View Full Version : So I think I "footed" my girlfriend today...
I went to her house after school today to work on a project, and we were on her bed looking for quotes from "Tok Kill a Mockingbird". I just found a really nice one of Atticus teaching Scout one of life's lessons, when I realized I could see up her skirt. She has these really cute blue panties that drive me crazy, so I began by slowing rubbing my feet against hers. She knew where I was going, so she set down her book and blushed a bit. I moved my foot up her leg and across her thigh...
I should also mention that I know she has a small foot fetish, so as I rubbed her thigh in a circular motion, I could see her get wet before I even touched her "there". By the time I slipped my foot right up her skirt, she was already totally into it.
I slipped my toe under her panties, and began pushing it gently in and out of her fallopian-fun-box, and I could tell she was so turned on she was going to climax very shortly. She told me to do it harder, so I kind of increased the pressure, but she still said "No, HARDER". I tried pressing it in even more, but apparently it wasn't enough for her. She grabs my foot, and CRAMS it in to her salivating-cervical-circus as far as humanly possible! First all 5 of my toes go in, and before I know it I'm in right up to my ****ing ankle! It may sound weird, but my foot felt really warm and comfortable in there. So comfortable in fact, that I went downstairs, put her sister on my other foot, and took a stroll through the park. Man, best walk ever.
wheelchairman
05-25-2005, 04:56 PM
It's 1 am. I haven't slept in 15 hours. And you have me slightly confused. I'm not sure if this is something you copied and pasted, something you made up. Or if you are just bored or not. Or this is some kind of weird attempt at bragging.
hmm, once while sleeping with my girlfriend, I dreamt I was playing soccer, and started kicking wildly in bed. For some reason this annoyed her.
the_GoDdEsS
05-25-2005, 05:24 PM
Hawt or what?!#$@
First part of it was relatively believable, the rest was not.
Sin Studly
05-25-2005, 05:43 PM
This would be believable to somebody who's never even fingered a vagina. Or seen pornography.
edit ; I just read the very bottom of the last paragraph... I'm still not sure if it's supposed to be 'humourous', but I'm certain it's not supposed to be 'bragging'. I think it should be filed under 'just plain fucking LAME!'.
panzor41
05-25-2005, 06:04 PM
That was an .....interesting story...I laughed....
Sunny
05-25-2005, 06:07 PM
that must be one big, big gaping vagina, god damn.
Sin Studly
05-25-2005, 06:56 PM
My vagina could take both your feet inside it, Magsy.
JohnnyNemesis
05-25-2005, 07:19 PM
I think samr is the copy + paste king.
HornyPope
05-25-2005, 09:14 PM
I actually enjoy that genre of short stories. When it's a good story at all, I mean.
billiejoe87_greenday
05-25-2005, 09:17 PM
lol its actually so stupid its pretty funny.
Linda
05-25-2005, 09:18 PM
that must be one big, big gaping vagina, god damn.
Or he has a very small foot!
Lightning_Rod
05-26-2005, 04:40 AM
I originally believe then thought wtf then laughed and so on and so on.
Matthew.
Just a Girl
05-26-2005, 05:17 AM
it made me squeamish
Sunny
05-26-2005, 05:57 AM
My vagina could take both your feet inside it, Magsy.
Most certainly, I can wear kids' sizes. ;p
Feet seen in an erotic manner... it just grosses me out. dflkgnlrg
Uhh word. Creeps me the fuck out.
Though the post in itself is sort of amusing in it's ignorance. "MORE!!" and all that. Hahaha.
Milk-Man
05-26-2005, 07:55 AM
That should be funny to anybody who doesn't know where the vagina is.
You shouldn't be reading this post anyway vera.
Sunny
05-26-2005, 08:07 AM
Uhh word. Creeps me the fuck out.
Yahh. I don't get the obsession with feet. i know people who are like "I LOVE LICKING FEET AND SUCKING ON TOES AND HAVING PEOPLE DO IT TO ME". uhh eww wtf. i'm uncomfortable even when i'm getting a pedicure and someone's messing with my feet. i guess i'm not very in touch with my inner foot sex goddess or something.
bah.
the_GoDdEsS
05-26-2005, 08:15 AM
While we're at it I do have a thing for having my feet massaged or my soles licked. There are some insaaanely good spots which make me go all ooooooh.
Sunny
05-26-2005, 08:18 AM
Massages (from a partner, not a pedicure person) I do like. Tongues + feet.. I don't think would mix. hmm.
Sunny
05-26-2005, 08:19 AM
PS. I think you just gave half of the bbs a boner.
the_GoDdEsS
05-26-2005, 09:40 AM
Eep!
And I think tongue + feet go together after you shower/bathe. Otherwise it would be a little ... uh, ick.
Sunny
05-26-2005, 10:23 AM
it'd tickle like hell. jesus. *curls toes*
Who gave who a boner? I have to announce I do not have a boner.
Sunny
05-26-2005, 10:29 AM
I thought you had a foot thing! and Sim just talked about having her feet licked. ha.
I do have a foot thing but having feet licked..... ew. They're just pretty to look at. And in flip flops. Ewww about licking. Foot job's are good tho.
the_GoDdEsS
05-26-2005, 10:44 AM
it'd tickle like hell. jesus. *curls toes*
My feet are kinda ticklish too but it doesn't for some reason. Or I'm weird.
Foot job's are good tho.
And difficult to administer.
I really don't like feet btw. 99.9% of them anyway.
Sixpence.
05-26-2005, 10:55 AM
I really don't like feet btw. 99.9% of them anyway.
Me neither.
*thinks of anything else to say*
No, just don't like them. Feet are feet and nothing more...
Sunny
05-26-2005, 10:56 AM
I do have a foot thing but having feet licked..... ew. They're just pretty to look at. And in flip flops. Ewww about licking. Foot job's are good tho.
dude and i thought i was adventurous in bed.
feet + penis = me probably laughing so hard i'd die.
ninth
05-26-2005, 11:14 AM
I find all feet repulsive and, for that reason, I always wear socks and shoes (none of that sandal ridiculousness).
I read that "rocks and shoes".
Wot innuendo wot.
Mota Boy
05-26-2005, 12:03 PM
Foot job's are good tho.
Does that... does that mean what I think it means?
Sin Studly
05-26-2005, 12:05 PM
No more than usual.
Mota Boy
05-26-2005, 12:10 PM
Odd, I just leave this thread and wander into the backroom to find my co-workers discussing their position on feet.
Dush - I'm imagining something halfway between a hand job and a titty fuck. It's not oversharing in that it's disgusting... just that I can't imagine why anyone would want other people to know that they've done that.
Meh, it's not disgusting. Unless your parnter has munter feet.
Sin Studly
05-26-2005, 12:15 PM
It's not disgusting, it's just lame and doesn't really work.
Sunny
05-26-2005, 12:17 PM
it's not gross, it's just silly. and hilarious, but i'm rather immature.
i'll stick to other -jobs, considering that uh, certain parts are more "skilled" and "able" than feet.
You gotta build them up tho!
sKratch
05-26-2005, 12:31 PM
Gonna stick it in her ear next or what?
Sunny
05-26-2005, 12:33 PM
You gotta build them up tho!
There's better ways of doing that than fondling the penis with your feet, I find.
Gonna stick it in her ear next or what?
One would have to have a tiny girth to do that. But novel idea.
Sunny
05-26-2005, 12:36 PM
Gonna stick it in her ear next or what?
dfglkkndf that message combined with your signature made me happy. like.. you could photoshop the penis mobile driving into a girl's ear.. VROOM.. ok don't mind me i haven't slept much.
There's better ways of doing that than fondling the penis with your feet, I find.
How can one get better at foot jobs without fondling the penis with a foot?
Mota Boy
05-26-2005, 12:40 PM
it's not gross, it's just silly.
True 'dat. It's like bragging about fucking the back of a girl's knee.
http://porn.iwantanewgirlfriend.com/out/extremefootjobs.com/
Not really as rare as people seem to make out.
Sunny
05-26-2005, 12:44 PM
There's also tons of fisting and anal fisting sites, yknow. Doesn't make it a popular practice. ;p
and sure i can't get better at footjobs if i don't give them, but why would i want to get better at them? it seems to me that other activities are perfectly sufficient.
Sin Studly
05-26-2005, 12:45 PM
Being common-ish doesn't make it any less ridiculous.
darko
05-26-2005, 12:45 PM
hmmm well....you need a hobby mate
Being common-ish doesn't make it any less ridiculous.
It's like anal sex makes me crack up, makes most pepole crack up but it's common practce.
Sin Studly
05-26-2005, 12:50 PM
Anal-Sex works. Foot-jobs don't.
Dush says:
I don't understand why I'm defending footjobs not being stupid, I haven't even had one. I just said it and people took it the wrong way!
Dush says:
apart from seing them in porno
You opinion on the subject is now invalidated. Footjobs are silly and ridiculous and don't work, and girls will only do them to you to make you realise how fucking stupid you were for asking in the first place. Then they'll laugh in your stupid face.
sKratch
05-26-2005, 01:00 PM
dfglkkndf that message combined with your signature made me happy. like.. you could photoshop the penis mobile driving into a girl's ear.. VROOM.. ok don't mind me i haven't slept much.
An excellent image indeed.
I got the ear thing from an SNL skit with Christopher Walken. I think they called it shinshee-shinshee.
Mota Boy
05-26-2005, 01:26 PM
Hmmmm. I'm entertaining myself at the moment by imagining the noise a vagina makes when inhaling a foot. Something like HRRSSRSRSSSLLLP.
sKratch
05-26-2005, 01:38 PM
On a related note, queefs are hilarious.
Sin Studly
05-26-2005, 02:02 PM
Hahaha, true. Ever take one right in the face?
sKratch
05-26-2005, 02:11 PM
Never had the pleasure... The after-sex queefs that come at awkward times were my main experience.
Sin Studly
05-26-2005, 02:12 PM
You're not a real man till you've copped a blast to the face at point-blank range, and kept a straight face.
sKratch
05-26-2005, 02:13 PM
Was it tuna flavored?
Sin Studly
05-26-2005, 02:32 PM
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds of 'overshare'.
Insufficent grounds, answer it.
or one really tiny foot.
& you know what they say about men with tiny feet....
Edit: I see I'm a tad late. oh well.
Sin Studly
05-26-2005, 03:52 PM
Insufficent grounds, answer it.
Then the answer is "no", with no intention of further clarification.
sKratch
05-27-2005, 12:17 AM
Hehe something makes me think unusual circumstances were at hand. I'm sorry man, there's no way this can be good. You're a trooper.
Betty
05-27-2005, 12:33 AM
Foot jobs sound ridiculous.
Although Sim is dead on with the foot licking. Totally hot and sexy.
Oh, and when I first learned about "queefs", well the word, my ex told me a story about his friend that used to do it really loud in the hallway at school when random people walked by and then said "excuse me". I thought that was hilarious. I proceeded to practice.
UgLy_eLf
05-27-2005, 12:36 AM
Hot, I've got an image to masturbate to tonight.
DirtyMagical
05-27-2005, 12:42 AM
Then the answer is "no", with no intention of further clarification.
uh-huh...hehehe
Camilamazed
05-27-2005, 01:40 AM
The short story : Made me laugh a lot :D
Foot-Jobs: Something "unenjoyable" for me....I second what Sunny says..
PS: Is that spelling right? :confused:
you know what? foot-jobs don't SOUND very exciting & yay to me. they sound rather disgusting even. but the other day my boyfriend ..kind of.. sucked on my toe, or something (I have clean feet, yay), as a joke & it was pretty fucking pleasant in the most weird way. I was litterally raising my eyebrow, saying "uh, that's nice..? why??" then he gave me a footmassage & MY GOD. do I love foot-massages. hmm. maybe it's because my ankle is always a cry-baby bitch & the joint is always infected & swollen, which made it extra pleasant, but rowrr.
Sunny
05-27-2005, 04:18 AM
Betty and Sim and Isa, you're now making me want to try the foot licking thing. But if I get horribly ticklish and go "AIIIAHAHRHEHAJFGIS" and kick my boyfriend in the face and knock out his teeth, i'll tell him to sue YOU GUYS.
RARR.
I fail to understand how licking a toe doesn't sound funny but a footjob does. Pffft you women.
Sunny
05-27-2005, 04:31 AM
i generally don't oppose to having my body licked, wherever it might be.
Sunny
05-27-2005, 04:42 AM
Dude, I knew you were gonna ask that. Either I'm psychic or you're dead predictable.
And like Justin, I refuse to answer the question.
Sunny
05-27-2005, 04:46 AM
I concur.
....
I really don't like licking or sucking. I think I've got some sort of hygine thing cause I still think sexual activities are the most disgusting things a human does. Or maybe I'm childish? Or maybe just telling it is. Who knows.
Sin Studly
05-27-2005, 04:58 AM
Foot-Jobs: Something "unenjoyable" for me....I second what Sunny says..
It's not supposed to be enjoyable for you, it's supposed to be enjoyable for the man (it isn't).
my boyfriend ..kind of.. sucked on my toe, or something (I have clean feet, yay), as a joke & it was pretty fucking pleasant in the most weird way.
Having your big toe sucked feels heaps like getting your dick sucked (except nowhere near as good and no orgasm). Use your imagination, ladies, and you'll sort of understand what a blowjob feels like.
And RXP, either you're a prudish bitch or you get with some filthy gross skanks.... I'm leaning towards the latter.
Hmmpf maybe I didn't explain myself. In the moment I don't think it's gross. But when I rationalise it, it fuckin well is.
Sunny
05-27-2005, 04:59 AM
Well, when you think about it, they -are- gross. Don't get me wrong, I have the sex drive of a deprived teenage boy, but I do know what you're saying. I don't suppose you're childish, some things aren't really that appetizing.. but we end up doing them anyway.
Eating/digestion is also gross. Defecation. Sweating. Menstruation. Mucus production. UGHHH JESUS I HATE BODILY FUNCTIONS.
True enough. But going down low on either sex is ewwww the pee hole!
Sin Studly
05-27-2005, 05:01 AM
Going down low on either sex is a whole heap of fun. Fuckin prude.
Sunny
05-27-2005, 05:02 AM
RXP - true. But as you said, you don't really think of it in the moment. At least, I don't. *shrug*
As long as the person showers regularly and often, it shouldn't be too nasty.
Sunny
05-27-2005, 05:04 AM
Going down low on either sex is a whole heap of fun. Fuckin prude.
Who said it's not? =p I enjoy it quite a bit myself, but afterwards when you think about what you're actually doing.. it's sort of icky.
Yah true, Justin's trying to make out I've been with some dirty crack whore or something :-/
Sin Studly
05-27-2005, 05:05 AM
No, I'm not trying to make out anything of the sort. I'm just saying, you wouldn't know what pussy is supposed to taste like, so your opinion isn't really valid.
Sin Studly
05-27-2005, 05:11 AM
...but afterwards when you think about what you're actually doing.. it's sort of icky.
No it isn't. It's either icky when you're doing it because you were drunk and accidently pulled a horrible dirty ho, or it's fun and enjoyable. Who seriously sits around for hours thinking "omg I ate a pussy! How disgusting! I sucked a cock! OhNOEZ I need to brush my teeth a hundred times!"
Sunny
05-27-2005, 05:16 AM
dude, a blowjob is nothing but sucking a reproductive appendage that piss and cum come out of. Yummy?
not that isn't fun!
Sin Studly
05-27-2005, 05:35 AM
It's fun. End of story. I don't give a shit if i'm sucking a reproductive appendage that piss and cum come out of. If I thought about everything enjoyable that I did I'm sure I'd be a whining pussy like you. "Oh wah! I'm taking pride in my appearance when it'll be decrepit and ruined and gone in twenty years! Oh wah! I'm eating a cute cuddly little animal! Oh wah! I'm sadly self-gratifying myself in a darkened room like a 15-year old computer geek loser would! Oh wah! I'm restricting the airflow to my brain with alcohol and temporarily retarding myself! Oh wah! I'm being an antisocial bastard who cruelly insults weaker people to gratify myself, and getting into potentially damaging or fatal fistfights for no good reason whatsoever! Oh wah! I'm spiking my veins with shit so volatile it can eat through gums, stomach linings and nasal cavities like acid! Oh wah! I'm fantasising about putting a gun to the head of whoever I dislike at the moment and blowing a crater through their brain, etc. etc. etc." It feels good, I do it. Thinking about stuff makes everything unenjoyable. Sex, drugs, fighting, THINKING, even. Overanalysing bullshit = ruining good things, and always will. If you let it get to you, you're letting it destroy happiness.
edit ; and hells yeah. Yummy!
edit edit ; If you want to start analysing the shit you do, I'd start with replying to that retarded survey post in this forum. What's the deal with that?
Sunny
05-27-2005, 05:48 AM
Nothing gets ruined, Justy love. Just because I am not particularly enamored with the physical aspects of being human, and the chemical reactions that make up our existence, doesn't mean I'm not having fun. If my overanalyzing got in the way of me and my partner fucking like nymphomaniacal bunnies on stimulants, I'd start worrying. Right now, however, I don't see a problem.
Preaching about hedonism to a hedonist is a waste of time. ;p
PS. It seemed like fun at the time, which is good enough justification for me.
Sin Studly
05-27-2005, 05:53 AM
If I thought something was 'icky' enough to whine about it afterwards, I wouldn't be doing it in the first place, and I'll never understand people who do.
Sunny
05-27-2005, 05:57 AM
RXP brought up the grossness, not I. Hell, I just ate. It was fucking delicious. The digestive process, however, with enzymes and all, is nasty. Shitting is nasty, too. Does that stop me? No, in fact, excuse me, I've got strawberries to eat. ;p
PS. I don't think about it every time I eat, and I don't think "ick" every time I give head. Duh.
Sin Studly
05-27-2005, 06:05 AM
But sometimes you think "ick" and give head anyway?
Sunny
05-27-2005, 06:11 AM
Nope, "ick" is the last thought to cross my mind when I'm about to give head.
«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»
05-27-2005, 06:29 AM
This is all giving me images.... :D
Anyways, How can you think it's *ick* if you love them?
Unless, it's someone you got off the street......
If you love someone, you'll think they're the most beautiful thing in the world adn actually want to do it. If you didn't want to do it, then you wouldn't would you?
Sunny
05-27-2005, 06:39 AM
It has nothing to do with love, I'm not talking about giving head or sex in particular. RXP said that kind of stuff is sort of gross. I responded saying that ALL biological functions are, well, gross (including eating and such) Humans are nasty slimy smelly creatures. However, as I said, that doesn't stop me from enjoying said biological functions. And I do think my fiance is the most beautiful thing ever. =')
«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»
05-27-2005, 06:47 AM
And I do think my fiance is the most beautiful thing ever. =')
Awwwww..... Congratulations :D
JohnnyNemesis
05-27-2005, 07:53 AM
Images here too, feet are super sexy, you fools, and tongues and lips and kisses were meant to go anywhere and everywhere on your significant other.
Word up. I'm about all that shit.
I fail to understand how licking a toe doesn't sound funny but a footjob does. Pffft you women.
I said, it -sounds- weird & ick. but the other day it sure didn't -feel- that way.
the_GoDdEsS
05-27-2005, 09:42 AM
Once again, having your soles licked feels extremely good and sexy. If you haven't tried, don't judge.
I am not scared of my own body fluids even because it's my own body and I'm super clean and I'm not likely to be scared of anybody else's as long as they're clean too. So what is disgusting about THAT?
I could make the same argument for getting pissed on or something.
the_GoDdEsS
05-27-2005, 10:31 AM
Good gracious, piss and shit are waste. The other stuff is not. There's a huge difference.
«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»
05-27-2005, 10:35 AM
I could make the same argument for getting pissed on or something.
Someone I know in my school got sucked off and instead of cumming he pissed in her mouth.....and she swallowed and carried on. Now THAT is gross!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA what a dirty lil slut.
«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»
05-27-2005, 10:40 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA what a dirty lil slut.
Trust me, she is!
Eeewwwww....it's just nasty!
JohnnyNemesis
05-27-2005, 10:41 AM
I'm afraid I was the one who pissed in her mouth. Do send her my deepest apologies.
blah what's the differnce, piss, cum.
the_GoDdEsS
05-27-2005, 10:54 AM
I still stand by the waste/not waste statement. I don't see how male/female fluids produced by sexual activity/arousement could be any disgusting as long as you are clean and have no diseases. Does your own 'cum' disgust you as much as your 'piss'?
My piss doesn't actually disgust me whatsoever. Watery piss is a lot less worse than cum. But it would disgust a girl. What I'm doing in this thread is acting societal perceptions of what is clean and not clean.
Further, sweat is excriment it even containts urea but it's seen as so pasisonate when your banging and both have sweaty bodies. Even tasting hte sweat.
wheelchairman
05-27-2005, 11:09 AM
Someone I know in my school got sucked off and instead of cumming he pissed in her mouth.....and she swallowed and carried on. Now THAT is gross!!!!
I find it funnier that you believed this.
My girlfriend apparently has sensitive feet. But only on the tops. The fuck?
«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»
05-27-2005, 12:25 PM
I'm afraid I was the one who pissed in her mouth. Do send her my deepest apologies.
PMSL....hahahaha
blah what's the differnce, piss, cum.
well, cum is a little harder to swallow, but tastes a shitload better.
satisfied?
I find it funnier that you believed this.
My girlfriend apparently has sensitive feet. But only on the tops. The fuck?
you talking about your girlfriend makes me all yay & smile sillily.
ridiculous, right? I guess I just find it fantastic things have worked out. you never know for how long, but at least it's working now & that's what counts. *blows you a kiss* you rock. you deserve like, a China-sized ton of girlfriends.
Dush; sweat contains salt, fluids, natrium..... I don't know what you have in your sweat, but anyone else doesn't have it. urea? is that some sort of messed up ureum in English? you pee that out, man. if that comes out of your pores, you won't live very long & you're definitely falling apart.
Per; it is possible that the ejaculation causes a sensation that you've got to pee. it all comes out of your urethra after all. I know that it occurs that some men feel the urge to take piss in the middle of sex, but if it's actually possible to piss uncontrolably, just like that... I'd say there's a muscle to prevent that. I should've known that shit for today, but hell, I didn't pass this one, so what do I know?
& golden showers make me shudder. my fucking god, there may be some urine left on the penis when you fucking suck the thing, but that doesn't mean you'd want a whole shitload in your mouth, or all over your face/body.. whhuuuhhuh.
Hmm I always thought urea came out in the pores too
but according to http://www.nurseminerva.co.uk/metaboli.htm it's only in renal failure.
Hmm I always thought urea came out in the pores too
but according to http://www.nurseminerva.co.uk/metaboli.htm it's only in renal failure.
*smiles*
indeed. it's toxic waste to the body. well, originally it's ammonia, but I guess you've read about that already. the liver breaks it down to urea. whatever comes out of your pores, is just fluids to cool you off & keep your whole homeostasis functioning. no toxic waste. you get rid off that more effecient ways. your kidneys (ren) filter it out & kick it out of your system as soon as they fucking can.
According to this tho:
http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/nov99/942156297.An.r.html
urea does. Some other sites according to google searches support that too. Further when you have extreme dry skin you can get moistriser with urea in it to replace what's lost from the skin.
Hmmpf.
wheelchairman
05-27-2005, 03:13 PM
you talking about your girlfriend makes me all yay & smile sillily.
ridiculous, right? I guess I just find it fantastic things have worked out. you never know for how long, but at least it's working now & that's what counts. *blows you a kiss* you rock. you deserve like, a China-sized ton of girlfriends.
A china sized ton? I believe you've created a new measurement. Just as long as they aren't china sized themselves. Or Chocolate shaped.... :p
Per; it is possible that the ejaculation causes a sensation that you've got to pee. it all comes out of your urethra after all. I know that it occurs that some men feel the urge to take piss in the middle of sex, but if it's actually possible to piss uncontrolably, just like that... I'd say there's a muscle to prevent that. I should've known that shit for today, but hell, I didn't pass this one, so what do I know?
I'm not sure why this is directed at me. Sorry to hear about your exam though. Especially since you are generally pretty good (and passionate) about your studies. Especially when it comes to the parts about the wee-wee and the pee-pee. (not medical terms). That's the interesting stuff.
& golden showers make me shudder. my fucking god, there may be some urine left on the penis when you fucking suck the thing, but that doesn't mean you'd want a whole shitload in your mouth, or all over your face/body.. whhuuuhhuh.
I totally agree. Totally.
Dush; I'm sure the amount of it is really.. (what's the word?) relevantly tiny. let's just put it like that. the kidneys filter what? (let's see if I can remember this) 20% of the bloodplams every minute? something like that. I'm sure that in the end they filter it all, but that doesn't ever mean you're entirely free of all chemicals that your body would like to get rid off.
urea in body-lotions? totally new to me. but yeah, I guess it would increase the pressure in cells, (hydrostatic/kristalloid/colloid... man, I can never keep them apart) which would make them hold more fluids.
fuck, I'm really sick of talking about this. especially because I had to answer a ton of questions today, my head hurts, my grade makes me angry & pissed off at myself & this is -exactly- what the questions were about. but then with the entire theory detailled included. which I never studied. grr. I suck.
Ah well hint taken :-) I'm sure you did fine. How many years is your course again?
A china sized ton? I believe you've created a new measurement. Just as long as they aren't china sized themselves. Or Chocolate shaped.... :p
I'm not sure why this is directed at me. Sorry to hear about your exam though. Especially since you are generally pretty good (and passionate) about your studies. Especially when it comes to the parts about the wee-wee and the pee-pee. (not medical terms). That's the interesting stuff.
I totally agree. Totally.
no, China-sized ton. pretty chicks. all pretty chicks. or well, at least they aren't allowed to be less pretty than me. & what's wrong with chocolate-shaped?? *frowns, folds arms & goes to sit in a corner* I'd say as long as they're not penis-shaped, but that's just me. ;p
you said something about how Sarah believed the story. so yeah, that's why. it was rather random, nevermind it. I am pretty passionate about my studies. =) & I better be. I SHOULD be. they're fantastic. but I'm still entirely undisciplined, young, annoying, too bouncy & playful, etc etc etc. I didn't study enough for this one. I admitted it before the exam started & I'll admit it now. in some sick, twisted, strange way it has to do with my nervosity for exams. I just always figure, that if something really difficult is coming up & I don't study & I fail.. that I can never blame my intelligence. & this time I indeed can't blame my intelligence. only myself. & that ALWAYS makes me pissed off at myself afterwards. messed up little me.
either way, I had a 8.1/10 for the last exam (remember? I was so proud) & that one forms the final grade with this exam. my 8.1/10 counts 40% & the one I did today 60%. meaning, I'd have to have a grade lower than a 3.8/10 to really fail the exam in total. & I think I got about a 5/10, so things aren't lost, or anything.
I'm glad you agree. SO glad. *shudders again*
Ah well hint taken :-) I'm sure you did fine. How many years is your course again?
don't rub it in, babe. ;p
or was that a serious question? in that case; 6 years of general medicine, after which you are officially a doctor of nothing. then another four to five years of specialisation. so in total that makes ten to eleven years. grah! & with my interests.. I'm probably in uni till my 32nd. add my speed of studying to that & I'm probably in uni till the age of 35 at least. wah wah wah. *smashes head into wall* I don't even know how to plan when to have kids.
Oh my god! That was a serious question. At leas you know what direction your heading. I have no idea even though I'm doing law :-/
I don't have a very specific idea either, but all my interests are the fucking longest options, which just sucks. but it'd be no use to have a specific idea of that now anyway. I still have at least five+ more years to think about it/consider it/change my mind, so I bet at the end of my studies my mind has been set at least once on about anything you can imagine with my studies.
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