeah I sure will.

Its sad other people dont feel the same way about me though. I guess most people just don't want to get hurt mentally or physically. their loss :P.

[Serafin Negro]

Chacun a son propre sens de la vie de couple: libérée ou au contraire fermée!!!

Moi perso je suis aps trop libéré!!!

Ton prof d'éco??? 52 balai, s'il est aussi bien conservé que mon daron alors j'peux comprendre lol

Alors les Betteraves c'est le groupe skacore festivo keupon de France: leurs chansons sont tres assassines...et tres Rock Pipi caca aussi: exemple une reprise de la peche aux moules!!!

si tu veux écouter les betteraves je vais te donner l'add de leur site: il y a de la zik en telechargement libre!!! http://betteraves.propagande.org/index2.htm

Je t'ai manqué...impossible lol^^

Bah moi pour Paques c'est réunion de famille...et chance le cousin, ca sent la viré au skate park apres le repas!!!

@+++

[Serafin Negro]

Bon alors pour la tof de mon pere... il n'a plus 52 ans maintenant lol!!!

Moi question Rock en dehors de: Queen, Nirvana, Aerosmith, Madness, Urge Overkill, Dire Straits, Guano Apes, 69 DB, Darkness of Soul, Shadow de mon Ame, Roadrunners, Steppenwolf, The Cardigans, Police, BOB Marley, Eddy Grant, Iggy Pop, Betteraves, Offspring...(et tant d'autres) bah je connais pas grand chose!!!^^ (en fait je connais surtout rien au Rock Americain!!!)

Je t'ai pas manqué je le savais...je n'ai jamais manqué a personne...bizarre^^

Bon à+++ j'vais au resto!

[Offspringforever]

Hi...or should i say bonjour?
I like france but switzerland is the best :cool:

[Serafin Negro]

Bon stop thez enerving (comme qui dirai dans un anglais parfaitement compréhensible!^^)

bah moi j'me leve et c'est aps joyeux, faut que je range ma chambre...et merde :mad:

[Offspringforever]

A vrai dire j'en ai rien a foutre (excuse moi de mon sale language)

[Offspringforever]

je peux?
C'est gentil,mais a vrai dire je n'en ai point envie

[Offspringforever]

mdr,celle l'a m'a bien fait rire
non mais je veux pas t'insulter, la seule personne que je déteste ici c'est pas toi, et je ne veux pas me faire des ennemis donc excuse moi
(ouais,sa rime !)

[Offspringforever]

oui je sais,tu a bien raison mais c'est plus fort que moi (de détester fuckme) qui est complétement bête.
Excuse moi si des fois je te répond pas très gentillement je suis assez agressive parfois.
Oui je peux t'aider si tu veux ^^
Qu'est-ce qu'il t'a fait ?

[Offspringforever]

oui je suis une fille....je sais,tout le monde pense le contraire
oui c'est dacord !
mais moi je dois y aller mnt, je reviens ce soir,salut!

[Offspringforever]

je suis de retour :) Je viens de voir "million dollar baby" au cinéma,tu l'as vu ?
Comment ca va? (sa me fait tout bizarre d'écrire en francais ici^^)

[Serafin Negro]

Faut s'habituer!!! :D

[Tired_Of_You]

Je parle français. Je m'emmerde. Lalalala. Est-ce que c'est bon Million Dollar Baby?

[Offspringforever]

Ben moi j'ai trouvé bien !!!
Il a gagné beaucoup d'oscars, il y a des personnes célèbres qui jouent dedans...enfin c'est un film hollywoodien comme on dit ^^
La fin m'a fait pleurer un ptit peu

[Tired_Of_You]

J'crois que c'est une fille qui fais d'la boxe.

[Offspringforever]

oui exactement ! au début elle n'est pas forte et a besoin d'un entraineur, mais il ne veux pas la prendre et a la fin il l'entraine et elle devient très forte et bon, elle essaye de devenir championne du monde mais la fille avec qui elle se bat triche et maggie ( la fille du début) tombe et va a l'hopital et a besoin d'un apareil pour respirer...et puis voila, ilest bien ce film.
J'arrive pas trop a résumé mais tu devrais aller le voir

[Offspringforever]

moi aussi je suis trop fatiguée ! bon, je vais m'affaler devans la télévision avec ma famille, comme tous les soirs ^^
Bisous

[Serafin Negro]

Lut tout le monde... :)

[Toxic Speed Bump]

I don't like France. I think it sucks.

[Toxic Speed Bump]

I'm not envious, I'm glad I'm English.

[Offspringforever]

Where do you live in France Maria ?

[Hedeck]

Well im living in this country so just for this is a great place :D

[Offspringforever]

Why don't you come and visit me ? Genevas very nice to :D

[Serafin Negro]

Et moi aussi tiens...lol j'dec...moi c'est Milan qu'il faut que j'atteigne...amsi tout le monde s'en fout!!! :D

[sk8ter-hater]

What's this thread about?
I don't feel like reading.

[Serafin Negro]

It's about: what do you think about my country?

[Serafin Negro]

Ma cop Italienne: j'en suis fou amoureux (me demande aps pk j'arrive aps a expliquer) mais le truc c qu'on est juste pote!!!

Sinon la je vais mieux tout a coup!!! Lapremière fois qu'une fille aussi jolie que Marine me dit que je suis pas mal :cool:

[Serafin Negro]

T'as jamais vu de tof de moi MDR

[Serafin Negro]

J'en ai vu une...euh par contre je fais comment pour en mettre une qui vient de mon pc? :confused:

[Hedeck]

Je suis une virgule entre le coq et le toro je vis proche de la frontiere
espagnole...mais sinceremen je prefer l Espagne a la France, c + cool :cool:

[Serafin Negro]

Ben comme moi...enfin j'aime autant les deux meme si l'Andalousie de mes ancetres me plait plus que tout!!! :)

[Serafin Negro]

Bon an va faire plus simple, i tu veux une tof de moi tu vas sur ce blog: http://serafinnegro.skyblog.com

Je suis celui qu'on voit tout le temps lol :D

[Serafin Negro]

Comme un pigeon lol, pauv' pigeon... je t'interdis de dire du mal d'eux!!! ;)

[Serafin Negro]

Juré j'arette!!! :D

[Serafin Negro]

Moi je le suis depuis un bon bout de temps...cette aprem', mission piscine!!! :cool:

Pour l'instant c'est mission As Death (Highway to hell de AC/DC: prononcé as death!!!)

[Serafin Negro]

Putain, physiquement j'ai aps suivit ma mission piscine!!! vener :mad:

[Serafin Negro]

MDR

Que pense tu du titre de la song que j'ai écrite cematin: "The King of the Pope Music died tonight"?

[Serafin Negro]

Non du pape, avec un beau jeu de mot entre:POP Music et Pope Music, en effet puisqu'il est mort cete nuit il aura droit a une song dans la lignée de "Papémor" des Betteraves mdr^^

[Serafin Negro]

Il en a de la chance...^^

[Serafin Negro]

Un coup de binouz'? allezprofite, mon daron est pas la alors je vide ses stocks mdr^^ :D

[Serafin Negro]

binouz'= biere^^

t il ne m'a pas grillé^^

[Serafin Negro]

m'en tape je susia llé m'acheter 6 bibine et elles sont tres bien dans ma chambre par contre en france ca coute super cher :mad:

En Espagne un litre frais c'est 0.80 la c'est 1.5 litre pas frais pour 2.56!!! :mad:

Enfin bon ce sera vite oublié pouisque vite parti!!!!!

[Hysteria]

bonjour tu le monde!

[original_psycho]

Je m'appelle Iza.

[Serafin Negro]

Slt Iza :)

[original_psycho]

Umm... Bonjour...

Sorry, I suck at french. I did four years of french lessons and nothing. I understand french but I can't write or speak in french. :o

[Hysteria]

Silly you.

[Serafin Negro]

ralalal c'ets aps sérieux tout ca :rolleyes:





Oh putain, je suis entrain de m'écouter Another brick in the wall en live et ca pete de trop:
Hey teacher...
*chante* :cool:

[notoriousdoc]

I know the French language is a big shit to study!!!
^^

very true .

[voodoomagik]

hm..nice country..though i hate the names guys have there..like pierre,jaques..that's kinda gay...i mean that's just my opinion...i wudn't like to be called pierre.. :D ..other from that...all the french ppl i've met were really cool....

[Serafin Negro]

M'en fout, je m'appelle aps Pierre...moi c'est Enguerrand lol

Bon Mria bah c'est un epu de ta faute...fais ce que tu penses bon de faire... :D je sais c'est aps le genre de conseil que tu voulais :o

[Serafin Negro]

Ok...j'espere juste qu'il n' a pas eu de morts ^^

[cris]

moi aussi jsuis français !!

[Serafin Negro]

Enguerrand qui te revois le meme temps de Montigny mdr^^

Chouette, un autre Francais!!!

[FrenchguyforOffspring]

I know the French language is a big shit to study!!!
^^moi jsui Français tro fier de l'être(un peu trop!)et je suis content de voir ke je suis pa le seul Français on the forum of the best band of the world!!!

[FrenchguyforOffspring]

Sérieux c'est Apocalypse now version mi-Avril question temps... enfin comme c'est l'époque de mes révisions on va pas se plaindre!

Mouais l'autre français ne daigne pas réaparaître il s'est volatilisé je lui ai fait peur ou koi???

Hypothèse absurde qui ferait mourir de rire un gendarme aux lèvres gercées et que je rejette résolument & tout de go. V'là!

Bon eh bien retour au charbon!

Maria
Un autre Français qui s'est pas volatilisé!!MERCI.on a pas l'air d'être nombreu no?ya combien de français sur ce forum(question a 2 bal,mais si tu sait...)Offspring reste le meilleur groupe du monde et vieillira jamais..jsui en revision aussi et ici au moins je travaille mon Anglais lol

[Offspringforever]

Moi je suis ici :D
Mais pas Francaise héhé

[JoY]

from Switzerland! that's brilliant. we have a little house nearby Brig & Fiesch in Muhlebach. (next to Ernen)

& sorries, can't be bothered to find the umlaut right now.

[Offspringforever]

oh yeah ? that's cool ! but where is it ? :confused:

[JoY]

I'm sure you've heard of Bettmer-, Fisher- & Riederalp? if you look from those alps right across the valley, you can see the Ernergalen on the other side & that's also where Muhlebach is. it's a 15 minute drive, or so.

but it's the German (or well.. German with a huge dialect) speaking part of Switzerland. I don't know if you know it. I thought any Swiss had heard of Brig, though. there was an enormous mud flood in Brig in September '93. it was desastrous. I remember it quite well, because we were in Muhlebach then & were pretty much stuck. all the roads were closed.

maybe you've heard of Binn? that's pretty close, too.

oh, & if it helps; it's real close to the Italian boarder.

[Offspringforever]

Yeah if you say that it's next to the Italian border that helps, otherwise i wouldn't know cos i never heard of it ><

[Serafin Negro]

moi jsui Français tro fier de l'être(un peu trop!)et je suis content de voir ke je suis pa le seul Français on the forum of the best band of the world!!!

Mouais...Offspring le meilleur groupe...j'ai beaucoup de doutes...permet le moi!
D'accord ils ont des titres bien mais ca s'arrete la, puis d'une chanson a une autre d'un meme album...c'est la meme chose.

Moi perso les meilleurs groupes et artistes du monde sont:
-Hooker
-Bowie
-Queen
-Nirvana
-Hendrix
-Berry
-Beatles
-Aerosmith
-Clapton
-Dire Straits
...




Enfin bon, c'est uen question de gouts et de couleurs


au fait heureux ausssi de ne aps etre qu'un francais parmi deux...mais un francais parmi 4 lol ^^

Lut Maria, alros ca va today

[Serafin Negro]

Vous etes mort les Francais??? :confused:

[Serafin Negro]

Bah ma vie, c'est: mon grand pere qui en est a la derniere cigarette du condamné, moi qui en susi encore a l'étpes trois avec les meufs ( svoir létapes préconclusion...mais avec tellement de fille que j'arrive aps a passer a l'étapes 4!!!)

sinon bah que dire, je suis en vacance depuis 11h aujourd'hui et je passe a Rillieux la Pape (pres de chez toi) Lundi et pour quelques jours!!!

allez Tchao...bonne chance avec Lionel

Enguerrand

[Serafin Negro]

bah bonne chance pour l'entretien d'embauche lol ^^

[Serafin Negro]

Ca faisait longtemps que je n'étais aps passé, et que vois-je, tu est devenu l'idole des garcons de ce forum lol

alors comment vas-tu? et les mecs???

[Serafin Negro]

Tu parle des autres Francais ou de Tripboy & co??? :confused:

[a french fan]

j'ai lu tout les messages de ce sujet !!!(trop long..)
autant dire que a part maria et serafin negro ya pas grand monde qui poste ici !
j'ai failli oublié de dire que je suis Français (comme mon pseudo l'indique!!)
que je vis en Franche-comté, + precisement dans le Doubs et encore + precisement vers Morteau (pour ceux qui connaisse la saucisse de Morteau!!)

En tout cas d'apres tout les messages que j'ai lu de toi maria (on peut se tutoyer?)ben ma foi tu ma l'air bien charmante,sympatique et tres gentille !je me trompe?

a oui une question aux Français pourquoi vous vous "amusez"a parler de the offspring ou d'autre choses sur un site Anglais??pourkoi vous venez pas discutez sur des forums Français ?(yen a des tres bien !hein Mimile si tu lis.....)

bon ben voila tchuss tout le monde ;)

[a french fan]

Mais de rien Maria !!
C'est sur que c'est bien de discutez sur un forum Anglais parce-que tu peut progresser et tout et tout mais quand on comprends pas la moitié de ce que les Anglais disent ça craint !lol
Et puis aussi il y a le fait que il y a enormement de monde ici donc forcement tu rates des sujets interessants !!

[Mentally_Challenged]

i don't like the language as I have been studying it for 5 years...paris is nice though!

Agreed....especially the first part *shudder* =|

[a french fan]

the French is too hard to learn for the english no?

en tout cas je plains tout les Anglais qui doivent apprendre le Français !parce que on a vraiment une grammaire de merde !(maria tu peut traduire cette phrase en Anglais stp ce serait super sympa de ta part!merci d'avance)

[ASP]

I really don't care, but if you must know, I think it has sucked since it was defeated in world war two. Not because it was defeated, don't get me wrong, you have just done some stupid stuff in the post-WWII era. No offence, my friend.

[Serafin Negro]

Lut Maria, ca va??? je susi dsl masi ces derniers tempsje susi plsu en quête d'amour qu'en quête de réponse sur mes forums alros je psse en coup de vent et te demande comment tu vas!!! :)

[grunge]

I can't say anything because I have never been there

[grunge]

I just know that there are very good wines and girls like Maria

[Serafin Negro]

Maria, faut que t'arretes deles exiter :p

Well mister Grunge, I like your "avatar" of Kurt Cobain :)

[Yatesy]

France is all right I guess, not the best thing ever but all right.

[Serafin Negro]

Bah bonne continuation!!! ;)

[Serafin Negro]

Maria a tu disparue???

En tout cas j'ai passé d'exellente vacances en Espagne durant ce mopis de Juillet. Et toi, que racontes tu???

[a french fan]

Je crois que Maria ta "remplacé"par Skyrocker !!!lol nan jdéconne !

[SkyRocker]

Je crois que Maria ta "remplacé"par Skyrocker !!!lol nan jdéconne !
eh eh, elle est bien bonne celle-la ( la blague, hein ).
Alors je fais de l'interim...
Di donc, 'Ma, il avait quel numéro de ticket serafin dans ta liste des prétendants, pour savoir ou je me situe ?

[*Linda*]

It's a really nice and romantic place.

[Conspiracy of One]

I love france.....i am part french so...Thats probably why :D

[*Linda*]

I love france.....i am part french so...Thats probably why :D
that's really cool.

[Conspiracy of One]

Yea.....I want to go there someday. That'd be awesome

[SkyRocker]

It's a really nice and romantic place.
Did you ever come or are you saying that because of words like "rendez-vous", "french kiss" or "champs-elysees" ?

[SkyRocker]

I'd say tis the words that attract her. Especially 'French lover'.
I know that but i wrote "french kiss" which is i think the well known thing. Plus that's what do a "french lover".

[SkyRocker]

It's not a question...It's all about tenderness

[SkyRocker]

Find a groucho show ? Mission impossible ?

[SkyRocker]

boarf, anyhow, french lovers disapeared

[SkyRocker]

I'm doing everything for that but it don't work, now the pig race is numbered.
Look, i did not stroke you *laugh*, that's irrevocable

[Serafin Negro]

Tot un tas de messages en Anglais, j'lis meme plsu ca sert a rien, j'revien d'Espâgne y ahora lo unico que entiendo es el Lepero Jeje!!! :D

Enfin bon, mon numero c'ets le 1 of course lol :p

[pretty_fly_white_guy858]

Oh how this reminds me of a poem...
I see London
I see France
I see Serfain Negros underpants!

[pretty_fly_white_guy858]

Who.......me?

[SkyRocker]

Get over it, his poems are so funny, he cannot understand what you say, dear

[Serafin Negro]

Oh how this reminds me of a poem...
I see London
I see France
I see Serfain Negros underpants!

I didn't understand!!!

Tu pourrais m'expliquer Maria, paske t'as l'air d'avoir compris!!!

Well today is my birthday and I spend really sad times...a hugly shit!!! :mad:

Et oui mon anniv' c de la merde...on m'y reprendra plus a le apsser comme ca, meme quand je el apssais seul c'était mieux!!!

[Serafin Negro]

Bah pour faire court j'ai presque eut l'impression que c'était l'inverse de mon anniv', enfin bon, trop compliqué mais en tout cas c'était de la MERDE!!!

sinon tu pourrais m'expliquer le truc que je t'ai demandé dans mon dernier message. STP

[Serafin Negro]

Ok donc j'avais compris au final lol, j'croyais qu'il y avais un sens caché!!! mais non :D Une erreur, je porte des slip, pas des boxers lool (les slip ca moule plus mdr^^)

Sinon today j'ai rattrapé mon anniov' raté, et ce avec ma meilleure pote et son p'tit copain on a fait soirée chicha et ct dément!!!

[Sunny]

your country's pretty (Provence, especially), your food is delicious, and your language sounds nice.

but your people need to chill the fuck out. and stop driving like fucking maniacs. i almost got run over like a million times.

[SkyRocker]

Wild as this idea may sound...I agree.
But only people from Paris and Nice are crazy drivers.
Plus we miss the time when Alain Prost was winning runs.

on a fait soirée chicha
Bah ! Non mais didonc ! Oh ca sent le shit la dedans garcon...
J'espère que c'est une soirée ou on fait attraper la dysenterie à des animaux, chicha, non mais...paske...pas de ca ici.

[speedfire]

Bah ! Non mais didonc ! Oh ca sent le shit la dedans garcon...

MeG@ LoOoL

Bon je suis avec vous les gars mais en général je parle en anglais pour que tout le monde puisse suivre ;)

[Serafin Negro]

NON: dans mon topic France les Français parlent en Français lol :D

Sinon dans ma chicha point de shit ni meme d'herbe, juste du tabac à nargui à la cerise :)

Quoi que today, maintenant que j'me suis acheté la mienne bah...on va voir :cool:

[Serafin Negro]

http://serafinnegro.skyblog.com/pics/200572033_small.jpg
Tit tof de la soirée chicha et bientot une tite tof de l'aprem' chicha qui a suivit!!! :D

[Serafin Negro]

Z'ete ou les Frankeich, j'vous voit plus :confused: