These Things I Believe Part 6 (You know you missed it)

[JohnnyNemesis]

Yeah, you know about these.

-Steve Nash is one of the ugliest players in the NBA. Hell, he's just a hideous man all around.

-The Simpsons seasons 5-9 are undoubtedly the peak of comedic timing, subtlety, and genius. And just all around entertainment.

-Ignore lists are for the weak.

-Shut the fuck up about "chavs", for the love of God. No one else cares about your class wars.

-My girlfriend and I need a romantic yet affordable getaway somewhere close to NYC but not too close. Boston is an option. We'll be going somewhere on Saturday with hardly any plan. Please provide suggestions if you're familiar with NorthEast U.S.

-As far as meat preferences go: Chicken > Pork > Lamb > Beef > Goat. Yeah, I said it.

-Vietnamese barbecue is the best.

[Noodles is gay]

-As far as meat preferences go: Chicken > Pork > Lamb > Beef > Goat. Yeah, I said it.

what about duck and rabbit? They're both damn good. Or veal even?

[Mentally_Challenged]

Mmmm....Duck.... =D

[Sunny]

As for the getaway, Lake George is pretty as hell, if you're into that kind of thing (being close to nature on an island (no people, woo) and holding hands and uhhhh hippy stuff). look:

http://mitoc.mit.edu/trip_reports/2004-09-24-FallLakeGeorge-Rebecca/Lake_George.png

ignore this if you're thinking of going to urban areas. ;p new hampshire has nice beaches. hrrrrm. bah. good luck! my fiance and i are planning a getaway sometime in August, it should be fun.

ignore lists do suck. as does the constant chav-talk.

goat? i've never had goat. and i don't wanna try it. ;[ tortured baby cows... i mean veal... is pretty good. then again i don't eat meat.. right.

[Chris]

I'd pretty much agree with that order, pork chops are great - but duck would top them all when its cooked just right - especially with rock salt over it whilst cooking so that the skin tastes *so* good

[JohnnyNemesis]

Jenny and Chris: I've never had duck, but that sounds extremely tasty, especially the rock salt part. I have a pet rabbit that I love, so I'm not interested in eating bunnies, that's for sure.

TTIG:Vietnamese BBQ does rule, I know a few great places over here. Barbecued lime chicken and vermicelli = teh yumz.

Lake George sounds like an awesome idea, Sunny! I'm going to definitely ask my lady what she thinks of that...it'll be good to have a bunch of urban options along with a place like that. I'd thank you with a nice plate of goat if you were interested =P

[Tizzalicious]

I like these topics! Too bad I missed 4 out of 6 =/

[the_GoDdEsS]

I'm with you on the chav-talk and the ignore lists. I've never had anyone on mine.

Also, chicken beats everything. Yum.

[Chris]

Jenny and Chris: I've never had duck, but that sounds extremely tasty, especially the rock salt part. I have a pet rabbit that I love, so I'm not interested in eating bunnies, that's for sure.


You think eating rabbit is bad, when my sister stayed over in Belize for six months, she ate guinea pig!




i've had to keep her away from the pet hamsters just incase....

[Sunny]

Jenny and Chris: I've never had duck, but that sounds extremely tasty, especially the rock salt part. I have a pet rabbit that I love, so I'm not interested in eating bunnies, that's for sure.


duck is good. chinese duck. EATING BUNNIES IS AN ABOMINATION.

http://scruss.com/blog/archives/tiny_bunny.jpg

how could you possibly eat such a bundle of fluff and cuteness, you heartless shits?

[Tizzalicious]

Awwwww that's so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoY]

aw, sunnies, that's the fluffiest little ball of fluff EVER.<3

I agree on the "chavs" & kind of when it comes to the ignore-list. sometimes the ignore-option seems to make my life a hell of a lot easier. I can ignore without a list, but it makes skipping through worthless posts just so much more pleasant.

[Gordie]

Turkey>Chicken > Pork > Lamb > Beef > Goat.

mmm. turkey

[JoY]

deer>cow>lamb>fish>chicken.

nothing else belongs in that list. pork is fucking greasy & ..*shudders* I like it from time to time, but it'll never be my first choice.

[Tizzalicious]

Deer! :(

Yeah, I'm one of those hypocrits who doesn't eat cute animals. Or anything that has the name of the animal in the name of the meat. Or anything that looks too "meaty".

[JohnnyNemesis]

I'm glad you like 'em Tizz...there will be more I'm sure!

Lamb shouldn't have been so high on my list, but aside from that, everything else stays put! Duck sounds delicious though.

Turkey though? Bah! That's not even on my list, and there's a reason for that! The most boring meat there is.

aw, sunnies, that's the fluffiest little ball of fluff EVER.<3
For the record, quotes like these are the reason I love Isa Isa so much.

[live_fast_gurl]

deer>cow>lamb>fish>chicken.

nothing else belongs in that list. pork is fucking greasy & ..*shudders* I like it from time to time, but it'll never be my first choice.
agreed . :p

[Tizzalicious]

Duck doesn't sound delicious! It sounds like an animal that goes: "Quack quack".

[Sin Studly]

EATING BUNNIES IS AN ABOMINATION.

how could you possibly eat such a bundle of fluff and cuteness, you heartless shits?

First you dig a shallow pit under the entrances of their warrens. Then you set the metal clawtrap, set it into the pit, layer toilet paper over it and lightly cover it in dirt. When you come back the next morning, you take the rabbit by the back of the neck, unspring the trap, and smash it's skull with a small rock or large piece of wood. Then you push the urine out of it's bladder, slit it's throat and hold it upside down until it bleeds out. Saw off its head and feet at this point, then slice the skin around it's midsection and peel off both halves of its fur like gloves. Make a shallow verticle incision from the bottom of it's ribcage, down to it's groin. Hold it by whats left of it's hind legs and flick it like a whip, it's intestines will fly out. Aim away from any nearby friends. Slice out it's stomach and any remaining viscera in the abdomain. Then you have to crack open it's sternum to cut out it's heart and lungs. After that it's simply a question of butchering it, seasoning it and cooking it. It's excellent in curries or stews, or roasted with rosemary and garlic.

Delicious.

[JoY]

Tizzster; the deer we eat, hunbuns, is shot by hunters. they lead a free life in the wild & at least didn't live with a million in a space the size of my studentroom, like your steak & filet did. =)

when I was younger I used to refuse to eat lamb, because it's a tiny sheep, bouncy hopping around in a field. *tear* I got over myself, when my mother told me she bought them from a farmer we know well. because seriously, if I would stop eating lamb, because it's sad.. I'd have to stop eating ALL kinds of meat.

[Tizzalicious]

the deer we eat, hunbuns, is shot by hunters. they lead a free life in the wild & at least didn't live with a million in a space the size of my studentroom, like your steak & filet did. =)

when I was younger I used to refuse to eat lamb, because it's a tiny sheep, bouncy hopping around in a field. *tear* I got over myself, when my mother told me she bought them from a farmer we know well. because seriously, if I would stop eating lamb, because it's sad.. I'd have to stop eating ALL kinds of meat.

I knoooow...that's why I think I'm such a hypocrit...but I can't help it =/ If something looks a tiny bit red, or sounds too much like the animal, I start thinking about the animal too much (when someone mentions the animal too), I can't eat it anymore...so I just pretend I'm not eating animals. Hypocrit, but I like it too much to be a vegetarian completely.

[Noodles is gay]

^ what about when people put a chunk of meat on their fork and move it across the table making the respective animal's noise...hehehe


Rabbit is very nice indeed - duck is perhaps a little better when cooked perfectly though. I had a duck sandwich the other day...so good!

lamb = duck > rabbit > beef > chicken > pork > veal

[JoY]

agreed . :p
you know it girl.

[Tizzalicious]

^ what about when people put a chunk of meat on their fork and move it across the table making the respective animal's noise...hehehe




That would definitely put me off it straight away!

[Sin Studly]

What if you had to kill your own food?

[JoY]

What if you had to kill your own food?
she'd probably search for mushrooms, milk, nuts & eggs instead.

[Sin Studly]

And after a few days of starvation, she'd be running bloodstained and naked through the wilderness with a sharpened stick and dead lil baby animals dragging behind her on a string.

[the_GoDdEsS]

What if you had to kill your own food?

Countryside people still do it here regularly. I haven't ever but seen some.

[Sunny]

It's excellent in curries or stews, or roasted with rosemary and garlic.

Delicious.

I prefer my bunnies in my lap, not on my plate. Just a matter of preference.

[Sin Studly]

Meat is meat, I'd have no qualms eating longpig if I had to.

[Sunny]

Well, I'd eat meat if I had to. I'm fortunate enough not to have to, though, as are most people on this board.

[JoY]

I prefer my bunnies in my lap, not on my plate. Just a matter of preference.
the ones you take on your lap & pet taste worthless & awful anyway.
it's the wild ones that have a strong, special, rather lovely taste. the ones you wouldn't even -want- to hold on your lap. like city-doves; I don't think there's a worst taste on the world-wide planet, but wild doves taste peachy.

Sim; my boyfriend isn't exactly a country-side kind of person (just an elitist arsehole basically), but man, does he enjoy the hunt. *smiles* aw. he'll always be my little bunny. & I've hunted him down, caught him with a lasso & now he's mine. MINE.
..aherm.

[Endymion]

-My girlfriend and I need a romantic yet affordable getaway somewhere close to NYC but not too close. Boston is an option. We'll be going somewhere on Saturday with hardly any plan. Please provide suggestions if you're familiar with NorthEast U.S.

niagara falls?

Meat is meat, I'd have no qualms eating longpig if I had to.

that'd really be a last resort sort of thing for me, but surely better than dying.

[JoY]

niagara falls?

they have merchandise there with a waterfall going straight up, that says "Viagra falls".
at least, on the Canadian side.

[Tizzalicious]

What if you had to kill your own food?

I'd starve, seriously...I'd be in big trouble. And I'd look for nuts and berries and stuff like that, like Bella said.

[JoY]

don't forget the eggs, mushrooms & milk! they can substitute meat somewhat.

[Sin Studly]

Eggs mushrooms and milk aren't exactly lying around the wilderness.

And Endy, I think cannabalism would kinda suck, but it'd be a hell of a lot better than dying, or being slightly hungry.

[Tizzalicious]

Eeeeh...well, I'd probably starve then. I dunno...I just hope I won't end up in the wilderness =P

And milk is disgusting Bella!

[Mota Boy]

I love how out of Johnny's threads, the theories realted to food spur the most debate. I've only eaten Vietnamese once and I have no desire to try it again. If someone can point out a good restaurant and force me to go then perhaps, but until then I'll stick to Chinese, Japanese and, most important of all, Thai. "Thai food" and "hella good" don't rhyme, but if they did, it wouldn't be a coincidence.

I agree with Bella on ignore lists. It's just a matter of convenience and efficiency. And duck is fucking awesome when cooked right. As is seafood... shrimp po-boys, crayfish, catfish, red snapper, crab... cajun food fuels my soul.

Also, classic Simpsons kicks Family Guy's ass. On top of being hilarious and smart, it's got soul. Nowadays it's just too slick, jumpy and focused on cramming in as many jokes as possible.

niagara falls?
Pretty nice and quite cheap, but eight hours away (beautiful drive though) and pretty gaudy. Niagara Falls feels like a giant tourist trap, though you can have fun there. Legal gambling and drinking at 18 is a plus.

[JoY]

Eggs mushrooms and milk aren't exactly lying around the wilderness.

she could climb up a tree, steal them from some nest.. if there isn't a little birdie in it. :/ (yeah, right. nevermind) a mountaingoat should be able to provide you from milk, Tizz. (you better start liking milk, when you're living in the wilderness, love) & mushrooms.. yeah.. under leaves, don't eat the red ones with white dots. & many others.

[Tizzalicious]

I'll drink milk if I have to to survive...thaks for your survivingtips by the way...I'll thank you if I ever write a book after surviving a planecrash or something ;)

[JohnnyNemesis]

I love how out of Johnny's threads, the theories realted to food spur the most debate. I've only eaten Vietnamese once and I have no desire to try it again. If someone can point out a good restaurant and force me to go then perhaps, but until then I'll stick to Chinese, Japanese and, most important of all, Thai. "Thai food" and "hella good" don't rhyme, but if they did, it wouldn't be a coincidence.

I agree with Bella on ignore lists. It's just a matter of convenience and efficiency. And duck is fucking awesome when cooked right. As is seafood... shrimp po-boys, crayfish, catfish, red snapper, crab... cajun food fuels my soul.

Also, classic Simpsons kicks Family Guy's ass. On top of being hilarious and smart, it's got soul. Nowadays it's just too slick, jumpy and focused on cramming in as many jokes as possible.

I too have noticed that food gets a big reaction out of these threads. I'm going to have to take you to my favorite Vietnamese places sometime in an effort to change your mind. Good call on the seafood though, as your list blows my mind.

Word up as far as The Simpsons goes. I can barely associate the new episodes with the old ones, to be honest. They're just so incredibly different and nowhere ear as funny.

[Sin Studly]

I'll drink milk if I have to to survive...thaks for your survivingtips by the way...I'll thank you if I ever write a book after surviving a planecrash or something ;)

Tip #1 is - Lie about your willingness to do anything to survive if you're ever in a plane crash with somebody like me, or you'll be the first one they eat.

[Tizzalicious]

Tip #1 is - Lie about your willingness to do anything to survive if you're ever in a plane crash with somebody like me, or you'll be the first one they eat.

Okay, so I'll just pretend I'm out hunting while I'm actually looking for berries?

[JoY]

no, just relax. pick a body to sit on, lay back in the sun, enjoy the waving palm trees... make it as less obvious as possible, that you'd be willing to do anything to survive.

I don't understand how this makes sense.

[Tizzalicious]

Sounds good...if there's any hot bodies to sit on that is ;)

[Sin Studly]

You'd probably still be the first person I ate.

[JoY]

You'd probably still be the first person I ate.
man, she's boney these days.

[Sin Studly]

I know that. If somebody better built was a bigger "I'd rather die than eat fluffy animals" type pussy I'd kill and eat them first. But I'd definately slit her throat before starvation made her any skinnier. I'd prefer a better built man, females have slightly more offal in them, and I dunno if all that reproduction shit is edible. I've never heard of "Steak and Ovaries Pie". Eventually when people realised they were all gonna die if I stayed around I'd have to kill them all, hopefully the plane would crash in snow and the bodies would stay fresh long enough to keep me alive.

If not, I'm sure there'd be morphine in the first aid kits, and I'd shoot up and start amputating parts of myself to eat.

[Mota Boy]

I too have noticed that food gets a big reaction out of these threads. I'm going to have to take you to my favorite Vietnamese places sometime in an effort to change your mind.
Hmmmm... what's the name of it? I am dropping into town this weekend. Probably won't have the time to drop by, but ya' never know.

[Endymion]

damn mota, now i want some gumbo. i haven't had any in a LONG time.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Hmmmm... what's the name of it? I am dropping into town this weekend. Probably won't have the time to drop by, but ya' never know.

Well, my favorite is up in Poughkeepsie called the Saigon Cafe. My lady knows the owner so we often get free extras too. As far as my city goes, I usually browse around China Town (Canal St on the 6, J, M, Z, N, R, Q, or W train) until I find some nice spots.

[Rye]

Turkey is just short of vile.

[Rye]

Dressing > turkey on all ocassions.

[Endymion]

if turkey is well prepared, it can be *almost* good, but even the good stuff is still somewhat dry and bland. ham rocks turkey's ass at thanksgiving.

[Rye]

if turkey is well prepared, it can be *almost* good, but even the good stuff is still somewhat dry and bland. ham rocks turkey's ass at thanksgiving.

Honey baked ham... oh god, it's almost boner inducing.

[Linda]

-Ignore lists are for the weak.

No, they're not. They're for the smart. They save people who use them
from reading alot of garbage they really have no time or desire to read.

[Rye]

No, they're not. They're for the smart. They save people who use them
from reading alot of garbage they really have no time or desire to read.

Oh, because it's a good way to practice putting real people at your school or job on your ignore list :) I get it now.

[Linda]

Oh, because it's a good way to practice putting real people at your school or job on your ignore list :) I get it now.

Practice makes perfect! :p

[Rye]

Is it age that makes you delusional?

[Linda]

:confused:
I'm not delusional..maybe you are?

[Rag Doll]

It's probably too short notice and can be kind of touristy (especially memorial day weekend)....but there's a bed & breakfast in Cape May called the Angels by the Sea or something like that. They're really nice (my uncle had his honeymoon there when he remarried) and close to the beach. *shrug* Maybe an idea for the future or something.

Have fun wherever you go =)

[Rye]

:confused:
I'm not delusional..maybe you are?

You think ignoring everybody will make them go away, even in real life. You also deny that you're old and ugly. I say that's delusional.

[Rye]

Major eek.

[Rye]

Hardly anyone posts this time of night. I've done it many times in the past as well.

[DirtyMagical]

About chavs:

I don't know, but I think I would find chavs to be quite entertaining. Seems they are the kind of people that could be easily manipulated. Which serves for all kinds of amusement.

[JohnnyNemesis]

It's probably too short notice and can be kind of touristy (especially memorial day weekend)....but there's a bed & breakfast in Cape May called the Angels by the Sea or something like that. They're really nice (my uncle had his honeymoon there when he remarried) and close to the beach. *shrug* Maybe an idea for the future or something.

Have fun wherever you go =)

My lady and I just postponed the trip because of short notice and the fact that Memorial Day weekend is so damn busy, but that sounds like a pretty good idea! I don't like the beach much, but my girlfriend loves it! Thanks for the suggestion, I appreciate it and will remember it.

Same goes for you too, Endy. I think that might be abit too far though.

[JoY]

I know that. If somebody better built was a bigger "I'd rather die than eat fluffy animals" type pussy I'd kill and eat them first. But I'd definately slit her throat before starvation made her any skinnier. I'd prefer a better built man, females have slightly more offal in them, and I dunno if all that reproduction shit is edible. I've never heard of "Steak and Ovaries Pie". Eventually when people realised they were all gonna die if I stayed around I'd have to kill them all, hopefully the plane would crash in snow and the bodies would stay fresh long enough to keep me alive.

If not, I'm sure there'd be morphine in the first aid kits, and I'd shoot up and start amputating parts of myself to eat.
like prostate & nutsack pie sounds good.

[Not Ozymandias]

Pass on Boston, it's going to be rainy through Saturday. Unless you're g0th and find it romantic.

[Vera]

You & your gf should come to Finland.

We barbeque chavs.

[Tizzalicious]

I know that. If somebody better built was a bigger "I'd rather die than eat fluffy animals" type pussy I'd kill and eat them first. But I'd definately slit her throat before starvation made her any skinnier. I'd prefer a better built man, females have slightly more offal in them, and I dunno if all that reproduction shit is edible. I've never heard of "Steak and Ovaries Pie". Eventually when people realised they were all gonna die if I stayed around I'd have to kill them all, hopefully the plane would crash in snow and the bodies would stay fresh long enough to keep me alive.

If not, I'm sure there'd be morphine in the first aid kits, and I'd shoot up and start amputating parts of myself to eat.


I don't wanna know what I'd look like after a few weeks of starvation =/

[JohnnyNemesis]

You & your gf should come to Finland.

We barbeque chavs.

Well played.

Pass on Boston, it's going to be rainy through Saturday.
Yeah, we postponed the whole thing. Hopefully by the time we get there it'll be nice again. Either way, I'm hoping the BoSox/Yanks games don't get totally rained out.

[Just a Girl]

chav talk irritates the fuck out of me.

i don't understand ignore lists. if i really dislike someone/find them really annoying i just skip over their posts. but if it was suddenly not displaying their posts, i know i'd really want to read them. just because... i'm awkward and curious.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Yeah, it's much easier to skip over a post because it's likely that nonsense won't keep my attention for long. But something like "Click here to see this message", especially if I know that person dislikes me, is more likely to get my attention and make me click, rendering the Ignore list useless.

[Linda]

You think ignoring everybody will make them go away, even in real life. You also deny that you're old and ugly. I say that's delusional.

Too bad you don't know what you're talking about.
Now go away and leave me alone. Thank you.

[Sin Studly]

like prostate & nutsack pie sounds good.

Sounds better than 'slow and prolonged death by starvation'.

[Endymion]

so... chavs are what, wiggers?

[RXP]

We've been over this before. They're not really. The best way ify ou really wanna find out what they are is google 'em.

[JoY]

Hardly anyone posts this time of night. I've done it many times in the past as well.
as have I, but I live in a different time-zone.
you might want to consider us at the other side of the planet. ;p