Ok.. So I'm Locked In My Room

[Gordie]

alright.. heres a funny storry for you


i came downstairs to my room earlier this evening to watch tv for a little bit, and once that was over, i decided it was time to go to bed, so i get up to go to the bathroom(across the hall) and to my surprise when i tried to turn the door handle, it just kept on spinning, and spinning, and spinning. Im totally lost as to what to do, i already unscrewed the door knob(luckily i had a screwdriver in here) and yah, i cant seem to get the door open, alas, i am stuck in my room, and i dont know how that happened.


ps. for those that are gonna say "maybe your buddy messed with the door".. the only ppl that have been around were my mom, dad, and little brother(not smart enough to do anything like that).. so ya, im fucked





i think ill call my mom on my cell phone tomorrow morning
"umm mom, im kinda locked in my room"

[wheelchairman]

I hope you really need to go to the bathroom. *makes watery sounds, splishy splashy etc.*

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[ninth]

As an insecurity guard I have utilized a Mountain Dew bottle.

[wheelchairman]

I once pissed out my window. Not nearly as good idea as it seemed at the time.

[Gordie]

yeah, speaking of having to take a piss.. i kinda have to go, but i think ill just sleep for now.

[wheelchairman]

You're not afraid of pissing yourself in your sleep? oh think of the embarrasment!

[ninth]

I used to urinate in my sleep all the time, but then I had an operation and I no longer urinated in my sleep. I was four or five years old and the doctors decieved me with lies about the teenage mutant ninja turtles in order to gas me, it was unkind.

[Dr.Faustus]

Thats a different approach.

So Gordie, are you still stuck in that room?

[ninth]

Yo, did you not notice me talking about getting an operation on my preschool penis?

[Dr.Faustus]

Yo, did you not notice me talking about getting an operation on my preschool penis?

I did notice, yes.

[Gordie]

Thats a different approach.

So Gordie, are you still stuck in that room?


yes, its 7am, im still here :s.. school in an hour and a half

[JoY]

Per, I love you.

[Dr.Faustus]

So now you're meant to be at school, are you there or didn't you manage to get out of the room?

[Eccentric Sara]

You're not afraid of pissing yourself in your sleep? oh think of the embarrasment!
Seriously,I couldn't imagine someone of our age group pissing themselves in their sleep! Surely most ppl have strong muscles down there to er,keep it in,right?!:D I can go to sleep needing a piss,wake up in the morning still needing a piss,not be arsed to get up and go to the bathroom, fall asleep again (still needing a piss),then wake up again and finally er,go! Don't find that difficult at all. Yay for strong pelvic floor muscles! :)

[RXP]

That's really bad for you. You should piss.

[Eccentric Sara]

Why is it bad for you? Surely exercising the pelvic floor muscles is a good thing?!!

[Eccentric Sara]

Oh.Well,never happened to me. I don't find that holding in a pee causes me any problems.

[Eccentric Sara]

I would always make sure I went to the loo straight before an exam.

[Eccentric Sara]

Here I am talking about piss and poor Gordie could still be locked in his room! Hope he managed to get out in the end! lol

[Eccentric Sara]

Oooooh, but tis not so easy... you want to have the hardest leak you ever had, empty yourself beforehand, but no, ev'rytime it begins, I say to myself: "Maria, now you're done for!"

I become a fountain after the bell has rung, but... however hard I try, I can't piss before.

Maria
Aw,that sucks! I never have that problem. Maybe you need to time when you have a drink. If you drink earlier on,and not straight before the exam,you will pee most of it out and won't need the loo when you're in the exam. Works for me. :)

[Eccentric Sara]

No, of course he did not. He's drowning in his urine as we speak. Press you ear to the screen & you'll hear his last gasp as he's struggling with death throes & his own water.

Maria
*Raises eyebrow* I knew he'd got out really! I was just trying to be sympathetic!

[the_GoDdEsS]

Hahaha, Per!

It happened to me once and I opened it with scissors. Then someone locked themselves in a bathroom and I broke in there too with a knife. I'd make quite a burglar.

[notoriousdoc]

crowbars are so passe, as you said, knives are the new thing.

[Not Ozymandias]

I once pissed out my window. Not nearly as good idea as it seemed at the time.
Pissing out your window is spectacular, it feels like the whole world has come apart. But then I have a flat roof by my bedroom window...

[Mr. Noodles]

alright.. heres a funny storry for you


i came downstairs to my room earlier this evening to watch tv for a little bit, and once that was over, i decided it was time to go to bed, so i get up to go to the bathroom(across the hall) and to my surprise when i tried to turn the door handle, it just kept on spinning, and spinning, and spinning. Im totally lost as to what to do, i already unscrewed the door knob(luckily i had a screwdriver in here) and yah, i cant seem to get the door open, alas, i am stuck in my room, and i dont know how that happened.


ps. for those that are gonna say "maybe your buddy messed with the door".. the only ppl that have been around were my mom, dad, and little brother(not smart enough to do anything like that).. so ya, im fucked





i think ill call my mom on my cell phone tomorrow morning
"umm mom, im kinda locked in my room"


I got stuck in my room once.
There was a crack in my door.
I stuck a curtain rod into it and made it bigger.
Then, I used the curtain rod as a support beam, to hold up the crack and make a hole which I crawled through.
I had to use something (i don't remember what it was) to pry the door open liek a crowbar.

[Not Ozymandias]

This message is hidden because Mr. Noodles is on your ignore list.
I don't know why this is the case, but I imagine it's for a good reason.

[RedSlayer]

he either got out or he killed himself

[Gordie]

well for those that care.. i got out of my room by crawling out of the window and my dad fixed the door after school.. i got to school on time and all that good stuff :cool:

[panzor41]

yay........?