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UgLy_eLf
02-15-2005, 10:50 PM
Are really flexible? I know the sex and positions blah blah... but really a persons body shouldnt contort in some ways, fuck I nearly puke when someone bends their finger the wrong way, utterly repulsive.
Sunny
02-15-2005, 10:54 PM
i don't understand why guys find it all that thrilling. I've noticed men tend to be WAY less flexible than girls, so maybe they find it all new and exciting. Like.. most guys I know can't touch their toes with their fingers!! (eep). myself, i'm frighteningly flexible (we're talking like.. legs behind my head, arms twisting so my palm is facing the wrong way, fingers bending the wrong way, all the creepy stuff). I don't find it repulsive cause I've been like that my whole life, but it does freak some people out. sorry. =p
UgLy_eLf
02-15-2005, 11:10 PM
*cringe* I wouldn't find it at all sexually appealing if a guy could make his head touch his ass, but my BF pops a boner for it when a chick does it.
Sunny
02-15-2005, 11:15 PM
i don't see what's so hot about it either.
UgLy_eLf
02-15-2005, 11:25 PM
A riding or grinding motion, something that reminds you of sex would be understandable, but a leg behind the head? Come on now... I'm gonna wait for some guys to reply I need to hear this, seriously I dont understand it.
I don't get it either. I can't do any body-tricks, I'm no flexi chick, so be it. my boyfriend & I don't really seem to be limited, when it comes to sexual positions, since he's as a-flexible as can be. besides postions that require flexibility look quite uncomfi to me.
Flexibilty is gay. You need a girl with good cardio. A track athelete would be awesome in the sack. She could ride me forever.
Little_Miss_1565
02-16-2005, 07:44 AM
Too bad that runners tend to have decreased sex drives because of all that.
shatskater
02-16-2005, 07:50 AM
i dunno if i am the first dude to post here, but actually i agree with you girls. i think it is kinda gross. i mean some of it, i mean its cool to see people contort, KINDA, but it is not at all sexually appealling.
JohnnyNemesis
02-16-2005, 07:52 AM
There's a difference between bending your head back till it touched your ass and doing something a little more seductive like a perfect split or something like that.
That's how guys manage to be freaked out by some flexible girls and not by others.
Rag Doll
02-16-2005, 09:42 AM
i don't get it either. i'm ridiculously flexible, i can do all the stuff Sunny said....but so what? it's hysterical when a guy sees it and all of a sudden wants to try it though....ha. a male friend of mine used to be able to do a perfect split though. girls that went to gymnastics with me for years couldn't even do that.
the_GoDdEsS
02-16-2005, 12:05 PM
Reminds me of "365 Positions for Each Day" which is an 80s illustrated commie book. It's disgusting gymnastics and I think only 50% are doable (if you're 'normal'). Other than that it must be frustrating to even try.
Frozen flames
02-16-2005, 01:01 PM
Are really flexible? I know the sex and positions blah blah... but really a persons body shouldnt contort in some ways, fuck I nearly puke when someone bends their finger the wrong way, utterly repulsive.
becase most of the guys are perverts who dream of having sex in weird positions. I used to be like that too, some 5 years ago, I guess most of it can be blaimed on hormons, biology.
we are animals in a way. guys should stop doing it when they pass by 18...
after that, it`s weakness of mind.
we are animals in a way. guys should stop doing it when they pass by 18...
after that, it`s weakness of mind.
it? as in IT?!
hell fucking no.
Frozen flames
02-16-2005, 01:21 PM
it? as in IT?!
hell fucking no.
I bet you misunderstood.
I ment stop being perverts.
ah.
& please no. my boyfriend has a giant sexual apetite (when I'm not around, he rushes to the net for porn to jerk off to. yes.) & I highly believe that's healthy & awesome.
JohnnyNemesis
02-16-2005, 01:41 PM
^It's cool that you appreciate that.
I have a huge and healthy sexual appetite too, and I don't wanna change it. I'm similar to your boyfriend in that sense. My last gf enjoyed it too, but my current gf not so much. Oh well.
well, it seems offensive, that he sometimes enjoys the hell out of porn, when I'm not around. like I can't satisfy him, or whatever. but when I'm not there to satisfy him, well, then it makes sense, right? he's proven MANY times he finds me attractive & stuff. ;p so I guess I have nothing to worry about. I can just find it fantastic, that he enjoys sex so much.
JohnnyNemesis
02-16-2005, 01:47 PM
Exactly. The fact that him and many other guys enjoy porn does not mean they're not satisfied by their women. If he had a choice between you and watching porn, I'm pretty sure he'd choose you anyway. But if you're not around, it makes sense.
Stoffey
02-16-2005, 01:47 PM
Yeah I am the same I hate it when people bend their fingers back and such. I find it cool to watch professional dancers/gymnasts in shows doing flexible things, but otherwise bleurch!
what I HATE, is when people knack their joints. yes, I despise that. *shivers*
just don't. it's not even good for you, why should you? it makes a nausiating sound, which is just ee.
Stoffey
02-16-2005, 01:53 PM
the crackling and clicking? ergg yes. My mate does it all the friggin time, neck arms, eyc the works. YUK!
man.. it's.. EEEE.
once -once- when I'd been playing the violin for eight hours my back had to be cracked, spine from bottom to top, & that's all I've deliberately been cracking in my entire life.
Stoffey
02-16-2005, 01:57 PM
I have to say I like the sensation of cracking my back ocassionly if it's been hunched for ages, but I hate the sound!
sKratch
02-16-2005, 01:58 PM
Finding a girl that will watch porn with you (and do the deed while watching) is the real trick.
Stoffey
02-16-2005, 01:59 PM
hahaha! So far my bf's haven't asked me to watch porn with him and I have no idea what I'd say if they had!
Finding a girl that will watch porn with you (and do the deed while watching) is the real trick.
..why would you want to do that?
could you focuss on porn & your girlfriend at the same ti...
that wasn't really your intention, was it?
JohnnyNemesis
02-16-2005, 02:02 PM
Believe it or not, sKratch, I've actually pulled that off. Believe me, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's actually a really awkward experience.
I have a wank in bed with my gf all the time, it's fun.
My fucked up fantasy would be to have this chick with the most beautiful face but flat chested wearing clothes wanking me off while I watch porn and look at her face. wtf is wrong with me?
sKratch
02-16-2005, 02:13 PM
Pff what made you assume I wasn't talking from experience?
It is a little awkward, and it isn't all too special but it's just kind of cool.
the_GoDdEsS
02-16-2005, 02:14 PM
I have a wank in bed with my gf all the time, it's fun.
My fucked up fantasy would be to have this chick with the most beautiful face but flat chested wearing clothes wanking me off while I watch porn and look at her face. wtf is wrong with me?
Does flat chested and you ever go together? Yeah, what's wrong with you? =p
Ha Gen's a B cup sometimes C so I ain't that shallow.
Also I find myself admiring guys chests more recently. I'm like whoa nice pecs and everyone's like wtf.
the_GoDdEsS
02-16-2005, 02:17 PM
Ha Gen's a B cup sometimes C so I ain't that shallow.
Also I find myself admiring guys chests more recently. I'm like whoa nice pecs and everyone's like wtf.
Hehe. I know. =p Don't take me too seriously.
Male chests = very hot.
I have a wank in bed with my gf all the time, it's fun.
now -that- I am familiar with.
it's a turn on, yes *shrugs* but I always keep wondering what's in it for me.
It's really unfair tho girls can't work on their chests but we can. It'd be awesome if for some reason the pectorials pushed the breats to be bigger so all the chicks would be benching. Ah my dream world.
Random comment: nearly every topic on this board magically gets twisted into something sexual.
Not that it's a bad thing.
the_GoDdEsS
02-16-2005, 02:19 PM
It's really unfair tho girls can't work on their chests but we can. It'd be awesome if for some reason the pectorials pushed the breats to be bigger so all the chicks would be benching. Ah my dream world.
Yeah, I agree.
now -that- I am familiar with.
it's a turn on, yes *shrugs* but I always keep wondering what's in it for me.
The cum of course.
Random comment: nearly every topic on this board magically gets twisted into something sexual.
Not that it's a bad thing.
well, as long as I can help it & am still awake. ;p
the_GoDdEsS
02-16-2005, 02:20 PM
Random comment: nearly every topic on this board magically gets twisted into something sexual.
Not that it's a bad thing.
I agree once again.
Like the snake, yes?
The cum of course.
when I'm turned on, I'm not exactly looking for penis-dinner.
well, as long as I can help it & am still awake. ;p
It's not just you dear :p
I agree once again.
Like the snake, yes?
Very much so.
sKratch
02-16-2005, 02:26 PM
when I'm turned on, I'm not exactly looking for penis-dinner.
Yeah and guys aren't always looking for vagina-dinner. But you gotta do what you gotta do.
wtf I love the fluids, it's the best part.
wtf I love the fluids, it's the best part.
The taste of cum can be improved by eating certain kinds of food.
I swear it tastes sweet at times.
Overshare? *shrug*
Rag Doll
02-16-2005, 02:48 PM
...pineapple.
The taste of cum can be improved by eating certain kinds of food.
I swear it tastes sweet at times.
Overshare? *shrug*
oh I have absolutely no problems with it's taste.
hah. let's overshare. ;p
Who wants to sample my cum?
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