has anyone here ever had a snake as a pet?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Or anything strange like that? Are they hard to keep?

[Izie]

My ex-best friend had worms.

I'm so freaky tonight.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Ew, I don't like worms. I want a snake!

Freaky, silly, anything goes tonight.

[Izie]

Ew, I don't like worms. I want a snake!

Freaky, silly, anything goes tonight.

Ken knows someone who has a pig as a pet. Wtf?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Dudette, pigs stink like shit.

[Izie]

Dudette, pigs stink like shit.

Dunno, I was a kid last time I saw some live and up close. And I don't wanna anymore anyway.

I'mma have babies. They last longest. Longer than puppies anyway.

[Izie]

Ken knows someone who has a pig as a pet. Wtf?
(Jesus)
No that was George Clooney, I don't know him that well.
The dude your talking about, had a "potbelly pig" (literally translated from dutch, so it prolly doesn't make sense). Don't call'm pigs though, they are offended when you call'm pigs.

@Sim: Remember that you have to give the snake live mice!

[Izie]

(Jesus)
No that was George Clooney, I don't know him that well.
The dude your talking about, had a "potbelly pig" (literally translated from dutch, so it prolly doesn't make sense). Don't call'm pigs though, they are offended when you call'm pigs.

@Sim: Remember that you have to give the snake live mice!

Cool, schitzo Iza invades another topic. Woo!

Pig, potbelly pig, same piggy-crap. And we're NOT having any sort of a pig. Ever.

[Revolver-2005?]

Um i had a snake....and i regret it....hate those fuckin things....all they do is eat and slither around....sometimes....or they try to contrict your arm until it turns blue

[Izie]

Um i had a snake....and i regret it....hate those fuckin things....all they do is eat and slither around....sometimes....or they try to contrict your arm until it turns blue
(Jesus)

Do you have any idea if a suicidal snake eats itself? You know, like, starts to eat it's own tail?

[HornyPope]

Ok you're begging for it....

Yes, I have my snake for a pet. I play with it very often.

[Izie]

This topic gets more hilarious by the second.

[Tijs]

Ken knows someone who has a pig as a pet. Wtf?
Oh Oh! In my old neighboorhood there was a family with two pigs too. They were sooo awesome. They didn't have those big pigs, but small ones, about the size of a regular dog. And they didn't really smell bad. Too bad some fucks tortured the poor animals to death... They ran around loose in the neighboorhood, cause pigs can be really tame.
Btw, where's Ken lately? Haven't seen him online in a looong while.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Hehehe, where is Ken? *giggles* This is so good.

Vlad, stop giving me mental images.

[Izie]

Oh Oh! In my old neighboorhood there was a family with two pigs too. They were sooo awesome. They didn't have those big pigs, but small ones, about the size of a regular dog. And they didn't really smell bad. Too bad some fucks tortured the poor animals to death... They ran around loose in the neighboorhood, cause pigs can be really tame.
Btw, where's Ken lately? Haven't seen him online in a looong while.

He's coming, as requested ;)

[the_GoDdEsS]

Yeah and mice. Do you know how often? Poor them though. I quite like mice.

[HornyPope]

What mental images? It was you asked was who has a snake as a pet. I answered. Don't shift the blame on me, lady. I'm innocent! Really, really innocent.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Oh, so it's my twisted mind now?

[Izie]

Oh, so it's my twisted mind now?

Always was, always will be.

What's wrong with Vlad playing with a snake? huh?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Iza, stop it, girl. You know I'm sick, pervy and hazelnuts.

[Izie]

Iza, stop it, girl. You know I'm sick, pervy and hazelnuts.

No stopping! *stomps feet*

I'm sick, pervy and almonds!

[the_GoDdEsS]

No stopping! *stomps feet*

I'm sick, pervy and almonds!

But we're still sweet and coated in chocolate, right?

And I still want a snake. 'S-n-a-k-e'. That one.

[Izie]

But we're still sweet and coated in chocolate, right?

And I still want a snake. 'S-n-a-k-e'. That one.

Damn straight we are! Fine belgian chocolate! Mmmmmmmmm!

You'll get a snake, no worries... I know people who'd give you one!

[the_GoDdEsS]

Um i had a snake....and i regret it....hate those fuckin things....all they do is eat and slither around....sometimes....or they try to contrict your arm until it turns blue

Aw, but I wanna carry it around on my shoulders and arms and stuff.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Damn straight we are! Fine belgian chocolate! Mmmmmmmmm!

You'll get a snake, no worries... I know people who'd give you one!

Eh, I am not really sure how to understand that one now! *laughs instead*

[HornyPope]

A long, smooth, with hard skin, and spits out like a Cobra?

[Izie]

A long, smooth, with hard skin, and spits out like a Cobra?

What he said. That's how you should interpret it.

[HornyPope]

Aw, but I wanna carry it around on my shoulders and arms and stuff.

You're short enough. Most snakes could comfortably rest on your shoulders.

[the_GoDdEsS]

A long, smooth, with hard skin, and spits out like a Cobra?

You bitch! That one exactly.

Stop making me laugh at a late night hour, people.

[Izie]

You bitch! That one exactly.

Stop making me laugh at a late night hour, people.

Noooooooooooooooo! Nevah!

[the_GoDdEsS]

You're short enough. Most snakes could comfortably rest on your shoulders.

They can rest anywhere else too, for that matter.

[Izie]

They can rest anywhere else too, for that matter.

Erm. Wrong, SO wrong mental image. Ick?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Erm. Wrong, SO wrong mental image. Ick?

I did not mean THOSE. Girl!

[Izie]

I did not mean THOSE. Girl!

It's not what YOU meant, it's what I meant.

It's a communication theory thing, the reciever assigns a meaning to the message that may not have been the original intention of the sender... Nanana. We've had communicatiewetenschap today, and got bored to Hell. Great subject, sucky teacher. Not going anymore.

[the_GoDdEsS]

It's not what YOU meant, it's what I meant.

It's a communication theory thing, the reciever assigns a meaning to the message that may not have been the original intention of the sender... Nanana. We've had communicatiewetenschap today, and got bored to Hell. Great subject, sucky teacher. Not going anymore.

Oh thank you. I've been reading on that a lot lately.
Read about Humboldt's 'energeia'. That is just so nice about how we capture reality differently with different languages. All these books make me so 'professionally deformed'. *cries* Shut me up!

But you still know what I really meant. So!

Snakes are inspiring. Especially because some people find them scary. They'd just make such amiable animals, better than the neighbour's cat.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Iza, do you realize that we've just made ourselves sound like those retard pseudo-intellectuals on this board?

Anyways, so someone tell me how often they have to eat. Because it's not like I wanna go mice-hunting that often.

[HornyPope]

If I remember correctly from Road Trip (ah the things this movie taught me!), snakes eat mice once a week.

[SkunkIt]

I had a garden snake, but we had to let it go because it was wild. and we let it go in a desert like area near our house. I had a mouse, but it was biting it's ear off, and we had to let it go. I had a poisonous spider, but my brother let it go. I caught a praying mantis once, it was beautiful and calm. I wanted to keep it as a pet, but my teacher made me let it go. I want a pet Anaconda, but I don't think it's legal. I wanted a cute baby shark I saw in a pet store once, but then I realized it would grow bigger and there would be no room for it. Also, it was expensive.

[MindlessSelfIndulgent]

Theyre not hard to keep, theyre just boring. And you have to feed them with zweet little fluffy animals. Omfg?!?1+oneone I didnt even realize i wrote sweet with z. Leik, eww.

[meaning_of_life]

ive got a pet turtle. it wandered into my backyard one day, and i decided to keep him ever since. i named him Curtis.

[Dexter_Holland]

i got a dog :p and i hate snakes i wouldnt buy one if i were you. you can buy them just in shops here :O and sometimes they escape and stuff and you are all like dude wheres my snake? and its gone :(

[nieh]

Or anything strange like that? Are they hard to keep?


I used to have a ball python. They're incredibly simple to take care of. Seriously, they eat and poop like once a month. All you need to do is give them a heating pad/rock and they'll be happy.

[nieh]

Um i had a snake....and i regret it....hate those fuckin things....all they do is eat and slither around....sometimes....or they try to contrict your arm until it turns blue

if your snake was able to turn your arm blue, you must have the weakest circulatory system ever. They're not strong enough to do that to most people, nor do they typically try to constrict people. They do tend to wrap around for warmth, but that's as far as it goes.

[slit_wrists]

i used to want a snake but i got a tarantula instead and their way better and their so cute!

[JoY]

a friend of mine had a snake. it was way cute actually.

[the_GoDdEsS]

I used to have a ball python. They're incredibly simple to take care of. Seriously, they eat and poop like once a month. All you need to do is give them a heating pad/rock and they'll be happy.

Oh, thanks God that doesn't sound that complicated. =)

[Mota Boy]

I always wanted a ball python, but my dad is terrified of snakes, so that idea never got off the ground. I brought home a wild snake once, but only kept it one night before it escaped into our walls (to the utter terror of my dad).

My family also had a couple green iguanas for some years, about two feet long each, those made very cool pets, but you supposedly had to wash your hands after each time you handled them.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Heh, your Dad sounds like my Mum. She'd freak.
And damn, iguanas are awesome. They seem very calm but I've seen one get rather angry. Haha.

[Frozen flames]

I had a snake, it was quite boring, very easy pet... small snakes don`t eat much, and don`t eat often. they just need an aquarium and some place where they can swim.

most of the time they`re hiding somewhere or staying still...

[Not Ozymandias]

I just kept my snake in an empty aquarium. Easy to handle.