Do U People Even Know What Telekinesis Means?

[Telekinesis]

I'm am starting to think the people in these forums are a little ignorant so I'll test you guys. Do you even know what my username means? If not I should be proud that I'm smarter than you people considering I am one of the youngest people in the forums.

[Hyper nova]

Its to move objects with the power of your mind.

But wrong section mate.

[Dexter_italy]

I don't think a smart person would post a thread like this...........This is General Offspring Discussion, what of those 3 words you didn't understand General-Offspring or Discussion??

[Hypodermic_89]

Telekinesis is some kind of mind control with which you can move objects with your mind. the easiest way to train telekinesis is to try and bend forks with your mind.

BTW!!

are you basing your entire intelligence on one ord? just because you know what telekinesis means doesn´t mean that you are smarter than us. Do you know when USA celebrate their independence day? Do you know when Hitler died? do you know how long ww2 lasted? do you know who invented electricity? do you know what the chemical word for water is? Do you know who discovered America? where did he come from? What was he looking for? Who wrote Moby Dick? Who wrote Hamlet? Do you know the answer to any of these questions? don´t base your own intelligence, or anyone elses for that matter, on one word.

[offspringintenselyrock]

I bet you got it from Tenacious D didn't you?
"That's telekinesis Kyle"
If not,
How boring.
If so, Wonderboy is a great song!

[Jimbob2005]

I really don't care

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I'm am starting to think the people in these forums are a little ignorant so I'll test you guys. Do you even know what my username means? If not I should be proud that I'm smarter than you people considering I am one of the youngest people in the forums.

Being able to move stuff with your mind. It's hardly a difficult word. By the way..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/WrongForum.jpg

[Skate Rat 19]

Being able to move stuff with your mind. It's hardly a difficult word. By the way..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/WrongForum.jpg

ha ha ha
damn ten word minimum

[Piedude]

Old Emo Philips joke

"Any Telekenitics here raise my right hand"

[Noodles is gay]

If not I should be proud that I'm smarter than you people considering I am one of the youngest people in the forums.

do you even know where it came from? WITHOUT looking it up? Hummmm? No, i didn't think so.

Tis obviously from ancient Greek:

τελε meaning 'far'
κινεσις meaning 'movement'


You are not smart
You are not clever
You are not wise
You are merely inferior.

[Noodles is gay]

Do you know when USA celebrate their independence day? Do you know when Hitler died? do you know how long ww2 lasted? do you know who invented electricity? do you know what the chemical word for water is? Do you know who discovered America? where did he come from? What was he looking for? Who wrote Moby Dick? Who wrote Hamlet? Do you know the answer to any of these questions?

yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes

damn, i rock :cool:

[sk8ter-hater]

I'm am starting to think the people in these forums are a little ignorant so I'll test you guys. Do you even know what my username means? If not I should be proud that I'm smarter than you people considering I am one of the youngest people in the forums.
Google is my friend and he has resources.

[China Boy]

Telekinesis...
You know what?
Get a life!

[Tired_Of_You]

If at least Telekinesis could move his/her thread at the right place...

[Dead Cheerleader]

do you even know where it came from? WITHOUT looking it up? Hummmm? No, i didn't think so.

Tis obviously from ancient Greek:

???? meaning 'far'
??????? meaning 'movement'


You are not smart
You are not clever
You are not wise
You are merely inferior.

Noodles is gay, I love you so much. I looked at the post specifically to see if you responded because I knew you would parse it in Greek. That is so great. I don't have a Greek dictionary so I was looking in my latin one under "c" to try to find a cognate but it totally failed. So thanks for the enlightenment. I was planning on taking Greek this summer with a beautiful Classics boy but he switched to Greek Myth, that fucker. I just feel so empty inside knowing that I don't know Greek.

[greek]

i'm greek and as "noodles is gay" said telekinesis is a greek word and i agree completely with her!!!

[Dead Cheerleader]

I know isn't she brilliant. She's younger than me and she totally kicks my ass at Latin and Greek.

So you're from Greece? Do you know Ancient Greek? I want to come to your country this summer. Do you know of any medical studies going on there that I could participate so I could eat and stuff?

[greek]

yes, i'm from greece. i know ancient greek. we learn them since we are 13. i'm 17 so i don't know about studies or stuff like that! i only go to school every day!... sorry that i can't help u! :(

[Jack-offspring]

Telekinesis is some kind of mind control with which you can move objects with your mind. the easiest way to train telekinesis is to try and bend forks with your mind.

BTW!!

are you basing your entire intelligence on one ord? just because you know what telekinesis means doesn´t mean that you are smarter than us. Do you know when USA celebrate their independence day? Do you know when Hitler died? do you know how long ww2 lasted? do you know who invented electricity? do you know what the chemical word for water is? Do you know who discovered America? where did he come from? What was he looking for? Who wrote Moby Dick? Who wrote Hamlet? Do you know the answer to any of these questions? don´t base your own intelligence, or anyone elses for that matter, on one word.
Not very difficult questions. But considering this thread, i dare to doubt of its creator's capacity to answer. :D
And Noodles, we all know your some kind of genius, no need to rub it on us. :p

[original_psycho]

This thread just sucks without any of my posts in it.

[Dead Cheerleader]

yes, i'm from greece. i know ancient greek. we learn them since we are 13. i'm 17 so i don't know about studies or stuff like that! i only go to school every day!... sorry that i can't help u! :(

Dude no worries. That is awesome that you know Ancient Greek. Do you live in a city or on a farm? Props to your country...you have produced some very very hot boys...keep sending them over.

[greek]

i live in the second biggest city of greece. i don't know how to judge if one boy is pretty or not! but i know that we have beautiful girls!

[greek]

dead cheerleadr u have a private message from me... i say that just in case u haven't see it

[Dead Cheerleader]

What city is that? I'm from America, I don't know anything about foreign countries...remember.

I'm trying to read this University of Athens site to see if they have any medical experiemnts they want to do on me...but it's all in fucking Greek. Goddammit! See if I knew Greek this would not be a problem.

How do you say telephone or email in Greek? Wait I found it!

EREUNHTHS B’
ANAPLHR?TRIA KAQHGHTRIA
EPIKOUROS KAQHGHTHS

Can you read this?

[greek]

do u want to talk about these in private messages? cause those things have no relationship with the thread...

[Dead Cheerleader]

"The more Greek a fellow knows, the bigger a scoundrel he is." --Pater Ciceronis

[Noodles is gay]

^ heh.
"Oderint Dum Metuant"; live by that and you'll be fine.

Noodles is gay, I love you so much. I looked at the post specifically to see if you responded because I knew you would parse it in Greek. That is so great. I don't have a Greek dictionary so I was looking in my latin one under "c" to try to find a cognate but it totally failed. So thanks for the enlightenment. I was planning on taking Greek this summer with a beautiful Classics boy but he switched to Greek Myth, that fucker. I just feel so empty inside knowing that I don't know Greek.

*little bow*

ah, now you guys are just embarrassing me :o

you really must learn Greek - tis amazing. Couldn’t you do it without that beautiful classics boy? And get a dictionary! I got mine for £1.99 in a charity shop, I wish I had a Latin one though – it’s really irritating, I’ll have to get one. Check it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/greek.jpg
(i don't even know why that picture is on my computer...?)

i live in the second biggest city of greece.

That wouldn't be Thessaloniki, would it? I think that's the second biggest - after Athens.

And Noodles, we all know your some kind of genius, no need to rub it on us.

I love it! :D

[plookahontis]

i saw someone ask 'who invented electricity?' earlier... sorry to be a pedantic arsehole but electricity wasn't invented by a human, it is a result of various processes in nature (lightning strikes for example... hang on, there's an offspring song about that...). I know your point was to put the telekinesis dude in their place, but there you go. actually, telekinesis is a result of 'electrical' current in the brain of human beings (or other animals) doing something out of the ordinary, much the same as the movement of muscles and responses of nerves are the result of electrical impulses sent/received by the brain. basic carbo's (to the best of my knowledge, i'm a geologist not biologist) provide the fuel for the creation/strength of this current.

there we go... a pointless response from a pointless man,

cheers

[Dead Cheerleader]

Good point about electricity.

Bad point about telekinesis (in the conventional sense). It's a load of bullshit so giving some scientific explanation is completely frivolous.

Noodles is gay has like the biggest ego now, aww. If you get a dictionary, get Cassel's Latin-English. It is this putrid brown and yellow color but it is the best Latin dictionary ever. It gives you Greek cognates next to every word that is related to that language...although Latin was of course invented first...meaning those of us who know Latin and not Greek are better. Thank you.

Oh and I may learn Greek another time but I was REALLY looking forward to taking it with this fucking guy. Grrr..

[SkunkIt]

I'm am starting to think the people in these forums are a little ignorant so I'll test you guys. Do you even know what my username means? If not I should be proud that I'm smarter than you people considering I am one of the youngest people in the forums.Go jump off a building.

[Dead Cheerleader]

His daddy and mommy just didn't give him enough attention as a child, it's not his fault.

[Telekinesis]

Telekinesis is some kind of mind control with which you can move objects with your mind. the easiest way to train telekinesis is to try and bend forks with your mind.

BTW!!

are you basing your entire intelligence on one ord? just because you know what telekinesis means doesn´t mean that you are smarter than us. Do you know when USA celebrate their independence day? Do you know when Hitler died? do you know how long ww2 lasted? do you know who invented electricity? do you know what the chemical word for water is? Do you know who discovered America? where did he come from? What was he looking for? Who wrote Moby Dick? Who wrote Hamlet? Do you know the answer to any of these questions? don´t base your own intelligence, or anyone elses for that matter, on one word.

I know alot of those things

Benjemin Franklin Descovered electricity but nature invented it, Christopher Columbus descovered America but was looking for India (that's why native American's are called Indians), Willian Shakespeare wrote Hamlet and the chemical word for water is H2O. Keep in mind that I'm only 13 and in year 8 at highschool so I haven't learnt that much yet but I still know those questions, also I know more words like sardonic,cynical,sadism,distributive,polygamist,ph otosynthesis and many more. All the people in my class are so incredibly stupid. Once a chick in my class asked what a graverobber was and someone didn't know what primitive meant. Also this one chick is so stupid it makes me laugh. She didn't know what stubborn,avalanche,ignorant or pepper spray meant. I'm so smart :p also congrats to those of you who know what Telekinesis meant, I know what it means because of Charmed.

[Rye]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/WrongForum.jpg

You wasted a whole sheet of paper on that?

[offspringintenselyrock]

I know alot of those things

Benjemin Franklin Descovered electricity but nature invented it, Christopher Columbus descovered America but was looking for India (that's why native American's are called Indians), Willian Shakespeare wrote Hamlet and the chemical word for water is H2O. Keep in mind that I'm only 13 and in year 8 at highschool so I haven't learnt that much yet but I still know those questions, also I know more words like sardonic,cynical,sadism,distributive,polygamist,ph otosynthesis and many more. All the people in my class are so incredibly stupid. Once a chick in my class asked what a graverobber was and someone didn't know what primitive meant. Also this one chick is so stupid it makes me laugh. She didn't know what stubborn,avalanche,ignorant or pepper spray meant. I'm so smart :p also congrats to those of you who know what Telekinesis meant, I know what it means because of Charmed.
Aw it's not Tenacious D? borrrrrrriinnnngggg.

[offspringintenselyrock]

You wasted a whole sheet of paper on that?
Na he can use it again and again for other idiotic displays of idioticy!(yeah, I made that word up, but hey, it might exist!)

[Dave]

I know alot of those things

Benjemin Franklin Descovered electricity but nature invented it, Christopher Columbus descovered America but was looking for India (that's why native American's are called Indians), Willian Shakespeare wrote Hamlet and the chemical word for water is H2O. Keep in mind that I'm only 13 and in year 8 at highschool so I haven't learnt that much yet but I still know those questions, also I know more words like sardonic,cynical,sadism,distributive,polygamist,ph otosynthesis and many more. All the people in my class are so incredibly stupid. Once a chick in my class asked what a graverobber was and someone didn't know what primitive meant. Also this one chick is so stupid it makes me laugh. She didn't know what stubborn,avalanche,ignorant or pepper spray meant. I'm so smart :p also congrats to those of you who know what Telekinesis meant, I know what it means because of Charmed.


And now without the help of google :p

[offspringintenselyrock]

I was going to put something of that nature but I felt mean so I didn't :rolleyes:

[Noodles is gay]

^ no, he thoroughly deserves it.

Na he can use it again and again for other idiotic displays of idioticy!(yeah, I made that word up, but hey, it might exist!)

Idiocy is indeed a word.

Hey, isn't this crazy; i happen to know where that word came from too:

Latin idiota meaning ignorant person. :D

[Hyper nova]

You wasted a whole sheet of paper on that?

I think its photoshopped and it just a piece of paper with the words placed on after

[Piedude]

Christopher Columbus descovered America but was looking for India

Er, Christopher Columbus Discovered* the islands, never found the Mainland though, hence why its named America after Amerigo Vespucci’s...

[Hypodermic_89]

i saw someone ask 'who invented electricity?' earlier... sorry to be a pedantic arsehole but electricity wasn't invented by a human, it is a result of various processes in nature (lightning strikes for example... hang on, there's an offspring song about that...). I know your point was to put the telekinesis dude in their place, but there you go. actually, telekinesis is a result of 'electrical' current in the brain of human beings (or other animals) doing something out of the ordinary, much the same as the movement of muscles and responses of nerves are the result of electrical impulses sent/received by the brain. basic carbo's (to the best of my knowledge, i'm a geologist not biologist) provide the fuel for the creation/strength of this current.

there we go... a pointless response from a pointless man,

cheers

yeah i´m sorry i noticed that too today :D i´m just as stupid as Telekinesis.. i had the lightbulb in mind and i wrote electricity :S

[Hypodermic_89]

but my point is that Telekinesis shouldn´t say that she´s smarter that everyone else just because she knows what Telekinesis means.

[Flexing Wings]

I bet you got it from Tenacious D didn't you?
"That's telekinesis Kyle"
If not,
How boring.
If so, Wonderboy is a great song!

WONDER BOOYEEEEEEEEE what is the secret of your powers?

*fave quote from song:

"there the crevasse FILL IT ...

WITH YOUR MIGHTY JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIICE"

oh man you've so got me in the mood to listen to that!

[JohnnyNemesis]

I'm am starting to think the people in these forums are a little ignorant so I'll test you guys. Do you even know what my username means? If not I should be proud that I'm smarter than you people considering I am one of the youngest people in the forums.

Knowing the definition of some obscure word does not make you any smarter than anyone.

Oh, and you're a worthless fucktard, by the way. Die now. Take care.

[Camilamazed]

What a waste of time..... Why in the world will I woinder what his nickname means...... :rolleyes:

[0r4ng3]

You bring up a good question, telekenisis. now, i know this is difficult, but what does my username mean?

[Telekinesis]

And now without the help of google :p

YOU FUCKWIT! I didn't use Google! watching TV and Playing PC games. I learnt the scientific word for water in Science class, I learnt about Ben Franklin from a PC game, I learnt who wrote Hamlet from the book Antonio S. and the mystery of Theodore Guzmen (good book) and I learnt the thing about Chris Columbus from Horrible Histories (an educational cartoon) If I used google I would have answered all the questions. It hurts my feelings that you would ever question my intelligence! But no seriously I didn't use google

[Punk_Conspiracy]

YOU FUCKWIT! I didn't use Google! watching TV and Playing PC games. I learnt the scientific word for water in Science class, I learnt about Ben Franklin from a PC game, I learnt who wrote Hamlet from the book Antonio S. and the mystery of Theodore Guzmen (good book) and I learnt the thing about Chris Columbus from Horrible Histories (an educational cartoon) If I used google I would have answered all the questions. It hurts my feelings that you would ever question my intelligence! But no seriously I didn't use google

You think you're more intelligent because you learn the odd fact from playing games and watching TV?

Man...I hate you.

[China Boy]

Man...I hate you.

At least we both have something in common :p

[China Boy]

I am just a stupid girl who thinks im smarter than everyone else because I watch TV regularly. Now I'm just going to all the other forums and tell them im smarter than them. I am a real pain in the ass.

Now I agree with you, Telekinesis :D

[Guillermo90]

[QUOTE=Hypodermic_89]Do you know when Hitler died? QUOTE]
oh wait... i thot it was 4/20 but thats his birthday... well anyways 4/20!!! TOKE TOKE!!

[Telekinesis]

Now I agree with you, Telekinesis :D

Now who's stupid *stares at China Boy* First of all I never said that your a pretty clever con artist! second I'm not American so i would have said arse not ass. Fuck I hate America. Ooops did i just say that! Go ahead send in the hate mail!