kaze
05-26-2005, 07:59 AM
Noodles is in the latest issue of Kerrang. Typed up for your reading pleasure. :)
May 18th 2005
1. How are things?
>> Things are great, thanks.
2. Where are you and what can you see out of your window?
>> I'm at home and I can see my barbecue. I won't be using it today. It's grey. Perfect for a British barbecue then!
3. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
>> A Marlboro 100. It's like the biggest cigarette ever.
4. What rumour would you like to start about yourself?
>> I'll be giving birth to Liz Hurley's lovechild.
5. What would you do if you were a girl for the day?
>> Pee while sitting down, I guess. Or take the phone off the hook and play with myself all day. I bet no other guys have thought of that one!
6. What one thing would you like to change about yourself?
>> I would like to have good eyesight.
7. Whats your sexual fantasy?
>> Anything where Liz Hurley is concerned. Then I'd give birth to our lovechild.
8. What do you look for in a girl/boyfriend?
>> She's gotta be really mean and angry. I love the bitches that rip your heart out and eat it right in front of you.
9. what are you obsessed with?
>> Surfing. I try to get out at least a couple of times a week.
10. What would surprise people about you?
>> That I'm not actually gay? I don't know.
11. Who would you most like to have a drink with?
>> The Bush twins. They seem to know how to party.
12. What was the last lie you told?
>> The one about wanting to go drinking with the Bush twins.
13. What's you favourite swear word?
>> Fuck. It's very versatile.
14. What song do you wnat played at your funeral?
>> I've actually been thinking about this recently. I think it'd be Johnny Cash's version of "We'll Meet Again".
15. Happiness is?
>> An unopened 12 pack of beer and a new pack of cigarettes.
Any comments on this Noodles?
May 18th 2005
1. How are things?
>> Things are great, thanks.
2. Where are you and what can you see out of your window?
>> I'm at home and I can see my barbecue. I won't be using it today. It's grey. Perfect for a British barbecue then!
3. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
>> A Marlboro 100. It's like the biggest cigarette ever.
4. What rumour would you like to start about yourself?
>> I'll be giving birth to Liz Hurley's lovechild.
5. What would you do if you were a girl for the day?
>> Pee while sitting down, I guess. Or take the phone off the hook and play with myself all day. I bet no other guys have thought of that one!
6. What one thing would you like to change about yourself?
>> I would like to have good eyesight.
7. Whats your sexual fantasy?
>> Anything where Liz Hurley is concerned. Then I'd give birth to our lovechild.
8. What do you look for in a girl/boyfriend?
>> She's gotta be really mean and angry. I love the bitches that rip your heart out and eat it right in front of you.
9. what are you obsessed with?
>> Surfing. I try to get out at least a couple of times a week.
10. What would surprise people about you?
>> That I'm not actually gay? I don't know.
11. Who would you most like to have a drink with?
>> The Bush twins. They seem to know how to party.
12. What was the last lie you told?
>> The one about wanting to go drinking with the Bush twins.
13. What's you favourite swear word?
>> Fuck. It's very versatile.
14. What song do you wnat played at your funeral?
>> I've actually been thinking about this recently. I think it'd be Johnny Cash's version of "We'll Meet Again".
15. Happiness is?
>> An unopened 12 pack of beer and a new pack of cigarettes.
Any comments on this Noodles?