My (An)nnoyance(-us)

[wheelchairman]

To the people who participate in the 'My Anus/My Pants/My Whatever' threads:

Please Stop. This isn't funny. It was slightly less than annoying when it first started. Now it's gotten to a point that is just mindnumbingly dumb. I know you people are generally entertained by the thought of having random objects in your anus. But this is the kind of humor that is really only amusing while drunk or high. If you like it while sober, then there is a serious problem.

Please stop, or my foot will be in your anus.

[Jimbob2005]

Please stop, or my foot will be in your anus.
Yes, that is right! You tell them.

I never contributed - I only responded in reference to that episode of Jackass

[wheelchairman]

Quiet you sycophant. All your posts lack intelligence. Take a break, read a philosophical book, I don't care which one, just sound smarter, and then start posting.

I mean, jesus you may be British, but with a name like JimBob you come off like my white-trash Uncles, and you certainly sound dumb.

[Jimbob2005]

Quiet you sycophant. All your posts lack intelligence. Take a break, read a philosophical book, I don't care which one, just sound smarter, and then start posting.

I mean, jesus you may be British, but with a name like JimBob you come off like my white-trash Uncles, and you certainly sound dumb.
Jimbob is a nickname given to me. Am I am not as stupid as you might like like to dumb me down as.

[Not Ozymandias]

I imagine they're the same people who STILL yell "Freebird!" at punk shows, 15 years after it stopped being funny.

That is all.

[wheelchairman]

Jimbob is a nickname given to me. Am I am not as stupid as you might like like to dumb me down as.
Yes, you are.

[Jimbob2005]

Yes, you are.
I say fair cop to idiotic posts, especially ones aimed at you, which is why I post less idiotic ones and create threads on more interesting, useful, or less pointless topics. But you don't know me personally so please don't go judging me.

I understand the fact that I never use intelligent words, but instead I use words like "sucks" and I use the word "fuck", and you have pointed that out. It may be true I lack some literate intelligence (even though I got a straight A for my English Literature) given that I, and in fact a lot of my friends and various people I know, don't read books.

[wheelchairman]

I don't know you, and I don't want to. I'm judging you based on your own actions so far. Let's see

Maybe I took TripBoy too seriously then.

It's not actual uniform, it is the strict rules relating to it that really gets me.

Interesting, I like your name.

Yes they are good. They are the "poppiest" band I listen to (in reference to later stuff) but still one of my second fave bands. Green day are wicked!

On Change The World

Check out my sig!

No you're not funny.

I choose you to degrade for utter idiocy!

He looks geeky but there is nowt wrong with him.
Shut up about it, please.

[Jimbob2005]

There is nothing wrong with using slang like "nowt" or "wicked" or even "sig" instead of signature. Contractions like "you're" instead of "you are" hardly matter. These informalities are used in everyday English, used by everyday English people, which is all I am. If you are referring to my very old posts, I will hang my head in shame (although I have forgotten about my old posts since I don't "dwell in the past"), but I see no major problem with what I have recently posted. I honestly don't see how using "big words" like "sycophant" should get you in hgh rankings on this forum. It is extremely clear that you don't like me or care fore me, but I just be myself, personally, no matter who I agitate.

[ninth]

used by everyday English people, which is all I am.
No, you're asian (see also: gook).
Also, stop being obsessed with me.

[Jimbob2005]

No, you're asian (see also: gook).
Also, stop being obsessed with me.
PART Asian, but a BRITISH citizen, so I am in fact English.

And I am not obsessed with you - I removed your quote from my signature, and I never really was obsessed with you :confused: anyway.

[Rye]

The In Your Pants thread was okay at first, but the humor died out of it after a few posts, and was destroyed after more threads popped up.

[JoY]

Jimbob, I've said it before & I'll say it again;
I know you're not experiencing the sweetest time in this topic right now, because you have two persons on your back, that are rather tough to shake (Per & ninth, you know he can't possibly win this - mean!), but it's for a reason.

you seem to have potential, still your posts are so incredibly, unbelievably uncreative.. you kiss people's butts, you agree with about everyone, you don't seem to have your own opinion, or personality.. & when I said this before, you had a comeback, saying "I could say the same about you." WHAT? lame, my dear. very, very lame.

[the drunken kitten]

I would suggest that you at least read a bit if the thread before making a remark. The "In your pants" thread was nothing more than adding those three words to the end of a song title and seeing what stupid statement it made. It had nothing to do with anal sex.

[JoY]

I would suggest that you at least read a bit if the thread before making a remark. The "In your pants" thread was nothing more than adding those three words to the end of a song title and seeing what stupid statement it made. It had nothing to do with anal sex.
very DRUNKEN. say it with me. under the influence of alcohol. I hope you were, when typing this.

[wheelchairman]

I would suggest that you at least read a bit if the thread before making a remark. The "In your pants" thread was nothing more than adding those three words to the end of a song title and seeing what stupid statement it made. It had nothing to do with anal sex.
Ah, so this is humor, you see, I live under a rock, in which the only people I talk to, are my various body parts, and thus, what I find funny, is something, that apparently normal people don't find funny. Well hot damn.

Jimbob- It had nothing to do with your grammar, it had to do with the fact that your statements are precisely what Joy said. It's like seeing posts by Ned Flanders.

[Jimbob2005]

Jimbob, I've said it before & I'll say it again;
I know you're not experiencing the sweetest time in this topic right now, because you have two persons on your back, that are rather tough to shake (Per & ninth, you know he can't possibly win this - mean!), but it's for a reason.

you seem to have potential, still your posts are so incredibly, unbelievably uncreative.. you kiss people's butts, you agree with about everyone, you don't seem to have your own opinion, or personality.. & when I said this before, you had a comeback, saying "I could say the same about you." WHAT? lame, my dear. very, very lame.
As much as I hate to admit, I am rubbish at comebacks, insults and originality and maybe I "kiss people's butts" because I do find their comments funny, and I agree with poeple because, well, I do. I would be myself and I hate to be a pushover, but when I have expressed some opinions I have been berated for supposedly being "moronic" and "faggoted in nature" (although it is down to the fact that I tend to express my opinion in the wrong way). My problem is that my originality sucks, and so I try not to get into an argument that 99.99% of the time I am guaranteed to lose. Unless it is serious, like TripBoy's racist comments, which I am not even taking that seriously now but is bragging at me for being a "slit-headed yellow monkey".

[Linda]

To the people who participate in the 'My Anus/My Pants/My Whatever' threads:

Please Stop. This isn't funny. It was slightly less than annoying when it first started. Now it's gotten to a point that is just mindnumbingly dumb. I know you people are generally entertained by the thought of having random objects in your anus. But this is the kind of humor that is really only amusing while drunk or high. If you like it while sober, then there is a serious problem.

Please stop, or my foot will be in your anus.

Stop your bitching about everything....it's getting annoying.

[Vera]

MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE.

:D :D lmfao!!!

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I would suggest that you at least read a bit if the thread before making a remark. The "In your pants" thread was nothing more than adding those three words to the end of a song title and seeing what stupid statement it made. It had nothing to do with anal sex.

Someone would have to be pretty darn stupid to find that thread funny.

Someone would have to be unbelievably, incredibly, MORTIFYINGLY stupid to not understand the thread.

We all know what it means, but that doesn't necessarily make it funny.

For example: I understand Bernard Manning.

[SkunkIt]

i started the "My pants" thing from a chain letter I got, not expecting anyone else to start something like it, I'm surprised it didn't stop a while ago, but some of those are still funny, but it's basically just a what are you listening to thread with "in my pants" at the end. The second thread, 'touched my weiner" was funny for a while too, but then these other threads came along.

[0r4ng3]

The "In my pants" thread is a classic
The "Up my anus" thread was stupid
The "Touched my wiener" thread made me want to injure myself (more than usual)

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

How are they any different from each other?

[0r4ng3]

It's the same idea as an impostor. The original (i.e., "Your Pants") was actually a good idea. The impostors (i.e., "Anus") killed the joke, even for the original.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Hmm. Obviously it's down to sense of humour.

[eye_pennies]

Well I lol'ed.