My English teacher is kind of Christian.

[Vera]

I had these sentences I had to do for my exam. I noticed quite a few of them were religion-based and really, didn't have to be so.

Examples:

6. Religious people go to church four times a month.

16. God and the devil compete over people's souls.

17. If you are a bad person, you will get a one-way ticket to Hell. (My personal favourite.)

28. Would you believe a little boy who told you he admired the Pope?


This one has no religion references but I just found it funny because I think he actually may believe in it:

33. The Simpsons can be compared to the plays of the immortal Shakespeare, can't they?

(The point of this exercise was to practise articles.)

[RXP]

How'd you do in the test?

[Not Ozymandias]

I think my fourth-grade teacher was a communist. She was really into China and changed noticably for the bitchier when the USSR collapsed.

*w1n*

[Tizzalicious]

Haha, he's trying to brainwash you.

[Vera]

How'd you do in the test?
Don't know. I couldn't remember whether there needs to be a "the" when talking about (the?) President of the FBI so I don't know how the grammar exercises went. Pretty sure I got the vocabulary exercises right, though, and the reading comprehension.

[The Talking Pie]

Don't know. I couldn't remember whether there needs to be a "the" when talking about (the?) President of the FBI so I don't know how the grammar exercises went.
Are you to treat it as a title or a proper noun? Use the article with the latter.

[Vera]

Thanks, grammar nazi.

[thisplacesucks]

hey so what if hes a cristian
all my teachers are either assholes or EXTREME bitches so thats worse than a cristian right?>

[Vera]

I just find it amusing.

[wheelchairman]

I just find it amusing.
and you fucking told me you were punk, bitch.

[Vera]

Well, it amuses me that I FUCKING SMASHED HIS CAR THE FUCKING RELIGIOUS FREAK!!!!

*spits*

[wheelchairman]

rock on!!!1 religion is teh source of evi!l nooezz!

[Vera]

Except Jedi religion, they are teh punkx0r.