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leo3375 12-16-2004 02:40 PM

Weird Phobias
 
I am not making this up! These are real!

Ablutophobia Fear of washing or bathing
Chaetophobia Fear of hair
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Fear of long words
Logophobia Fear of words
Phobophobia Fear of phobias

Check out www.phobialist.com for more of these, or post your favorite phobia.

DirtyMagical 12-16-2004 02:50 PM

didn't we do this on a number occasions before?

Tired_Of_You 12-16-2004 02:56 PM

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Euphobia - Fear of hearing good news.
Papaphobia - Fear of the Pope.
I heard there was a phobia of the fear of skin but didn't find it on the list...

this one made me think about Harry Potter : Onomatophobia - Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.

DirtyMagical 12-16-2004 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tired_Of_You
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Euphobia - Fear of hearing good news.
Papaphobia - Fear of the Pope.
I heard there was a phobia of the fear of skin but didn't find it on the list...

this one made me think about Harry Potter : Onomatophobia - Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.


This is quite random : Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.

DirtyMagical 12-16-2004 03:00 PM

Russophobia- Fear of Russians.

BOO!

Tired_Of_You 12-16-2004 03:01 PM

ahah, you're Russian?

DirtyMagical 12-16-2004 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tired_Of_You
ahah, you're Russian?


indoobidably!
hahah... I'm not sure if that's a real word/ lol

wheelchairman 12-16-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyMagical
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.

BOO!

haha actually I've been called a Russophobe before.

DirtyMagical 12-16-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheelchairman
haha actually I've been called a Russophobe before.


What did you do to deserve such a label? =P

wheelchairman 12-16-2004 04:44 PM

Not really as interesting as a story as one would think. It happened here:
www.soviet-empire.com

because there were a lot of nazbols who had joined that site. NazBols = National Bolsheviks.

I didn't like them, I called them fascists and nazis and gave my evidence from their program. (you can learn about them here:
http://www.bolsheviks.org/
http://nbp-info.org/
the Russian site:
http://nbp-info.ru/
and a summary of my arguments against them:
http://united.sovietrevolution.net/f...topic.php?t=37
and this merely because it's hilarious:
http://www.soviet-empire.com/ussr/vi...er=asc&start=0
Pay Special attention to the user Nevsky21. He was a nazbol. He makes racist comments for the whole thing.
The funny stuff happens near the bottom of the page, but gets really good on page 3. (In fact only read Nevsky's posts, and the replies to his posts, the rest is boring) (I moderate this forum, so I had to get rid of the worst stuff. But you can still see where he made the Black Whores comment from the quotes people used.)
SE is the Offspring BBS of political message boards.
Anyways whenever I argued with a nazbol, I was often told that it was because I was either a Russophobe or a Zionist. Rather ironic for a Marxist-Leninist.

Vera 12-17-2004 04:46 AM

I have a phobia about big human statues. And crusifixes. Ew. Freaky.

I'm just terribly convinced the statues have a spirit or something. Or that their eyes are watching me.

Happens with large portraits, as well. Watch me freak out in some ancient castle full of portraits of royalties.

Edit: Mentioned this because I've never found a cool name for this phobia.

Panzerfaust92 12-17-2004 05:47 AM

I'm afraid of Rapists

slit_wrists 12-17-2004 06:43 AM

im afraid of wet hair ewwwwww it makes me cringe when ever i get out of the shower ickyness or what?!!

Vera 12-17-2004 07:44 AM

Finding something gross doesn't mean you have a fobia for it.

intothevalleyofdeath 12-17-2004 07:46 AM

haha u spelled phobia wrong

wliethof 12-17-2004 07:53 AM

haha you spelled you wrong

intothevalleyofdeath 12-17-2004 07:55 AM

haha u are a loser

DirtyMagical 12-17-2004 12:22 PM

ahaha!
That's actually quite entertaining!
I just read the through the thread... and some shit that Nevsky said served as great comical relief. only half his posts were replaced with:

*edit offensive references to minorities.


damn i wanted to see those posts/

DirtyMagical 12-17-2004 12:30 PM

actually nevermind, only two of his posts were deleted... yet I think that they were all quoted by other users. dude that is funny->

-Do you wnat your next girlfriend to have AIDS?
-Don't sleep with russian whores and mabye you won't get AIDS.
-DONT ALLOW NIGGERS IN RUSSIA THEN MAYBE THE WHORES WOULDNT HAVE IT.

4eh 12-17-2004 12:36 PM

my biggest phobia is minephobia! i get really scared when i loook in the mirror :D

Tizzalicious 12-17-2004 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wliethof
haha you spelled you wrong

loool :D

I'm afraid of slugs and snails :o

Vera 12-18-2004 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intothevalleyofdeath
haha u spelled phobia wrong

OMFG.

u r 2 rite bout dat hwo teh fukc cud i do dat i mena o.m.g. phobia w00t teh mots emportent w0rd in da hole englihs lingueaege.

wheelchairman 12-18-2004 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyMagical
actually nevermind, only two of his posts were deleted... yet I think that they were all quoted by other users. dude that is funny->

-Do you wnat your next girlfriend to have AIDS?
-Don't sleep with russian whores and mabye you won't get AIDS.
-DONT ALLOW NIGGERS IN RUSSIA THEN MAYBE THE WHORES WOULDNT HAVE IT.

Never a dull moment back when Nevsky posted. He was banned for the NIGGERS IN RUSSIA comment though. hehe

MindlessSelfIndulgent 12-18-2004 11:57 AM

Pteronophobia -The fear of being tickled by feathers

Maria 12-18-2004 01:58 PM

I'm afraid of the spiders.

Not Ozymandias 01-09-2005 10:41 PM

I fear being sat on by obese women for hours on end.

Now replace "fear" with 'desire'.

latinospunkunidos 01-09-2005 10:42 PM

i´ve heard of this really weird fobia..
dunno the name but is the fear of orange things
some famous dude had it

lousyskater 01-09-2005 10:56 PM

here's some weird ones:

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up
Barophobia- Fear of gravity
Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge(is it me or do most americans have this?)
Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas
Kainophobia- Fear of anything new(also known as being christian)
Logophobia- Fear of words
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening one’s eyes
Panophobia- Fear of everything(why not just nail them all with one word)
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon
Triskadekaphobia- Fear of the number 13
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow

«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_» 01-10-2005 09:42 AM

I'm scared of hair in the bath, heights, sharp things near my eye, my ex bf Alex and a fear of death.

QUEEF 01-10-2005 09:49 AM

I have anablephobia and kainophobia. As for anablephobia, only looking up at things falling.

Vera 01-10-2005 10:24 AM

*mocks you for being Christian*

JoY 01-10-2005 10:54 AM

I used to be REAL fucking scared there'd be something creepy, spooky, nasty under my bed, that could grab my ankles any second I'd get in, or out of the bed. I used to be so terribly frightened, that I wouldn't get in, or out my bed without jumping. that's because one time there *was* something creepy, spooky, nasty under my bed, that grabbed my ankles; my darling brother.

furthermore I used to be scared, that every bodypart, that wasn't under the blankets, or hanging outside the bed, would be sawn off. that one is odd, I know.

I'm scared to be alone. as in lonely - really lonely.

Sixpence. 01-10-2005 10:57 AM

I'm really afraid to vomit. I'm always getting a little bit panic if I'm feeling sick.
For me it's a phobia. Does it have a name?
I'm feeling pretty stupid 'bout that but that's just the way it is :)

pR0ud2BLaTin4 07-19-2005 09:40 PM

i have a phobia about touching my achilles tendon (back of your ankle)...i have no idea why but i can't stand the thought of touching that part of my body, being touched there, being hit there...i don't know! it's weird obviously and i thought it would fit into this dicussion. hahaha :)

coke_a_holic 07-19-2005 09:54 PM

What. The. Fuck. You revived a 6 month old thread so you could write that as your first post? Leave. Now.

Drummerguy123 07-19-2005 10:18 PM

Anitadaephobia- the fear of ducks

coke_a_holic 07-19-2005 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Thread Is Gay.
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/war...ecromancer.htm

I love those. I'mma make a thread about them and like, hand them out. Later. When I'm really bored.

Yeah, I went looking for one similar to me, but didn't find anything really similar to me. I don't have an outshining personality, I don't think. Others may say differently. No, Jew doesn't count as a personality trait (as far as I think).

Drummerguy123 07-19-2005 10:22 PM

DUDE!! Your'e Jewish! Jews are awesome! You are now one step up my "people that are cool/Jewish" list.

coke_a_holic 07-19-2005 10:26 PM

You must've missed when I posted this to upstart some coke_a_holic hating, it sucked before I got them started.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20.../mikenose2.jpg

Drummerguy123 07-19-2005 10:30 PM

All I can say is Jewish people are forshizzle!


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