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snapsleftguitar
02-16-2005, 06:45 AM
anyone wanna list some of their favorite quotes and sayings? i cant remember who has it on their signature but i particularly like

"atheism is a non-prophet organisation"

and i like

"no fate but what we make"
"The death of 1 is tragedy, the death of millions is just a statistic"
funkmonkey
02-16-2005, 07:17 AM
" if god gives you AIDS, make lemonaides"

"we're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time"
shatskater
02-16-2005, 07:38 AM
snapsleftguitar, ur cool, i like ya now. and that is from my signature.

i like:

"atheism is a non-prophet orginization."
"If money is the root of all evil, why does the church beg for it so much."
"God only hates you if you do everything he created us to do." :)
"Be a skater not a jock, grab a skateboard not a cock." (My favorite)
BREAK
02-16-2005, 07:49 AM
"Everybody who posts at the Offspring BBS is a friggin' moron"
Camilamazed
02-16-2005, 08:00 AM
"Everybody who posts at the Offspring BBS is a friggin' moron"
You're mean :(

hehehe :D
Radi0_havana52
02-16-2005, 12:01 PM
"Dang it Dale"-Hank hill
shatskater
02-17-2005, 08:22 AM
"Everybody who posts at the Offspring BBS is a friggin' moron"

well you look like a friggin fag....so I am cool with being a moron. :) And with that I hope you die before you have the chance to ruin somebody elses life aside from your own.
JoY
02-17-2005, 08:25 AM
well you look like a friggin fag....so I am cool with being a moron. :) And with that I hope you die before you have the chance to ruin somebody elses life aside from your own.
actually.. you don't know a thing about him & -actually- he's quite awesome.
shatskater
02-17-2005, 08:32 AM
WHY!?!? god what did i ever do to you!? If you will notice, i said he LOOKS like a fag, I didnt say he WAS a fag. although he most likely is, and your a dike for being his friend. so i hope yall both die happily together in the lowest hottest part of hell thier is, you know, were the fags and dikes are. :)
JoY
02-17-2005, 08:35 AM
hahahahahahaha.
I've never been so glad to be called a "dike".
Vicky
02-17-2005, 08:38 AM
*sigh* another closet gay pretending to be a homophobe, but trying too hard and making it obvious... :( they make me sad </3
shatskater
02-17-2005, 08:39 AM
hahahahahahaha.
I've never been so glad to be called a "dike".
good atleast ur admitting it.
Vicky
02-17-2005, 08:41 AM
bella, I'm afraid you are.. a flood defence.. *offers a tissue*
JoY
02-17-2005, 08:44 AM
no no, this is great comedy.
cuz I'm a DIKE!


*gratefully takes the tissue & wipes away a tear from laughing*
Vicky
02-17-2005, 08:46 AM
hehe, a giggling flood defence, probably not very safe! best insult anyone could ever give you! and I'm sure its spelt 'dyke' .. its how I've always done it, anyway! :s
JoY
02-17-2005, 08:47 AM
no no, I'm not a dyke. I'm a dike!

I come from the Netherlands, remember?
Vicky
02-17-2005, 08:48 AM
Yurp I knooow. You big lesbian flood defence!!! *shakes fist*
JoY
02-17-2005, 08:49 AM
*fucks another female dike*

I've just came out of the closet, I believe.
shatskater
02-18-2005, 07:35 AM
I am not a stranger to sarcasm.
JoY
02-18-2005, 07:51 AM
you are a stranger to correct English.

insult failed. *turns around at the rest of the line* NEXT.
shatskater
02-18-2005, 07:59 AM
you are a stranger to correct English.

insult failed. *turns around at the rest of the line* NEXT.

oh whohaa......fuck a yoohoo. sorry but i am not incorrect, we spell it like that for both the dame and someone like you. so therefore i am not incorrect.
JoY
02-18-2005, 08:22 AM
a dame..
a lady..
you use the word "dike" for the lady?

either way, "dike" & "dyke" can both mean a lesbian chick, or a flood defence.
& being a chick, who loves the penis, I can assure you I'm neither.

& even if I was; insult failed, NEXT.
pulse
02-18-2005, 08:27 AM
................... ''s#it''
JoY
02-18-2005, 08:29 AM
hey, sweetheart, I'll tell you what. you come back to me as soon as you've came up with something better, until then just think of what you've just said to me. repeatedly. because even someone with two extra chromosomes can pull something better out of his urethra.
pulse
02-18-2005, 08:32 AM
hey, sweetheart, I'll tell you what. you come back to me as soon as you've came up with something better, until then just think of what you've just said to me. repeatedly. because even someone with two extra chromosomes can pull something better out of his urethra.

It wasn't supposed to be some kind of smarty pants comeback. The topic was about favorite quotes, catchphrases. I just listed my favorite.

EDIT: Never mind, I see you wern't talking to me. Sorry :o
JoY
02-18-2005, 09:30 AM
It wasn't supposed to be some kind of smarty pants comeback. The topic was about favorite quotes, catchphrases. I just listed my favorite.

EDIT: Never mind, I see you wern't talking to me. Sorry :o
*smiles* no I wasn't, & it's okay.
Vicky
02-18-2005, 09:34 AM
aww bella, you know you're a big lesbian flood defence :( you won't ruin shatskaters dream about that, will you?
Anya82
02-18-2005, 12:25 PM
................... ''s#it''

oh, come on!! write it!!
just like this:

shit


see? it's easy! :)
lethlianian
10-21-2007, 01:37 PM
death is simple you cannot die of your own free will your death is chosen for you
0r4ng3
10-21-2007, 01:40 PM
"just use a mate of mines motto: fuck them and forget them"
Vera
10-21-2007, 02:39 PM
death is simple you cannot die of your own free will your death is chosen for you

"When you bump a stupid topic from two-thousand-fucking-five, make sure you bump it with something really brilliant and not this kind of retardedness"

I also like "I like nothing and I like that fine" - lolz guess who sang it you guys!
JohnnyNemesis
10-21-2007, 02:42 PM
"just use a mate of mines motto: fuck them and forget them"

I effing love it.
coke_a_holic
10-21-2007, 03:23 PM
Jesse: let's make babies.

I mean, I'm gonna fuck you and forget you.
Lizardus
10-21-2007, 03:47 PM
I am the law givah! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7HqqMRZ2I)
ruroken
10-22-2007, 11:25 AM
WHY!?!? god what did i ever do to you!? If you will notice, i said he LOOKS like a fag, I didnt say he WAS a fag. although he most likely is, and your a dike for being his friend. so i hope yall both die happily together in the lowest hottest part of hell thier is, you know, were the fags and dikes are. :)
...do I know you?
calichix
10-22-2007, 11:31 AM
a blot on one's escucheon. like a skeleton in your closet. a blot on your escucheon.
H1T_That
10-23-2007, 11:55 AM
"just use a mate of mines motto: fuck them and forget them"

Other variations include:

Fuck her then chuck her
Pump her then dump her
bone her the own her
etc etc etc
DexterHollandIsGod
10-23-2007, 12:01 PM
Most of the catchphrases from where we live are kinda specific to our group so you wouldnt really understand them unless you have heard of the legendary ROY WALKER!
H1T_That
10-23-2007, 12:04 PM
MR CHIPS !

Here's another catchphrase.
DexterHollandIsGod
10-23-2007, 12:06 PM
YES! Woo! People here have heard of Roy Walker!

This calls for a YouTube moment!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF1Jqj03KFA
H1T_That
10-23-2007, 12:09 PM
You do know i'm english, right?
DexterHollandIsGod
10-23-2007, 03:16 PM
Yeah, but still, most of my friends have never heard of Roy Walker.
H1T_That
10-23-2007, 03:19 PM
Yeah, but most of your friends will be like, 14 or 15 probably.
DexterHollandIsGod
10-23-2007, 03:20 PM
Yeah, good point.
wheelchairman
10-23-2007, 03:32 PM
My dad's a teacher. He wants to be Mr. Chips.

It's cute.