when i was 2 i played with my dads calculator a lot and i didnt know what it did so i used to cry and yell at my mom and say "why wont the amote turn on the tb"(while pressing buttons on the calculator)
LOL when i was 7 i wanted to show him i was as tough as he was so he pretended to hit his head on the table(i thought he actually hit it) and punched the bottom so i wanted to be tough so i smacked my head as hard as i could on our table.
when i was 3 he said if i ran fast enough i could run thru the wall so i tried and then did it 4 more times cuz i didnt run fast enough and i had to try again. what is the dumbest thing youve ever done. i have done so much more dumb stuff
My little sister(just turned six) is pretty funny. I put her in my customized shirt that says "Dexter Holland is HOT!"(too small for me now, I got it made when I was ten years-old) and I was taking a picture of her in it and I said "pose for the camera" and she flips it off. So my older sister got all mad and said our baby sister would like Justin Timberlake, not Offspring!
