JohnnyNemesis

[ruroken]

You are the greatest member. I'm against appreciation threads, but you're too damn great.

I almost finished Catcher In The Rye (fuck underlining!!), and his Egyptian report will be my sig. I love that book. It's amazing. What else do you recommend for me to read?

[JoY]

oh jaysus, crawl the fuck out of his butt.

[Kodama]

Pfft. If you don't like him...

[JoY]

Pfft. If you don't like him...
THEN what?

[Kodama]

THEN what?
I am not autherized to finish that sentence.

[JoY]

I am not autherized to finish that sentence.
what? is daddy looking over your shoulder?

& for anyone who feels like being a fucking grammar-whore, fix that one for me.

[Kodama]

what? is daddy looking over your shoulder?

& for anyone who feels like being a fucking grammar-whore, fix that one for me.
Nah, it just annoys people. I don't feel like being annoying.

[nitropenguin!]

Ruroken, you are a sorry suck-up.

[ruroken]

Ruroken, you are a sorry suck-up.
You have to point out the obvious? Hmmmmmmm......................
worshipping..................

[Vicky]

Ruroken, you are a sorry suck-up.

if you hadn't noticed, 90% of the people on this bbs suck up to other people who suck up

[Just a Girl]

why isn't anyone else confused by the fact that the post is called JohnnyNemesis but ends with him asking for book recommendations?

[JoY]

if you hadn't noticed, 90% of the people on this bbs suck up to other people who suck up
omg, you're so entirely right! you're so much better than all of us!!
I was blind before, but you've opened my eyes. I can finally see.

[ruroken]

why isn't anyone else confused by the fact that the post is called JohnnyNemesis but ends with him asking for book recommendations?
You should be here more...

[JoY]

You should be here more...
fact.



yeah. & stuff.

[Vicky]

omg, you're so entirely right! you're so much better than all of us!!
I was blind before, but you've opened my eyes. I can finally see.

exactly like that. but less sarcastic and with more <333333333333333333333333 unstable tall icecreams.

[JoY]

hahaha, as a matter of fact, when I first joined the board, I seriously used to think they were ice-creams. like some people just kept giving each other e-ice-creams as a token of their appreciation.

[Vicky]

hahaha, as a matter of fact, when I first joined the board, I seriously used to think they were ice-creams. like some people just kept giving each other e-ice-creams as a token of their appreciation.

there should be a heart smilie instead of that stupid lame icecream, <£333333333111111111333333333333333333

[JoY]

I'm actually quite fond of the ice-cream. *smiles*

BUT Joe's self-created red pumpin' Isa-heart just kicked every heart's butt.

[Kodama]

I am the ghost of the BBS.

[Vicky]

I'm actually quite fond of the ice-cream. *smiles*

BUT Joe's self-created red pumpin' Isa-heart just kicked every heart's butt.

my favorite icecream is hmm, strawberry with lemon, thats yummtastic

[Vera]

I'm Johnny's wife-to-be, so I can tell you to read Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk next.

[Endymion]

my favorite part of that book is when he's arguing with the taxi driver about what happens to the ducks and fish when the lake freezes over.

[Just a Girl]

oooo i love that book. possibly preferred survivor though

[Ellie]

Anyone who calls himself SecretAgentPants is pretty aces with me.

[ruroken]

I'm Johnny's wife-to-be, so I can tell you to read Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk next.
Thank you. I shalst check it out.

[coke_a_holic]

I prefer to be an ass than to suck up. I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm never going to meet any of you. Everyone lives in England, and I'm stuck in the fucking States.

[notoriousdoc]

I prefer to be an ass than to suck up. I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm never going to meet any of you. Everyone lives in England, and I'm stuck in the fucking States.

What about me? I live in a pineapple under the sea with pixies and lepracauns and sugar plums and princesses with nice asses! Where vallium is plentiiful and legal, marijuana too! Where the dead go on holiday, they pack thier bags and come to my house! With fairy cakes and strange voodoo dolls depicting Tripboy
on a cross scattered all around them

http://www.climbing.co.za/gallery/nutter.jpg

[JoY]

stuck?
first off; you can go anywhere you like, if you have the money. which is make-able. money.
secondly; I can't see how you can get stuck in the States. fucking hell, you've got an entire continent to travel through.
then last but not least; there are tons of people on this board, who are from the States.

& then something random; I kind of like you.=)

[Mentally_Challenged]

there should be a heart smilie instead of that stupid lame icecream, <£333333333111111111333333333333333333

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Alt + 3 with Num lock on :P

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[sitdyneshelagh]

if you want to piece somebody, don't suck up - it's just annoying.

see, at least mine was a constructive comment.

[DirtyMagical]

if you hadn't noticed, 90% of the people on this bbs suck up to other people who suck up


...and this is why those 90% percent aren't very much respected by rest.

[Vicky]

...and this is why those 90% percent aren't very much respected by rest.

*shrug* i don't respect them, i don't particularly like em, but the ones who bum each other, eeesh. its kinda pathetic, really

[DirtyMagical]

shit\\ i had too little sleep today to form my own sentenses,and frankly i can't even begin to understand anything said by others.. hehe.
bum each other?
i just might be retarded enough today to not understand what you meant by that? anal sex? aahahahaha am i making sense? im really out of it...= P

[ninth]

Yes, anal sex.

[Vicky]

shit\\ i had too little sleep today to form my own sentenses,and frankly i can't even begin to understand anything said by others.. hehe.
bum each other?
i just might be retarded enough today to not understand what you meant by that? anal sex? aahahahaha am i making sense? im really out of it...= P

haha sorry, just means suck upto each other, i say it a lot irl, so yeh :p

[DirtyMagical]

haha sorry, just means suck upto each other, i say it a lot irl, so yeh :p

okay good hahaha . sorry im really "not present" at the moment. But yes, I understand now!)) and agree)

[Homer]

Hi, I'm Homer.

[HornyPope]

No, i'm pretty sure she did mean anal sex.

[ninth]

Definitely anal sex.

[LordOfdEAthAndTime]

You are the greatest member. I'm against appreciation threads, but you're too damn great.

I almost finished Catcher In The Rye (fuck underlining!!), and his Egyptian report will be my sig. I love that book. It's amazing. What else do you recommend for me to read?

HEY RUROKEN! WAS UP?! LIKE MY SIGNATURE?! MUAHAHAH

[Vicky]

okay good hahaha . sorry im really "not present" at the moment. But yes, I understand now!)) and agree)

haha alrite, good :p i'm just used to people knowing what i mean i guess :D

[Skate Rat 19]

has johnny even posted here yet

[JoY]

no. but like it matters. I don't see why he should.

[coke_a_holic]

He's probably embarassed he's being mentioned by someone as unimportant as Ruroken. He might make a new handle and cover his tracks with a new identity.

[JoY]

He's probably embarassed he's being mentioned by someone as unimportant as Ruroken. He might make a new handle and cover his tracks with a new identity.
*giggles*
that's indeed a possibility.

[ninth]

Ruroken is just lusting for a piece of the Nemesis.

[JoY]

ooh, isn't everybody?

[ninth]

Uh, of course?

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Hehe. This topic made me laugh. Obviously ruroken must be having a change of direction.. he wishes to be in with us "conceited" people.

[JoY]

Hehe. This topic made me laugh. Obviously ruroken must be having a change of direction.. he wishes to be in with us "conceited" people.
*gasp*

oh no! not the conceited people!

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Maybe we are conceited. But never mind, ruroken still wants to be our buddy.

[JoY]

I guess then we have a reason to be conceited. hell yeah.

[coke_a_holic]

I find ruroken hilarious in a way. He's so damn pathetic it's funny. The way he seeks approval from the BBS. It's amusing.

[Isolated Fury]

I find it quite depressing.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

He found acting like an asshole didn't work, now he's trying to suck up. I wonder what he'll try next?

Probably impostering. That's what Jack did next.

[Isolated Fury]

Or maybe he could start acting like a normal person? :rolleyes:

[0r4ng3]

Or maybe he could start acting like a normal person? :rolleyes:
That would be a good idea, but I don't see it happening.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Or maybe he could start acting like a normal person?

Heavens no! Surely you jest!

[Isolated Fury]

Heavens no! Surely you jest!

Wow...You're right. What on Earth was I thinking? I'm afraid I've gone mad.

[coke_a_holic]

Consider electro-shock therapy. It worked for me. Kinda.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Difference is, yours was accidental. =P

[coke_a_holic]

It actually was. I stuck a pair of scissors into the electrical socket during biology. True story. Gave everyone within a few feet a small electrical shock. I didn't even get in trouble.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I once ate a Bunsen burner.

True story.

[coke_a_holic]

I'm sure you did. How was it? I would have mine with powdered sugar.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

No, I did. Had it with some Worcester sauce. Was on at the time too.

[coke_a_holic]

That sounds truly awesome. I'll try it sometime.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Nah, I wouldn't. I started mutating. Now I am infact a big Bunsen burner with a face.

[coke_a_holic]

That sounds truly awesome. I'll try it sometime.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I have a blue flame for a head.

[coke_a_holic]

That is just awesome. That's my new aspiration... To be a mutant bunson burner with a flame for a head.

[JohnnyNemesis]

As far as people lusting over me goes, do continue to preach the good word, buddies. When Isa Isa and Dr. ninth aren't telling it on the mountain, I dunno what I'll do.

Sucking up or not, ruroken, I'm really glad that you like the book so much and I'm happy I helped in whatever way. The book had a huge impact on me at your age when I desperately needed someone to relate to the way you do. So you're welcome.

What almost everyone else said is true too though, so cool it and just be yourself already. Less effort on your part would lead to more fun + some respect.

What's this? Johnny being nice? Holy cow!

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Ah, you're always nice Johnny. Sometimes, people need tough love. Sometimes, they need the soft warming touch of a Dominican-American from the Bronx. It's all such a beautiful story.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Ha! Humorous, yet too too true.

I almost forgot ruroken, you might enjoy "Franny and Zooey", also by J.D. Salinger. It's a little tougher than that book (as far as vocabulary), but about as good.

[JoY]

Ah, you're always nice Johnny. Sometimes, people need tough love. Sometimes, they need the soft warming touch of a Dominican-American from the Bronx. It's all such a beautiful story.
aww, that made me all warm & fuzzy inside.

[Anya82]

I just love Johnny :)
you rule, man! :D

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

aww, that made me all warm & fuzzy inside.

I have that effect upon attractive women.

[coke_a_holic]

<Awkward silence>

[JohnnyNemesis]

I have that effect upon attractive women.

Only when you talk about the warmth I provide!

I just love Johnny :)
you rule, man! :D

*hug*

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Only when you talk about the warmth I provide!

I wish I had my own warmth. Must I be destined to be as cold as a stone for ever?

[Anya82]

*hug*

cute!!!! <3

i want a JohnnyNemesis of my own!
hehehe :D

[JoY]

I wish I had my own warmth. Must I be destined to be as cold as a stone for ever?
man, you're English.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I'll take that as a yes.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I wish I had my own warmth. Must I be destined to be as cold as a stone for ever?

'Fraid so, since you're always bringing the unholy nights and all. The women still flock to you though!

cute!!!! <3

i want a JohnnyNemesis of my own!
hehehe
Whoa! JohnnyNemesis dolls! THERE is an idea! Half the BBS would hug me like crazy, the other half would burn it effigy-style, but either way it would make SERIOUS cash!

And just think of what all the ladies 'round here would do with the doll! -wink wink- *

*I must apologize for that. That was just wrong!

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Dammit Rick, we can't re-create you as a doll! We couldn't capture the real essence of JohnnyNemesis in latex!

JohnnyNemesis in latex. There's an image.

[JoY]

I'd stick you somewhere inappropriate.

*nudge nudge*

[JoY]

Dammit Rick, we can't re-create you as a doll! We couldn't capture the real essence of JohnnyNemesis in latex!

JohnnyNemesis in latex. There's an image.
kalsdjgasdgn, oh my fucking god.
hahahahahahaha! that made me laugh & rowr at the same time.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I'd stick you somewhere inappropriate.

*nudge nudge*

When it comes to you and I, lady, everywhere is appropriate.

...That was supposed to sound way more romantic and way less rude than it did!

JohnnyNemesis in latex. There's an image.

Heh, yeah! Woo, that'd be crazy, eh? Yep...

*casually switches from latex full body suit to spandex*

[Anya82]

Whoa! JohnnyNemesis dolls! THERE is an idea! Half the BBS would hug me like crazy

And just think of what all the ladies 'round here would do with the doll! -wink wink- *



i want one!!!!! :D

[JohnnyNemesis]

Send in that money order for $19.95 (plus $4.95 shipping and handling) now, and I'll throw in a collection of caps! Collect them all today!

[Anya82]

okay!! :D
weeeh!!!

a whole JohnnyNemesis of my own!!!! just for me!!!
all the girl will envy me! :D

[Camilamazed]

Me wants too :D

[JohnnyNemesis]

Cammy gets one for free, if she does anything close to what Isa Isa did with her JohnnyNemesis doll.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Syba? w00t.

[Homer]

Fight back the impulse.

[Camilamazed]

Cammy gets one for free, if she does anything close to what Isa Isa did with her JohnnyNemesis doll.

What did she do??????? :confused:

[JohnnyNemesis]

I'd stick you somewhere inappropriate.

*nudge nudge*

:D .

[JoY]

*wide grin*

I don't know what to say. everything that wants to leave my lips is extremely unromantic & would prove me the perv that I am.

[JohnnyNemesis]

And that fact make mes wanna hug you that much more.

[DirtyMagical]

haha alrite, good :p i'm just used to people knowing what i mean i guess :D


hey dude, no worries! Had I not smoked some really good pot that day chances I would've understood you! It was obvious.
No I swear!))

[JohnnyNemesis]

DM, do you have your JohnnyNemesis doll yet? You get a discount.

[DirtyMagical]

DM, do you have your JohnnyNemesis doll yet? You get a discount.



Oh! That's absolutely maahrvelous daahling!
How much do I get off??
Can I have 2 bucks off? Actually you could just make it 15 percent off... So it's same price as if there was no taxation on it)))

Actually I just remembered something,
*looks down, nudges scratches the back of the head*
I'm broke as fuck.... Could I um... spot? my Johnny Nemesis doll?
Need my fix, yet can't support the financial part of it!=P

Any crack whores for your Johnny dolls yet?
I could have sworn I saw two just walking by?
Isn't it tooo early for them to be out!?

[JohnnyNemesis]

I've gotta be honest...you won me over the minute you typed in "maahrvelous daahling!" Yours is free!

And what you saw there were potential JNdoll crack whores. They were dropping off their applications, and if I like what I see, I might call them back for a second interview. It takes a lot to be a crack whore for this doll.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I hope that "can" and "anyday" were mistakes, and that you really meant to type "will" and "everyday".

[ruroken]

I find ruroken hilarious in a way. He's so damn pathetic it's funny. The way he seeks approval from the BBS. It's amusing.
You see, this has been my point. Everyone truly does find me entertaining from how pathetic I am.

[ruroken]

Or maybe he could start acting like a normal person? :rolleyes:
Possibly. :D

[ruroken]

As far as people lusting over me goes, do continue to preach the good word, buddies. When Isa Isa and Dr. ninth aren't telling it on the mountain, I dunno what I'll do.

Sucking up or not, ruroken, I'm really glad that you like the book so much and I'm happy I helped in whatever way. The book had a huge impact on me at your age when I desperately needed someone to relate to the way you do. So you're welcome.

What almost everyone else said is true too though, so cool it and just be yourself already. Less effort on your part would lead to more fun + some respect.

What's this? Johnny being nice? Holy cow!
:confused: But you always are...

[ruroken]

*dies*
(goddammit those last pages suck)

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

For fuck's sake, you can make more than one point in one post, you know.

[0r4ng3]

For fuck's sake, you can make more than one point in one post, you know.
Yes, but isn't ruroken the one who had 3000 posts in a week?

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Well, in about a month, yeah. Good point.

[DirtyMagical]

I've gotta be honest...you won me over the minute you typed in "maahrvelous daahling!" Yours is free!

And what you saw there were potential JNdoll crack whores. They were dropping off their applications, and if I like what I see, I might call them back for a second interview. It takes a lot to be a crack whore for this doll.

=)))
You should really let me look over, and "okay" your list of finalists)
I'm sure you could you another opinion, and for my opinion, you could allow me to sample the JNdoll wares)

[TripFag]

You are the greatest member. I'm against appreciation threads, but you're too damn great.

I almost finished Catcher In The Rye (fuck underlining!!), and his Egyptian report will be my sig. I love that book. It's amazing. What else do you recommend for me to read?
Get your tongue out his ass.

[JohnnyNemesis]

=)))
You should really let me look over, and "okay" your list of finalists)
I'm sure you could you another opinion, and for my opinion, you could allow me to sample the JNdoll wares)

Sounds good! Look over my finalists, samples the JNdoll wares, sample the JNdoll, then sample JN!

That was nowhere near as sneaky or subtle as intended.

[Rye]

Dammit Rick, we can't re-create you as a doll!

If we gave him life like posting action and his own quotes, we could.