Oh my god! 5 year olds!

[LordOfdEAthAndTime]

Has anyone seen the news about all the little 5 year olds?! Read this:

A kid called zach was telling his mom that he doesn't like going to school, He then went to the bathroom of the school and another little 5 year old came in and open his zipper and put his penis in the other kids ass! That's Gross! they are just 5!

Another kid, Took a gun to school and threathen kids to give him the lunch money...He shot 3 kids and 1 was severly injured...Moment of silent...

... Anyways...

Another 5 year old teaches Medical school! I saw a clip of him talking about medicines and everything...thats weird... and funny

When i was 5 i was a little prankster...heheh...Good Times Good Times...

[Sin Studly]

When I was five I was smokin muthafuckas like it weren't no thang, biatch.

[LordOfdEAthAndTime]

When I was five I was smokin muthafuckas like it weren't no thang, biatch.


Really mofo?! I dont believe you.

[coke_a_holic]

You are not a petifile,aren't ya?
Learn to spell pedophile.

[I don't know]

kids are not the same anymore

[Sin Studly]

And you learn to spell paedophile.

[nameless]

i remember something like that happened in the uk, a boy shot a girl at school and just thought he would get told not to do it again etc. keep in mind how young these kids are though!

[coke_a_holic]

EROS, you have lost your talking priviledges.

[Sixpence.]

Dude,You said that before,tell me something new!


He probably won't until you get the old things he told you.

[Gordie]

Dude,You said that before,tell me something new!


your father told me that your mother has a penis .. bet you didnt know that now did you?

[coke_a_holic]

He probably won't until you get the old things he told you.
Thank you for saying that. Maybe now he'll understand... Or God help us...

[killer_queen]

i love the kids today. :)

[Dexter_Kyle]

Then you're a sick fuck.

[killer_queen]

:rolleyes: yeah right

[notoriousdoc]

I didn't mean that,I meant PETIFILE,
and I think he is one.

You mean zoophile or summat like that

[killer_queen]

really, what does it mean?

[Jebus]

Bet you guys don't know what 'petifile' means?
You realise you're a moron right?

[notoriousdoc]

No entry found for petifile.

Did you mean pitiful?

It's not a word

[coke_a_holic]

petifile=a guy who puts pets in binders
You deserve to have your house burned down. Right now.

[wheelchairman]

On another note, Adriann would be the reason one would consider pedophilia.

However, sex with Eros is 'petifilia'. If by 'petifilia' they mean Beastiality. At least they aren't using the word 'animalsexual' which is the term I used when I was like 8.

[0r4ng3]

However, sex with Eros is 'petifilia'. If by 'petifilia' they mean Beastiality.
Wasn't Bestiality a finishing move from Mortal Kombat? I think it was, what a strange coincidence (or not).

[wheelchairman]

Wasn't Bestiality a finishing move from Mortal Kombat? I think it was, what a strange coincidence (or not).
Not when I was growing up. I think you are thinking of 'Fatality'. However, times may have changed.

[0r4ng3]

Not when I was growing up. I think you are thinking of 'Fatality'. However, times may have changed.
No, there were like 5 different finishers for the old Kombat games. Fatality, Babality, Friendship, Brutality, and Animality. Oh wait, the one I'm thinking of was that last one. Now I feel stupid (again).

[wheelchairman]

You know I was thinking of taking away the year I was born in my profile so no one would be able to tell how young I am, because some people seem to think "oh noes!11 ur 13?!?! i cant talk 2 u nemor cuz ur 2 yung 4 me!11"*



* please note: exageration.
Pff don't worry about it. Age is meaningless. Except when the law is drawn in.

[Sixpence.]

Laws are what's keeping my e-marriage to Dushyant. Have to wait like 3 years or so...

So you forgot about Roger??? ;)

[Sixpence.]

I didn't really know Roger much when Dushyant and I decided to get married.

Ah, I see.
But now you know him better, right??? ;)

[Sixpence.]

Must be a hard decision... *grins*

[Sunny]

However, sex with Eros is 'petifilia'. If by 'petifilia' they mean Beastiality.

or 'pityfilia', for one would only have sex with him out of immense pity.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Roger's cooler than Dush though. And Dush is really cool.

[*Linda*]

i can never imagine 5 year olds doing that..

[JohnnyNemesis]

or 'pityfilia', for one would only have sex with him out of immense pity.
By the way, I must say, that was well played!

[Sixpence.]

Roger's cooler than Dush though. And Dush is really cool.

That reminds me of...


http://www.icq.com/friendship/pages/view_page_18964.php

Edit: Shitty, shit shit, doesn't work. Meh.
Gotta fix that somehow...

Edit edit: I don't have any clue why this shit doesn't work...

[Isolated Fury]

I just wanted to let you know that unless you review your entries before you post them, no one will understand or respect you. Your incomprehensible posts are tiring everyone's tempers.

I suggest you either take note of this or just abort all future posting.

[lost_nvrfound]

thats so fucked up... kids these days :eek:

[Sixpence.]

what is so fucked up ??? sixpence !??


Hahaha! Your best post ever! Keep on with that!!!

[LordOfdEAthAndTime]

what is so fucked up ??? sixpence !??


That is your best post not sarcastic.

[LordOfdEAthAndTime]

I think she likes me!


go for it!

[Sixpence.]

I think she likes me!


Omg. I know that you need mentally help but that you need it so hard...

[lost_nvrfound]

what is so fucked up ??? sixpence !??
lol...kids these days are so fucked up... :eek: ...no pun intended

[Sixpence.]

I know ,you can't say YES in front of your friends.


Yeah sure...


Y'know, I'm not a person who ruins other person's illusions...

[JohnnyNemesis]

You all need to shush. The only person Sixpence. would be interested in here is ME. The rest of you are pathetic losers.

[Sixpence.]

You all need to shush. The only person Sixpence. would be interested in here is ME. The rest of you are pathetic losers.


Preach it, Ricky-Boy!

Makes me go all *ROWR & AWWWWWW*

[JohnnyNemesis]

Don't forget ROWRSPLASH! :]

[Sixpence.]

Don't forget ROWRSPLASH! :]

Hehe, oh yeah, sorry...


*ROWR - SPLASH - AWWWW* (repeatedly)

[Sin Studly]

sex with someone of the same sex is ABOMINATION

But you're Greek... fucking racetraitor.

[Dead Cheerleader]

And you learn to spell paedophile.

Actually it can be spelled either 'pedophile' or 'paedophile' you fucking conceited prick.

[Sin Studly]

American English is not an "alternative spelling", it's an incorrect spelling.

[JoY]

American English is not an "alternative spelling", it's an incorrect spelling.
pretty much my thought on it, too.

do you have Yahoo!, babe?

[arak0r]

true, because just outright british english makes all the sense in the world. any "americanized" version of a word, is instantly wrong, even if it makes more sense, phonetically, or otherwise. even if people are taught the correct way to spell it is pedophile, it is in the dictionary as pedophile, its STILL wrong.

[JoY]

aww, just look at that! Joey is offended.

;p

come here, you little American bastard. *cuddles*

[arak0r]

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=pedophile

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pedophile

http://www.onelook.com/?w=pedophile&ls=a

[arak0r]

aww, just look at that! Joey is offended.

;p

come here, you little American bastard. *cuddles*

offended? not really. annoyed? meh. but if a word is said to be spelled a certain way that is correct, to call it incorrect even as general society accepts it, is insanity.

[RXP]

Roger's more around my age too. <3 <3 <3

All the women in my life seem to be leaving me :-( I need some sympathy sex.

[RXP]

offended? not really. annoyed? meh. but if a word is said to be spelled a certain way that is correct, to call it incorrect even as general society accepts it, is insanity.

How do you know general society accepts spelling? It's the ruling elite, the masses are just doomed to accept what they say goes. I personally think, and so do a lot of people that most words need to be spelt more fonetically like fonetically for instance. But the rulling elite's don't want that.

THe dictionary is a place to look for the active hand of the proprieted classes!

[JoY]

this is getting ridiculous. if everything would be phonetically spelled, a lot of the history & roots of that language would be lost. & in my opinion, that'd mean a lot of it's meaning would be lost. the spelling of words is based on an older language, like Latin, Greek, Germanic... etc etc. as is the MEANING. plus, where the FUCK would you draw a line (people, especially kids trying to learn how to spell, would turn "aple into "appel", "ape" into "aip"......) & what the FUCK about accents??

[Sin Studly]

do you have Yahoo!, babe?

No.

true, because just outright british english makes all the sense in the world. any "americanized" version of a word, is instantly wrong, even if it makes more sense, phonetically, or otherwise. even if people are taught the correct way to spell it is pedophile, it is in the dictionary as pedophile, its STILL wrong.

Even though you're being sarcastic, you're totally correct. Filthy fat septic bastard, learn how to speak proper English.

[arak0r]

pff nigger pls

[LOdAT]

and IDIOTS LIKE SIN STUPID DON'T,THATS WHY THEY END UP FLIPPING BURGERS


YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sixpence.]

Don't you have better things to do?

Hey here's something for you:

Why don't you both just meet, go to the playground and dig in the sand?
You could buy a lolly pop too.


Oh and please don't forget to use sunscreen, mommy doesn't want you to get your buttsies burned.



If it's raining you might wanna watch some TV...


http://img54.echo.cx/img54/2787/bluesclues5jt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us/)

Whooopie!!!

Have fun, cutie-fruities!

[LOdAT]

Is that directed to me?!?!

[Sixpence.]

I used the word "both".


So what does that mean???

[LOdAT]

I used the word "both".


So what does that mean???

not me 'cause im one! :D :D

[Sixpence.]

HAHAHA HUHUHU HEHEHE:


*rolls eyes*


But you were nearly right. Just in the wrong way.
It was directed at YOU AND Eros.

Two idiots might understand more than one alone.
At least that's the theory...

[coke_a_holic]

Two idiots might understand more than one alone.

You mean... While they're watching Blue's Clues they can compare their ideas! My sister used to watch the show, I wish I could remember the "plot" so that I could say something about it. Oh well.

[Sixpence.]

You mean... While they're watching Blue's Clues they can compare their ideas! My sister used to watch the show, I wish I could remember the "plot" so that I could say something about it. Oh well.


My nephew liked watching it as well, there's just one little thing about it...


My nephew was 3 years old then.
(He's 4 now. And probably smarter than those two idiots together, he can phone and a little bit English. Oh and he's a human navigation system.)

[LOdAT]

WHO REVIVED THIS FUCKING THREAD THAT I DID AND I ARE ASHAMED OF!


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Sin Studly]

Come on nobody believes what you are saying.You are just mad that I'm attacking your little friend (sin stupid)and you sometimes.

Nobody believes what you are saying. You are just mad that Turks are attacking your little country (greece) and raping your mother sometimes.

[sKratch]

And you learn to spell paedophile.
Main Entry: pe·do·phile
Pronunciation: 'pE-d&-"fIl
Function: noun
: one affected with pedophilia

Welcomd to the United States of Superior Spelling ;x

[Sin Studly]

I don't understand what you're trying to say. I only understand English.

[sKratch]

In the US it's spelled pedophile.

[Sin Studly]

What language do they speak in the US? Spanish, right?

[0r3ng4.]

GOOOOOOOOOO LOdAT!!!!!!!!!!

[Sixpence.]

Come on nobody believes what you are saying.You are just mad that I'm attacking your little friend (sin stupid)and you sometimes.


So you really, REALLY think they believe you more than me?


Oh poor boy, really poor boy.