ruroken's 2000 post party

[Editor Of God]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html

go hear for end or the world stuff!!!!!!

[ruroken]

I'm there, dude.

[ruroken]

Took too long...

[Editor Of God]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dac.shtml

go hear to find out how to survive and atomic bomb by duck and covering

[Editor Of God]

Took too long...

no watch the whole think its really funny

[cowbell]

I'll go when I give a shit

[cowbell]

That was wierd......

[Editor Of God]

I'll go when I give a shit

who the fuck are you? and why are you using ruroken's avatar!!!!!!!!

[Editor Of God]

im guna go to bed

[ruroken]

That is me. It's an account I made when I had to wait 15 minutes before I could log on again...

[ruroken]

im guna go to bed
Now?!?!?! godd night.

[Editor Of God]

fuck you u fucking fucker for using gods fucking name in fucking vain bitch. fuck you you fucking fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ruroken]

fucking typos so fucking gay fuck fuck fuck :D

[Jack the Tripper]

mI sPelllI!n 1Z bedder DEN Yurz

[ruroken]

mI sPelllI!n 1Z bedder DEN Yurz
hehe hehe hej....

[ruroken]

YaY .

[ruroken]

YaY . I can smell it from here.

[Jack the Tripper]

Just thought you might wanna know about this
http://www.offspring.com/greatesthits (http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.php?s=Jack%20Tripper&magic_param)

[ruroken]

This too
get this damn party going again!! (http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.php?s=ruroken)

[ruroken]

You know you like me. :D

[ruroken]

Yeah. Especially me, though. :D :D

[ruroken]

I know she likes me because she gives me attention.

[notoriousdoc]

Yeah. Especially me, though. :D :D

bless! :p

[Editor Of God]

yay im awake agin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on a tabe and starts drinking and dancing*

[I don't know]

are there something now, or it's already over?

[ruroken]

This party'll never end. It just gets less fun for a while...

[I don't know]

heeheheheheheh, where's the beer? :D

[ruroken]

over there
*points to the beer*

[I don't know]

*drinks the beer* :D

[Jack the Tripper]

I Don't Know will have a 3000th post party soon.

[ruroken]

Everyone should the last post in "i have returned". It's hella funny!

[I don't know]

I Don't Know will have a 3000th post party soon.
yeah :D , should I make a party for that?

[ruroken]

yeah :D , should I make a party for that?
I won't get to go... but it'll never be as cool as this one!

[Amanda]

PARTY!!!! *grabs some beer and dances on top of a table* YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!
;) :cool:

[ruroken]

YAY!!!!!!!!!
Amanda's here!!!!!
YaY!!!!!!! :D :D

[Amanda]

Hey *hickups* Ruroken *hickups*!!!!! *Gives ruroken a lap dance* Ooopsie g2g! *Hides in some dark corner in fear of getting her ass kicked by Adriann*

[ruroken]

gah! :o
*nose bleed*

[_Amanda_]

*kills Adriann*
Now we have something to celebrate.

[ruroken]

grr... bastard...

[Amanda]

*uses her super magic powers to revive adriann* yay!!!!!! *drink booze* partyyyy! *drunk*

[_Amanda_]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Ruroken loves Adriann.

[ruroken]

YaY!!!!!
Adriann's alive again!!! :D

[Amanda]

*hangs up this banner that says ruroken+adriann=forever" *drinks more booze*

[_Amanda_]

Adriann and Rurkoken forever
Amanda and I don't know either for about 5 minutes
hehehehe :D

[ruroken]

gah! :o
T-that doesn't exist.... :o :o

[_Amanda_]

http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon13.gif

[Editor Of God]

yay people are friendly happy days. *dances some more on a table*

[_Amanda_]

Here's someone we can kill. http://weirdal.com/images/032704cc.jpg

[Amanda]

Yes! I agree imposter! U rule! Lets kill hiiiiiimmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ruroken]

Who is it? The picture won't show up on my computer...

[notoriousdoc]

Hey *hickups* Ruroken *hickups*!!!!! *Gives ruroken a lap dance* Ooopsie g2g! *Hides in some dark corner in fear of getting her ass kicked by Adriann*

hiccoughs it's spelt weird :p

[_Amanda_]

Who is it? The picture won't show up on my computer...
It's Weird Al, but he's making himself look like a retard.

[Editor Of God]

Amanda your imposters pretty smart! and lets kill that dude... but how... russian mofia?

[notoriousdoc]

where the hell is original "naked" psycho :confused:





























































































































































































































it isn't as fun without her! *sobs* :( :(

[ruroken]

Yakuza you dumbass!!!!

[I don't know]

I want a food fight :D

[Editor Of God]

where the hell is original "naked" psycho :confused: :confused: :confused:

shes not naked anymore i think

[notoriousdoc]

I want a food fight :D

*throws cake at i dont knows face*

[Editor Of God]

I want a food fight :D

hey we could smash bottles over each others head and see who gets knocked out first

[Amanda]

Yeaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *picks up a bottle of beer and throw it at rurokens head*

[I don't know]

*throws cake at i dont knows face*
hmmmm.... good cake *starts eating that* *throws everything that was on the table on notoriousdoc*

[ruroken]

AAHH!!! FUCK!!!
*blood flies everywhere*
shit....

[I don't know]

hey we could smash bottles over each others head and see who gets knocked out first
I liked the idea, heheheh, let's start :D

[notoriousdoc]

hey we could smash bottles over each others head and see who gets knocked out first

i did this once with a warthog and venus, saturn was away

[Editor Of God]

yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! *picks up bottle and smashes over own head*

[notoriousdoc]

hmmmm.... good cake *starts eating that* *throws everything that was on the table on notoriousdoc*

bastard my beard *sobs*

[Amanda]

*throws herself in a pile of broken bottles* oooh that'll hurt tomorrow! lmfao!!!

[Editor Of God]

hey im guna do an experiment. *poors alot of salt on Amanda*

[notoriousdoc]

*throws herself in a pile of broken bottles* oooh that'll hurt tomorrow! lmfao!!!

do u know that jack the tripper is is an imposter of yours? :confused:

[ruroken]

*plays the doom song*

[I don't know]

bastard my beard *sobs*
hehehehehehe, sorry :D

[ruroken]

hey im guna do an experiment. *poors alot of salt on Amanda*
Experimentation!!
*pours a LOT of gas on EoG and throws him in a gas chamber. Lights match, tosses it in*

[notoriousdoc]

bugger i gotta go say hi to naked psycho if she comes along please!







































































































































































































































































































































































































































































bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! :D :D :D

[Editor Of God]

yay fire!!!!!!!! hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhaha

[I don't know]

*faints*.........

[Rain Girl]

Choose from these 3 people for who we should kill

http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/005/366/5366863.jpg White Trash Faggot

http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/005/472/5472466.jpg The gayest band in existance

or
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mg/196029_thumb.jpg that faggot

[Amanda]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! *pain* wow....*half dead* kewl.....throw some more salt...hehehe. Btw, i know i have an imposter, and i dont care who he is i luv him newayz.

[ruroken]

Let us kill all of those fags.

[Amanda]

Nsync! Please please lets kill nsync!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down in excitement*

[ruroken]

*sharpens sword*
okay. We can go kill them now.

[Jack the Tripper]

Then we'll kill Vanilla Ice

[ruroken]

FUCK NO!!!
Ice is funny because he's stupid!!

[Jack the Tripper]

http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.jpgslapped!
* Jack Tripper slaps you around a bit with a large trout!

You feel the cold trout striking your face once again as you realize that you have already been slapped by Jack Tripper. So far, Jack Tripper has slapped a total of 66 people, you being one of them.

[I don't know]

let's kill evryone :D

[Amanda]

Yeeesss...*looking insane* first we take down that faggot group, then we finish off that mega faggot.....muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!! !

[ruroken]

no trout shit here, JtT

[Jack the Tripper]

let's kill evryone :D
Yep. I'll kill everyone. I'm first. *kills self*

[ruroken]

Feh.
*goes and chops off some heads*

[Amanda]

*picks up her chainsaw (borrowed from jason) and runs after next victim* Jack's already dead...Idontknow!!!!!!! Muahahahahaha!

[ruroken]

*stares at blood*
wait... this is a party...?

[Amanda]

hehehe a really fucking sick one but wtf.... :D

[ruroken]

You should've been here when it started.....

[I don't know]

*picks up her chainsaw (borrowed from jason) and runs after next victim* Jack's already dead...Idontknow!!!!!!! Muahahahahaha!
*starts running and stumbles on the table and dies*

[ruroken]

Everyone left a party to argue with a guy?!?! WTF?

[Amanda]

Screw that guy! Paaaaartyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

[ruroken]

YaY!!!
*jumps on table*
*table breaks*
OW!!!
Damn, I must be hella drunk...

[Amanda]

Im leaving the party, be back later maybe...cyazzz!!!!

[ruroken]

Damn, nobody's here...
bye...

[cowbell]

Man,let's get this shit started!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ruroken]

I'm bumping this because I need some happiness...

[Amanda]

Yaaaaahooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances on the table* Lol!

[ruroken]

YaY!!! HAPPY!!!
*Plays Genocide and thinks of a better tomorrow*

[ruroken]

*Plays It'll Be A Long Time*
:( :( :( :(

[ruroken]

Hey, this thread was rated!! :D :D :D :D
1 star!! YES!! Best rating I ever got!!!

[Amanda]

lol!!! Yaaaaaay!!!! *celebrates the new rating*

[ruroken]

Yay!!!!!!!!
*Also celebrates new rating*
:D :D

[Amanda]

*grabs some booze and drink away the sadness for not being able to be in ruroken's band*

[ruroken]

*watches*
uh... be careful not to get TOO drunk...

[Amanda]

*too drunk already* huh? what? mom, let me sleep a lil longer...*passes out on the floor*

[ruroken]

...damn...
you're the only one here...
*celebrates new rating even more, even if alone*

[Amanda]

Yaaaay! Hurrray for the staaaar....*passes out again*

[ruroken]

YaY!!!
The star is a sign from... someone...
that this party is great!!
*celebrates more*

[Amanda]

Yes! The star is a sign! *worships star*

[ruroken]

Uh...
I think you've had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much to drink....

[Amanda]

Thats a lie! *hickups* I'll tell u when i've had to much too drink and then mnetuyie rifjopwmn rkliosuew2jk niwakwmkql!!!!! Got it?! *drinks some more*

[ruroken]

*backs away*
um... I'll be in that corner...
yyyeeeaaahhhhh................

[Amanda]

*drinks the last of the vodka bottle* Adriann hates me! I've never done nething...*hickups* Ppl hate me for no reason!

[ruroken]

Nobody hates you........
Wait.... you're drunk...
*goes back in corner*

[Amanda]

Every1 hates me! Even ppl I've never talked to hate me!!! *searches for another vodka bottle* I wanna go into an alcoholic coma and die...

[Renegade6]

*come in birthday suit

I have crashed the party! Let's go streaking!

[ruroken]

Now, now... we don't... want you to die...

*hides all achohol*

[ruroken]

*come in birthday suit

I have crashed the party! Let's go streaking!
uh... you missed that part 2 days ago...

[Renegade6]

No worry! I have brought enough e-cake for everyone.

[ruroken]

:D YES!!! E-cake!!! SCORE!!!!!!!!!!

[ruroken]

Wait... where is it kept...? You're naked... :confused:

[Amanda]

*Takes off her top* I am...Whatever *hickups* Every1 hates me newayz...

[ruroken]

:o :o
*nose bleed*

[Amanda]

*puts top back on* Great, now Adriann will hate me more...*looks for beer* I wanna drink!!!!!

[Renegade6]

*Runs around in circles yelling, "Clarinet!"

[Amanda]

*runs after renegade yelling "timbeeeerrrr!!!!"*

[ruroken]

*watches, confused*

[Amanda]

*grabs ruroken by the arm and drags him with her while yelling "jeronimooooo"*

[ruroken]

:o :o
*nose bleed*

[Amanda]

U should see a doctor.... :D

[Renegade6]

*hands Ruroken a box of tissues and wears toilet on head

[ruroken]

thank you...
and... what the hell?

[Amanda]

*puts on a shirt that says "nerd power"* Go renegade!

[ruroken]

did you just...
*nose bleeds more* :o

[ruroken]

3 stars!!! YES!!!! SCORE!!!!

[Amanda]

Adriann! I should have left u, loooong before u used meeeee!!!! *drunk* I haaaate that song!

[ruroken]

Uh...
*changes song for fear of life*

[Amanda]

U can't change it! Im singing! Dammit respect my authority!!!! *jumps on pool* Im soooo drunk hehe....he...hehe

[ruroken]

Uh......
don't... drown.... please...

[Amanda]

*pushes ruroken into the pool* If i drown u save me! And don't argue, u ruined my song!

[Renegade6]

*Goes and buys a shirt from this guy

http://www.jinx.com/images/photos/radEB678.jpg

[ruroken]

Okay! I will!
*hopes she doesn't drown because I don't like responsibility of such high calibur*

[Amanda]

LOL! I love that shirt! I want that! Buy it for me!!!!!!

[ruroken]

Holy crap!!! That's the funniest damn shirt I've ever seen!!

[Amanda]

I want it sooooo baaaaad! *jumps on pool* Buy it for me or i'll drown myself! lol!

[Renegade6]

*Buys shirt for Amanda

[ruroken]

Thank god... I don't have to have the responsibility...

[Amanda]

Yaaaaay! Puts on her brand new non-geek shirt! I wanna wear it forever! *hugs renegade* yaaaaaaay!

[ruroken]

Uh... I'm not getting any attention now... :(

[Amanda]

*contamplates how ruroken didnt buy her the shirt and didnt wanna have to save her life if she drowned* :p

[ruroken]

Uh...
maybe I did...
but I'm not good at that stuff...
so...

[Amanda]

Yay i just reached 300 posts!!!! Yaaaaaay!!!!!! everybody congratulate me!!!! *jumps on pool with her brand new shirt and a bottle of sake*

[ruroken]

Congratulations!!
Don't drown!!

[Renegade6]

I just reached 90 posts! *pushes Ruroken into the pool

[Amanda]

Yaaaaaay! Thank u! *Cant be bothered to drown* I'll drown later when im not so buissy drinking...water wil ruin this drink...

[ruroken]

Damn you!!

[ruroken]

Now I'm wet...

[Amanda]

hehehe! ur all wet now!!!! *puts some strawberries in her drink and splashes water on ruroken*

[ruroken]

*cough*
Dammit, now there's more in my lungs...
*Splashes water on Amanda*

[Amanda]

Fuuuuckerrrr! *throws beer on ruroken* take that!!! lmao

[ruroken]

DAMN IT!!!!
*blood sprays from head*

[Renegade6]

*Hand Ruroken a helmet and a bandage

[Amanda]

Awww...hun I didnt mean to throw the whole bottle...sorry... :o

[ruroken]

It's okay... I hope...

I don't think this bandage is big enough...

[Amanda]

*gives ruroken some more bandages* i feel guilty *hickups* and drunk...

[ruroken]

It's fine. Thank you! :D

[Amanda]

*drinks the rest of the beer* i suck....

[ruroken]

*goes out and gets more beer*
that's impossible!

[Amanda]

And bring some vodka too!!! That stuff rules...

[ruroken]

Indeed.
*brings A LOT of every kind*

[Amanda]

Now where was i? *thinks* Oh yeah! "But i'll have the last laugh, when i see u walking with some other guy cause i know ur gonna end up all aloooooone, adriann i thought i knew you!!!" *drink half of everything ruroken bought*

[ruroken]

Damn... you drink stuff fast...

[Amanda]

Only when im already drunk! Im usually such a sober person... :D

[ruroken]

Yet I don't usually see you sober...

[Amanda]

this is the first time u've seen me drunk...

[ruroken]

What about when I first saw you?
*keeps misspelling in mind for fear of death*

[Amanda]

lol no, u don't get it. This is the first time u've seen me drunk...*waves something in ruroken's face in an attempt to hipnotyze him*

[ruroken]

Um...........................
*hypnotized*

[ruroken]

*drools*
*hypnotized*

[Amanda]

Yes! It worked! For the first time in history!!!! muahahaha i rule!!!! Lol Hey when did we first meet newayz?

[ruroken]

*hypnotized*
2 days ago I think...
*still hypnotized*

[Amanda]

Nah, u dont know nething ur hipnotyzed and ur drooling...*steals ruroken's beer* hehehe

[ruroken]

*hypnotized*
I knows nothing...
*still hypnotized*

[Amanda]

lol! *pokes ruroken* u ok? u look weird...

[ruroken]

*hypotized*
*drool*
am..... I.........?
*still hyponotized*

[Amanda]

*slaps ruroken really hard* snap out of it ur starting to scare meeee!!!

[ruroken]

OW!!
Damn it!!
Where the hell am I? :confused:

[Amanda]

Ur in scandinavia and u just married a nun! lol

[ruroken]

Crap!! How the hell did that happen? :confused:

[Renegade6]

The penguin pushed you into the airplane and you ate pizza.

[ruroken]

Sweet. i love pizza.

[ruroken]

Anyone who didn't come is a prick.
*unsheathes sword*

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

You know, because it'll be better than JtT's. Yeah!
Free invisible cake!!! And PIZZA!!! BACON!!!! All that other good stuff as well! :D :D

Heh. No one wanted to come to the real-life party then.

[ruroken]

I know. My parties suck. :D

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Indeed .

[dirtybird]

What did you expect?

[Amanda]

Hey! I see you've revived the party! So whats going on round here anyways?

[ruroken]

lots of shit. God, it's so boring when I'm not here. All I do is listen to American Idiot on the highest volume all day...

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Actually, most people greet your arrival with a groan and a shake of the head. Don't flatter yourself.

[ruroken]

Um....
good for them...?

[Amanda]

Lol we did have lotsa fun last night...

[ruroken]

What? Without me? Damn it...

[Amanda]

Sorry you werent around, but it was fuuuuun!

[ruroken]

Please direct me to them.

[Amanda]

huuuh??????

[ruroken]

Direct me to the fun threads.
Post a link.
Are you REALLY Amanda?

[Sinister]

hey ya'll, is there a party or sth going on ? can I get sugar high ? can I just sit and watch ya all have fun with your friends ? can someone explain to me what having a friend feels like ?

nm this post it was for fun

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I cannot believe this is still going on.

[Camilamazed]

What have I missed??? :D

[ruroken]

Getting Sugar High is what everything's all about. Do it until your heart explodes! :D :D

[Amanda]

You've missed alot of bullshit and tequila!

[ruroken]

What have I missed??? :D
If you miss more than me then I feel sorry for you.

Er... probably nothing.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

You've missed alot of bullshit and tequila!

She's missed nothing but made-up drinking!!

[Amanda]

You haven't missed that much ruroken...

[Camilamazed]

You've missed alot of bullshit and tequila!

Has anyone saved a little bit of tequilla for me???? :D

[ruroken]

I feel that I miss something fun every second I'm not here. I need to draw. Give me an idea. Er... I'll do that in a new thread...

[ruroken]

Has anyone saved a little bit of tequilla for me???? :D
Shit...
*goes and restocks everything for the continuation of the party*

[Amanda]

*drinks half of ruroken's stuff* Oops, i did it again...

[ruroken]

Damn it!!
I say that a lot...

[Amanda]

Uh oh...I hope I'm *hickups* not the cause...*hickups* of all that swearing...hehehe *puts on her beautiful non geek t shirt*

[ruroken]

Uh......
you're not....(?)

rule is pissing me off

[ruroken]

9 minutes left.

*cuts off the admin's head*

[ruroken]

*stabs the admin repeatedly*
Anyone going to join? It's fun. :D

[Amanda]

*picks up her chainsaw and cut the administrator into tiny lil pieces* Fuuuuun!

[turb0negr0]

... uh, what did the administrator do?

[Amanda]

Hes trying to kick ruroken out...or something like that...

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

*Shock*

Fancy that.

[Amanda]

lol!!! I wonder what he did to piss of the administrator...

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Ah, he was just himself. It was enough.

[Amanda]

I know but, was it the excessive posting? The drawing dead ppl hung by their intestine? The constant rambling bout killing his mother????

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

The collection, I think.

[Amanda]

Quite a collection lmao!!!

[Jackish]

That ruroken is being kicked out?

You know I've had a change of heart and I feel sorry for the little guy...

[notoriousdoc]

yeah this party was good once

[masticatingcow]

Some Ppl Call Me Max Or Mad Max!!!! Ive Heard A Lot About You^_^
Well Answer Me When You Can See Ya!!

[original_psycho]

Umm... I just clicked this out of pure curiosity and saw that stupid post...
Dubble yew tee eff?!

[Jimbob2005]

Ruroken ain't so bad

[ruroken]

Uh... it was because the post rule was annoying and I had 7 minutes left...

[ruroken]

*buys more stuff*

Must... continue...

[Camilamazed]

Haven't this party finished yet???

Whoa :D

[ruroken]

No. The party will NEVER finish. :p

[ruroken]

Now it's higher...

[_Amanda_]

I ran out of things to say with this username for now

[roruken]

http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif

[ruroken]

Yay!! RORU!!! Sadly, I have only 5 minutes left... :(

[ruroken]

*phoenix down*
MuhaMWAHANAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!